Dear The Register...
It would appear that in citing this article you yourselves have infridged our copyright by mentioning our name, your users too with their comments, would you please from now on refer to us as "the nameless government owned bank" as we have yet to register this trademark.
Additionally would you please remove all comments and articles with the words, NatWest, National & Westminster, now I understand this could make things tricky when writing on articles of a banking nature, or even national issues, or should you wish to mention the location of parliament.
However as we are so stupid and therefore unable to keep our bank in the black or understand copyright laws we insist that this action is taken immediately.
Additionally if you would all kindly take yourselves outside for a spanking ensuring to film it on your JudasPhones then finally email these videos too: "WeHaveNothingBetterToDo@NatWest.co.oh.actually.you.cant.publish.our.url.either.com"
This way our staff will have something else to do during the day seeing as we have none of your money left to gamble anyway.
London (copyright pending).
P.S. Can anyone recommend us a lawyer who knows wtf he is doing?