Its "Boobnotes" now is it?
It seems there CAN be too much of a good thing.
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it seems both men AND womens brains are short-circuited by those melons....
http://thismorning.itv.com/thismorning/life/worlds-biggest-boobs
and COVER THE SCREEN so you can listen to what she says...all is intelligently explained.... (there is no 'container' involved.. )
I guess you were thinking lola Ferrari, who had extreme implants, and painful muscle ops..
This woman, by her very existence, is extreme porn. Her existence is geared toward sexual arousal, which is a choice she made when she had those implants, and everything she does risks causing serious harm to her breasts, which is also a choice she made at the same time.
This is what they should be banning, not some consensual sex games between adults.
Do airlines charge her for an extra seat for those things? if not, does she wake up on the plane with her neighbors in the seat row pillowed on her breasts.
As for the "disgusted son", did he yell that through the bathroom door to his mother when she wanted to know why he locked himself in the bathroon for half an hour after seeing those (fully covered) breast-balloons on TV? "Are you coming out soon, dear?" "No mom!!, it will be another 15 minutes!! Don't come in!! I'm (um), I'm really, really disgusted right now and you don't want to see it!!!"
Paris, because in her time she's "disgusted" a few adolescent males too!
I know of one woman who underwent breast reduction surgery because her natural breasts were so big as to be causing her agony. She could stoop forward, or she could try to stand up straight, with a lot of resulting stress on her vertebrae and supporting muscles. It's not that comfortable when you have natural boobs out of Benny Hill on an otherwise petite frame.
Machine icon: because Chelsea's probably going to need her own exoskeleton to move around without straining her back.
On her website, Charms says that her bust size is 153XXX, and that her breasts each weigh 26 pounds (11.8 kg).[6]
Charms has had breast augmentation surgery three times. The first augmentation enlarged her to an E cup, the second to an HH. Both were saline bags. The third surgery implanted the polypropylene string. In some cases of breast augmentation via the polypropylene method, the breasts may grow at different paces or at a dangerously accelerated rate. In her case, they have grown in unison, but their growth rate has steadily slowed over the years. The initial string content was equivalent to 2500cc. Her doctor estimates the growth has increased the size of each breast to over 7000cc.[1]
When asked if her bust size causes her back pain, she replied that it does not if she keeps up with exercise. Her favorite authors are Ha Jin, Anne Rice and Charles Dickens.[1]
Mycho:
If you had been listening, you would know that polyprop HAS been banned, but the effect is natural and slow, so no real problem..
AS for 'extreme porn' LOL - look up 'opearl' to be really shocked.. :)
Dave B 1: look harder!!!
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&as_st=y&tbs=isch:1&q=Chelsea+Charms&btnG=Search&ei=XA3PTfLeDJK18QOs-4zbDQ&gbv=2&biw=1318&bih=643
you will find there are lots more like her in USA, they are just strange that way....
Does she take those of when she goes to bed? How can anyone lie comfortably with those watermelons on their chest?
It's her own lookout - but...Ughhh. Too bad there are no common sense implants. She'll get really bad back problems with those whatever she says.
Icon request: 2 darts, crossed.
She's wearing the wrong bra if she's got a 164 band measurement!
Even if that's CM then it's 64inches and she really don't look that fat.
Or let me guess - The Sun just made it up and don't have a clue and think a big number is always better. Small number, Big letter better. I'd hate to play them at TopTrumps.
For shame on El Reg for not noticing, or giving a conversion to BSH (British Standard Handful) or BFB