Soooo, nice weather where they flew you for the review?
Can't blame you, I would have gone too ...
Ford describes the new Focus, being launched to its dealer network today, as being its most technology packed car yet. It's not fibbing, but not every model gets the lot. Active Park Assist, for example, which does reverse parallel parking for you only comes as standard on the Titanium X, one of the four option packs the new …
My mother in law has just got the new C-Max as her mobility car and in the first week they were locked out of it twice because there is a problem with the keyfob and the central locking but so far Ford haven't managed to find a fix for it.
It's a very common problem with them.
The electronic handbrake has never worked properly, meaning hill-stars are a precarious affair. They have not managed to solve or mitigate the issue despite several visits and much complaining.
Well, they have got your money now. That is all Ford are really interested in.
I agree with the anti-gadget crowd to a certain extent. Electronic gadgets of this sort can make you rely on them too much to a point where if they break or you have to drive a car without them you're a bit lost.
However if this Focus is anything like the previous model, where the rear and side visibility were atrocious you probably *do* need these gadgets unless you're a proponent of the "Paris" school of motoring (i.e. reverse until you feel a slight bump, etc).
Paris Hilton as driving aids are for dumb blondes
Now on top gear we have the new android laptop, only one man was small enough to take it for a ride on our test track, over to Richard Hammond.
Well this laptop is not the best of rides, when I sit on it even my small frame brakes the screen, I think well go back to what we do best, having fun with cars!!!
GET THE POINT REGISTER?
We don't need to know or care what El Reg thinks of the ford focus.
What we do *need* to know is that El Reg *thinks* of these things and are therefore a bunch of people not too unlike us.
Subtle things like gratuitous posting of the 'Eee PC' girl at any given opportunity, to more the more graphic, like the playmobil.
Good on you El Reg. This is why I keep coming back.
What part of:
"Ford Focus 2011" or "We take Ford's new C-class for a quick spin"
made you think this was going to be anything other than a car review?
Then, given you don't want to read a car review, I am interested to know what malware El Reg punted to your computer to force you to open the link. After which please share what compulsion was used to make you read the article and then to force you to comment on it.
Finally, please can you explain the validity of your assumption that just because *you* don't want to read a review on the new Ford Focus then no-one else would want to read about it either?
So this is where all the kids who doodled cars on their exercise books in school got to.
Amazing tech, but should be used as an extra assistance, not an alternative to human abilities - see recent case of "satnav told me to drive the wrong way and now my kid is dead.
But yeah, crazy stuff!
The cheapest Focus is now several thousand pounds dearer than the cheapest golf. VW or Ford, what'll be worth more in 3yr?
The price of cars at the moment is nuts.
Also why doesn't anyone just make a fuggin car any more.
Take out all the drive assist crap, all the excessively complex electronics (that always break).
That will save me a few thousand quid and make the damn thing last a few years longer (that's a lot more green than another 5mpg) and put the driver back in control of the vehicle.
The Prius does this and it works quite well.
It does it with a rear-facing camera and some fancy image interpretation. It also displays the camera output on the main screen. This is handy 'cos you can prove that it's got it right and also use it for reversing in other situations too (it has a fisheye lens and gives a rather better field of vision than turning yer head round).
The snag here is that Prius drivers all learn very rapidly that it's a damned sight quicker and easier to do it yourself, following the helpful cue lines it draws on the screen for you, relegating the core function to "look what this can do" moments in the pub car park....
I've owned a number of Focus cars of the years and after seing the obvious improvements upto the 04 model have been dissapointed that they basically threw everything they learned and refined out of the window. I held off buyng another for years because I hoped they would refine the new models, but eventually (my old one was ready for the scrap yard) had to go for one (06) plate. Design flaws include
*MAJOR* The AUX connector is in the glovebox, you can't connect a device to it and shut the glovebox, so you can't use it if you have a passenger. The glovebox has a covered hole for a power supply but it's not installed, so no power supply for your ipod, all other power supplies are in inconvenient places.
*MAJOR* No protection strips along doors or bumbers, not ideal for shopping trolly filled car parks.
Electric window controls are horizontal and under the window itself so open the window in any rain and the water gets trapped under the controls, no drain available.
Central console catches knees.
1.6 Engine in 06 model doesn't perform as well as 04 model.
Handbrake on wrong side (you can get used to this)
The power supplies are in the wrong place, the most convenient for a GPS is on the opposite side of the gearstick to the windscreen so you have a cable getting in the way of the gearstick.
I read that VW were invloved in the design, I think they were sabotaging the competition.
Seriously?
To me a 'major' problem would include Toyota's sticky accelerator pedal jamming and causing a crash. If it doesn't devalue your purchase, or risk someone's life, is it really so significant where they've put an input socket, a switch, or a power connector?
If you genuinely believe that all of those are serious it shows just how much cars have improved over the years. I'm old enough to remember the reviews of the Morris Marina and the press promising very brutal reviews unless they fixed the crash-inducing faults before putting it on sale.
"Bah! Anti-lock braking/cruise control/automatic choke/intermittent windscreen wipers/self-cancelling indicators/automatic timing advance/steering wheels/electric starters (pick one depending on decade) are stopping drivers knowing how to drive properly! Mutter, mutter, where's my pipe, etc..."
Don't get me wrong, some automatic stuff I'm not in favour of. Turning headlights on automatically is annoying. Automatic windscreen wipers don't do it for me either. And I'd like to be doing the steering myself, thanks.
But automatic parallel parking OTOH I'd love. Sure I can do it myself. And I could empty a septic tank with a bucket if I had to. But if there's a gadget that'll do a shitty job for me, I'm all in favour. Similarly, anything which gives me information in a way which lets me keep more attention on the road is worth having. Blind-spot warnings in particular are a very good idea on any modern car, bcos you just don't have the visibility. (Sure you can look round. What's happening in front of you when you do...?)
For a tech site, what about discussing the computer security?
I mean really, how long before someone manages to hack open one of these things and wreak havoc with a virus or other random actions, such as flick the hand brake on when making a slight turn at speed along a nice straight section of road. Involuntary hand brake turns that you can blame of Ford, honestly officer!!!
So we'll soon have a new license type with tickboxes about what types of car you can drive, based upon the gizmo's the car has. Like drivers who take the test in an automatic who can only drive automatics.
Speaking of which, I wish I'd bought an automatic when I got my present car. PITA having to drive in slow moving traffic presently.
... the frickin' lasers mentioned up the front.
Bound to be loads of fun <evil grin>
(Seriously though, in the looks dept, this car's a minga. I mean, christ, just take a look at the first focuses and now take a look at this. Lately it seems more and more car revamps are being infected by mingagitis - imprezza's for example... good god, fugly....)