Nipper's naked arse provokes Street View outrage

Some people need to get a life

Some people need to get a life.

A good idea may be to attend a beach with people who have one. Going on a holiday to a place where Germans, French, Spanish and other more sane people tends to help.

For f*** sake, this is a toddler's bottom. So what? We have all seen one. Those of us who have children and have to change nappies probably one time too many. Having it documented is not the end of the world.

Similarly those of us who do not go to beaches with bylaws set by taleban have it here or there on their holidays snaps. It is impossible not to have one while trying to take pics of your own offspring on a beach where nobody has their kids in swimwear up to the age of 5 (this is pretty much the norm for most beaches in the EU and especially for the ones where Brits are a minority).

If I was in her place I would have taken some screenshots for posterity to show on their wedding day in 20 years time instead of producing Daily Fail style fits of rage.

Uhhhh....

I...agree... with... a... Daily... Mail... commentard??!?!

That's it... Stop the world - I want to get off...

More worrying

is the german car in the picture; particularly after yet more injustice during a football match :-)

Got it in one

"One wrote: "If you're that worried about paedophiles love then don't let your kid run around naked outside in the front garden!!! "

Got it in one m8

here we go again

A Greater Manchester mum is "angry, disgusted and upset"

That should read:

A Greater Manchester mum is "rubbing her hands with glee at the thought of £20,000 from the papers"

It's a toddlers arse, who cares? I doubt even the mythical paedosaurus will get it's rocks off on that. It's much more likely that an uncle of close friend of the family would be adding the mental image 'to the bank' after seeing it in real life - most abuse comes from family members and close friends after all.

Re: A female spokesoperative said...

Have you considered the fact that you might have been mistakenly photographed by hundreds or perhaps even thousands of people whilst in public view? You know, those people out snapping holiday snaps, shots of their friends whilst you're walking past, shots of buildings, even perhaps (gasp!) a fine art photographer?

So presumably your perfect solution would be to have every photograph that gets taken in public be vetted by everyone in the world before it's 'approved' and allowed to be used by the photographer.

It's attitudes like that which lead to uninformed police officers harrassing innocent photographers for no legal reason.

"Google has apologised and pixellated the offending buttocks"

Did Google also add the large red 'here it is' arrow? That's just insensitive.

So looking at the photo...

If someone removes that blue and yellow prop will the whole car tip over or will just the wing mirror fall off?

The mother's creating a storm in a tiny teacup!

The mother's is creating a storm in a tiny teacup! Unfortunately, in an era of hyped-up overly sensitive sensibilities, even a mention by the media of such trivialities makes matters worse as it propagates similar notions to others.

I feel sorry for the poor kid who may end up psychotic by living in such a stressed and overprotective environment.

What in Hell's name has gone wrong with this society? Methinks society needs to acquire a grip on reality, it needs to be transported back to say 1940 or 1916 for a week or two--a time when upon hearing a scream from a woman somewhere in the street neighbours automatically knew she'd just received a telegram from the war department.

This story ought to pale into insignificant noise.

Wait a minute

isn't it illegal to take photos now? why haven't the police flasly arrested all the google cars?

why did that dumb woman let her bratt run naked in public? is she deliberately trying to attract peodos?

There is a photo of me...

Back in the 1980's during one particularly hot spell I was straight out of a bath and back onto my little pedal bike and training wheel in the Garden without stopping for clothes.

Being the Adventurous young chap that I was it wasn't long before I pedalled out the front gate and down the street stark bollock naked.

What did my parents do on seeing my vie for freedom?

Run into the house to get the Camera and take a photo of my firm peachy buttocks working their way into the distance.

It's been posted on face book for all to see and shown to many a Girlfriend over the years.

These days you'd expect them to be arrested for "creating child pronography" and the child given an asbo for public indecency, that's assuming the child even makes it past the first hedge before the fabled urban pedo-monkey leaps out and abducts him/her.

They're everywhere don't you know!

Some people though...

.get off on anything. I posted some pics of our (then) new-born baby up on an un-advertised website just for friends and family to see. Checking the access logs later on, I found they were being used as the target or img src for porno spammers on various forums!!! Sheesh...

They took mine off

I saw them coming along a lane in a village near where I live.

I mooned then from my car window, with my teenage daughter cringling in the passenger seat!

When my area was released on Streetview, I went straight for it.

But <joke intended> it was completely missing!

They had gone back and redone that section.

The rest of the lane has a wet road, that section has dry, and I'm missing!

legal actions now

How about sueing the google manager for publishing an indecent photograph of a preteen? As far as I know that is illegal in UK.

When they have to fear to get on the sex offender database, they will think twice before publishing anything automaticly on the interweb.

Maybe they will be more carefull and won't rely only on their algorithm, which can fail.

anon to avoid possible legal action by google.

Oh .... I hear the helicopter ...