'Howling lesbian gangs' greet jailed Lindsay Lohan Bespeckled thespiatrix jailbird Lindsay Lohan probably won't survive the estimated 23 days she'll spend in chokey, if the Sun is to be believed. Lohan's prison mugshot yesterday. Pic: Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Lohan was greeted yesterday at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, by "the …
So, not so sure about the journalists, but lets just look at the editors of the Sun in recent years.
Kelvin McKenzie
Rebekah Brooks
Dominic Mohan
Now then I am not so sure about Dominic, but have heard both Kelvin and Rebekah speak. They struck me as both intelligent, and erudite, if a little in the case of Kelvin crude. I think that this picture is incorrect.
Sun journalists are exceptionally intelligent people. They just don't have the same er, moral qualms as the rest of us, in the main. They're brilliant manipulators, it's what they do. You have to admire them, kinda. Oh wait, no you don't. They could have put their brains to much better use.
Ach well.
Shawshank Redemption?
Now, You, Sir, have my full admiration and attention. A film I could'nt get out of my head for 6 months after I saw it, and still have dreams about it.
Now, about the lesbo porn you mentioned....Brown paper bag, behind third washroom from the right in the gents at Victoria station OK with you? I'll put a pony* there, same place.
*Nooo, Lester, Nooo! I mean 25 sovs, not the one you're currently melding your playmobil characters around, after your recent splendid (and, I might add, very collectable) article.
"Shawshank Redemption?"
Of course.
That whole "Betting on who will make her cry" stuff is *remarkably* like the opening for the movie (not of course that I would suggest the Sun makes up stories).
"Now, about the lesbo porn you mentioned....Brown paper bag, behind third washroom from the right in the gents at Victoria station OK with you? I'll put a pony* there, same place."
A Sun journalist without near constant access to p()rn. Unthinkable.
Some of mine seedier colleagues have mentioned "Chained heat" (I think they said it stars Linda Blair and the actress from the Emauelle films) and "Reform school girls" as minor classics in the soft core area of the genre. As for the rest I imagine a bit torrent search would bring up plenty of items for your viewing pleasure.
Personally I will be settling down with a nice cup of tea to watch Frankie Boyle's new children's quiz show (I think it'll be a bit like "Runaround" for those of a certain age) "Uncle Fistie's funhouse."
Tata.
LOL, you get people to believe anything. Do you really think that anyone is going to risk LL coming to any harm? That would be the end of celeb jail time, because the solicitors would have a party taking the prison owners to the cleaners.
In addition, I'm disappointed by the mix of mean comments. Sure, she had it coming (plenty of opportunity to stop) and maybe this will break the habit at last, but it's still rather sad to see someone going to ground this way. Are we getting that far removed from being decent human beings? Just wondering..
How about we move the surveillance off the streets and into prisons where they should be. A camera in every room and a tracker on every prisoner and guard. That would end the flagrant malpractice and corruption pretty quick. And if you turn off a camera you get fired, and if one breaks down your electrician gets fired.
I wrote a post criticizing this article. Apparently, it has been "moderated out". This was unexpected on The Register.
Basically, I concur with kevin 3 and I disagree with the general tone of this article. The author seems to find the idea of prison violence inflicted on Lindsay Lohan fun and pleasurable. I say the author should seek counsel and treatment.
The sun is not really the kind of newspaper I would bother reading .... now, please, where the fsck is the iT angle to this? I came to slowly accept your Leccy savvy coolness, because electric cars are "new technology", just like IT. Yet, here you are crossing the line of the unacceptable ... I read the article hoping to find an iT angle ... but no ... my time wasted, thanks!
If I were interested in this sort of rubbish, I would already be in the know, anyway.
The Paris Hotel icon is bad enough! Sooooo please, spare me the useless ...
Aside from the classification of bootnotes the title "'Howling lesbian gangs' greet jailed Lindsay Lohan" might also be a bit of a hint? Unless of course one was expecting urls to the videos, sound tracks and photos.
Personally I consider the Register publishing these stories as a bit of a public service. It is just possible to have too much 'IT'? OK so personally I ignore the classifiication but a title such as this just draws my mouse pointer across the screen..... no no Mr manager it is work related it's in The Register it's gotta be an important IT story.
It seems my previous post, where I suggested that the choice of the officer to conduct Ms Lohan's cavity search might not have been entirely random.
I did not suggest they would be exceptionally rough on Ms Lohan, merely that they might have had a small competition, and of course the suggestion was made in jest.
I fully accept that the Corrections Officers of the Californian Penal System are men and women of unimpeachable integrity who would never dream of violating proper procedures in carrying out their duties.
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