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  1. ian 22

    Its "Boobnotes" now is it?

    It seems there CAN be too much of a good thing.

  2. Michael 28
    WTF?

    Won't someone ....

    ....please think of the spinal osteopaths????

  3. Joe User

    Re: What's she going to look like when she's 80?

    She'll need a wheelbarrow (or two) to lug those huge sandbags around....

  4. David Barr
    Unhappy

    Offended?

    Looks like a bunch of housewives have nothing better to do that watch TV and try their hardest to get offended. People making complaints like that should be politely told that nobody is interested.

  5. Joe User

    New application of blimp technology?

    She must have some lighter-than-air assistance to prevent that pair from dragging on the ground.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I prefer women with breasts to breasts with a woman

    Not that these qualify as breasts.

    Life is tough enough for women who are naturally excessively-endowed. Why would anyone want to have a couple of shopping trolleys attached to their chest?

  7. SkippyBing

    Colour me confused

    She's complaining to the Sun about her child seeing someone's covered breasts.

    Who's she going to complain to about page 3?

    1. LaeMing
      Go

      ITV of course

      Though, was it the Sun she complained to or the ITV facebook, which the Sun then covered?

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Alien

    An acting career beckons...

    ...in Japan. Presumably they'll supply the sailor uniform and betentacled horrors.

  9. Captain TickTock
    WTF?

    NSFW how?

    She was modestly dressed, I thought.

    Maybe not modestly proportioned, let's say, but decently covered.

    In other news, 2 skydivers find themselves short-changed in the parachute department...

  10. illiad

    lola???

    it seems both men AND womens brains are short-circuited by those melons....

    http://thismorning.itv.com/thismorning/life/worlds-biggest-boobs

    and COVER THE SCREEN so you can listen to what she says...all is intelligently explained.... (there is no 'container' involved.. )

    I guess you were thinking lola Ferrari, who had extreme implants, and painful muscle ops..

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    You may laugh

    This woman, by her very existence, is extreme porn. Her existence is geared toward sexual arousal, which is a choice she made when she had those implants, and everything she does risks causing serious harm to her breasts, which is also a choice she made at the same time.

    This is what they should be banning, not some consensual sex games between adults.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    But...

    ...where's the tIT angle?

    1. edge_e
      Coat

      Almost...

      where's t'IT angle?

  13. skeptical i

    Link in the sidebar to the airship article would have been nice ...

    ... missed a trick there, lads.

  14. LaeMing
    Coat

    Your resistance

    just makes my boobs bigger.

    Need a /b/tard icon?

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    My God!!

    Do airlines charge her for an extra seat for those things? if not, does she wake up on the plane with her neighbors in the seat row pillowed on her breasts.

    As for the "disgusted son", did he yell that through the bathroom door to his mother when she wanted to know why he locked himself in the bathroon for half an hour after seeing those (fully covered) breast-balloons on TV? "Are you coming out soon, dear?" "No mom!!, it will be another 15 minutes!! Don't come in!! I'm (um), I'm really, really disgusted right now and you don't want to see it!!!"

    Paris, because in her time she's "disgusted" a few adolescent males too!

  16. Peter Murphy

    Ouch!

    I know of one woman who underwent breast reduction surgery because her natural breasts were so big as to be causing her agony. She could stoop forward, or she could try to stand up straight, with a lot of resulting stress on her vertebrae and supporting muscles. It's not that comfortable when you have natural boobs out of Benny Hill on an otherwise petite frame.

    Machine icon: because Chelsea's probably going to need her own exoskeleton to move around without straining her back.

  17. jake Silver badge

    I'm not sure who I feel sorrier for ...

    The idiot woman, or the idiots who find that kinda thing attractive.

  18. Dave B 1
    Paris Hilton

    Nipples

    They're actually airbrushed /out/ of the few photos of her visible to guests on her website. There is good reason for this, and you may find it out for yourself if you use Google Image Search. You won't want to eat dinner afterwards, mind.

    Paris, to cleanse my mind's eye.

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That's porn?

    Possibly she should see a psychiatrist. And I'm not talking about Charms.

  20. Rocket
    Coat

    Disgusted?

    Yeah the son was disgusted that Mom nearly caught him with a stiff one in his hands.

    Or maybe when he ''sneezed'' because he had a cold and mommy cleaned him up.

    I'll wipe off me coat

  21. Identity
    Coat

    But what can she do?

    With a little help, she can stand up!

  22. kain preacher

    wow

    On her website, Charms says that her bust size is 153XXX, and that her breasts each weigh 26 pounds (11.8 kg).[6]

    Charms has had breast augmentation surgery three times. The first augmentation enlarged her to an E cup, the second to an HH. Both were saline bags. The third surgery implanted the polypropylene string. In some cases of breast augmentation via the polypropylene method, the breasts may grow at different paces or at a dangerously accelerated rate. In her case, they have grown in unison, but their growth rate has steadily slowed over the years. The initial string content was equivalent to 2500cc. Her doctor estimates the growth has increased the size of each breast to over 7000cc.[1]

    When asked if her bust size causes her back pain, she replied that it does not if she keeps up with exercise. Her favorite authors are Ha Jin, Anne Rice and Charles Dickens.[1]

  23. Neil McGovern

    Really? From the Sun?

    I wonder what Jane, 23 from Essex would have thought.

  24. illiad

    well

    Mycho:

    If you had been listening, you would know that polyprop HAS been banned, but the effect is natural and slow, so no real problem..

    AS for 'extreme porn' LOL - look up 'opearl' to be really shocked.. :)

    Dave B 1: look harder!!!

    http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&as_st=y&tbs=isch:1&q=Chelsea+Charms&btnG=Search&ei=XA3PTfLeDJK18QOs-4zbDQ&gbv=2&biw=1318&bih=643

    you will find there are lots more like her in USA, they are just strange that way....

  25. Robert E A Harvey
    Coat

    "My wife has a new job...

    ...smuggling zeppelins!"

  26. Mips
    Jobs Horns

    Some people think I'm a freak, but I wouldn't have it any other way.??

    So you like people thinking you're a freak?

  27. Sabine Miehlbradt

    Err

    Does she take those of when she goes to bed? How can anyone lie comfortably with those watermelons on their chest?

    It's her own lookout - but...Ughhh. Too bad there are no common sense implants. She'll get really bad back problems with those whatever she says.

    Icon request: 2 darts, crossed.

  28. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Bra Size

    She's wearing the wrong bra if she's got a 164 band measurement!

    Even if that's CM then it's 64inches and she really don't look that fat.

    Or let me guess - The Sun just made it up and don't have a clue and think a big number is always better. Small number, Big letter better. I'd hate to play them at TopTrumps.

    For shame on El Reg for not noticing, or giving a conversion to BSH (British Standard Handful) or BFB

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