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The Apple App Store police are now rejecting iPhone and iPad applications for behaving like "widgets" and "creating their own desktops," according to one developer who's busy eating his previous claims that Apple isn't evil. In late April, an unnamed Australian — one of a small team of cross-platform developers known as Shifty …

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    1. Anonymous Coward
      Unhappy

      Indeed

      What's more impressive is how they keep forgiving and going back for more.

  1. vincent himpe
    Jobs Horns

    what a bunch of

    closet 'evil germans from the 1940's' ...

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    1. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge

      But MS don't even control ...

      the software they run themselves properly

      sorry, couldn't resist

  3. TeeCee Gold badge
    FAIL

    Aha!

    Welcome to Adobe's world. Not quite so funny when they move the goalposts on the little guys is it?

    CS5's authoring for iPhone was the thing that needed a united front behind it as Adobe have the grunt to actually go to the mat over it, but instead teh intahwebs dissolved into a series of bleats from the screaming flashtards saying how wonderful Apple's capricious ban was for sticking it to Flash. There's nothing like allowing one's pet hates to obscure one's view of the picture for causing a monumental cockup now, is there? So that opportunity went begging, Apple got away with stomping on the big beast and now get to pick off the independants at will.

    No I don't like Flash, I hate it with a vengence. But at least I could see the principle at stake:

    First they came for CS5, but we did nothing as we don't like Adobe.....

    1. Ken Hagan Gold badge
      Stop

      Re: those Martin Niemöller quotes

      The difference between Apple and Nazis is that eventually you *will* have to fight Nazis. There's no "eventually you *will* have to buy an Apple", much as Steve would want there to be. I suggest we stop making the comparisons before we offend someone.

      1. Field Marshal Von Krakenfart

        Halt!

        I agree, stop making that comparision, although I don't know which one would be more offended.

  4. DrXym

    Android isn't immature

    What is this guy talking about? From what I see of his app, it could be reproduced exactly in Android. Even better (from his perspective) he could even replace the default photo viewer, or create an actual widget that occupies one of the main navigation screens. The scope for what his app can do in Android is far greater.

    As for the marketplace being a wild west. I kind of agree with that (which I'll describe below) but it really shouldn't be an impediment for his app. I read somewhere else that he was claiming you can't sell apps through the store from Australia. A minor obstacle - just release a trial version of the app for free and then direct people through the browser to PayPal if they wish to buy the full version. Easy. Unlike Apple you can create your own payment model if you like, one which means you keep more of the money too.

    Where I think Marketplace is massively let down is that there is too much spam, and too many apps in the Farmville ilk. There is nothing wrong with these apps per se except for the idiots who play them and post affiliate codes in the comments. Google should be laying the smackdown on the spam and the codes. If necessary disable comments & ratings on those kinds of games. I also think that Google should be doing security audits on apps which install with certain kinds of permissions (e.g. to use the camera or dial numbers) because of the added security implications these apps pose. I can well imagine some malicious app which waits until 2-3 in the morning and then dials some premium number in Sierra Leone or similar. It would hurt Google a lot if these kind of apps slip through.

  5. JPatrick
    Coat

    Perhaps you shouldn't have a business model ...

    that is so reliant on a gatekeeper who is well within their rights to approve and reject your product for any reason at any time?

    As for writing off Android, well that seems a bit odd? Surely to reject writing software for rival that is increasing its market share and increasingly look like a serious competition for Apple is cutting off your nose to spite your own face?

    1. Ben 56
      Jobs Horns

      He's clearly not that bright

      and doesn't learn from mistakes - in a month or so he'll rescind this blog comment about not writing software for a rival.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Alert

    Overthinking again ?

    The trouble is the vast majority of users dont care if one app is thrown out for spurious reasons. Al they care is that the thing is easy to use and they can get to Facebook and my space easily, this the iPad does beautifully.

    How many apps are sold for the iPad and iPhone as opposed to those for blackberrys or android phones ? by my guessing a shed load more money is made by apple developers than android ones ?

    Apple doesnt sell to the iPad to IT people, we will buy a "proper" laptop, but in a few years everyone will want a similar device as a third "media consumption device" in the house.

    Prob similar conversations when the first PC came out with us saying the Pc was to small to be worht it and you couldnt do what you could on a mainframe ..........

    1. andy 45
      Thumb Down

      err... no Myspace audio player?

      " All they care is that the thing is easy to use and they can get to Facebook and my space easily, this the iPad does beautifully"

      Err, doesnt MySpace use Flash for it's music player? I think that would be a no-no then...

  7. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    App removed for being too "shiny" or "being the wrong colour"?

    I own a few apple devices and do like a lot of what they make - but closed, walled-garden style approaches really irk me, and Apple's draconian power-frenzied treatment of developers is simply unacceptable. It's no wonder Android has outsold the iPhone already, piss off enough developers, they'll soon turn against you!

    Apple need a change in management at the highest level, the power's definitely gone to his head!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      FAIL

      Re: change in management

      Yeah, that's the best decision, one in which the shareholders will definitely back you as his replacement, him being the CEO of the decade, responsible for turning Apple into second largest market cap company.

      Yeah, change the management at the highest level. What planet are you living on? Obviously, not the one with the greed-based system where everything is about profit, profit, profit?!

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Jobs Horns

    They want rid of the small people

    Remember an article a few weeks ago that revealed that in the early days of Windows, Bill gates wanted to make the Windows APIs a swiftly moving target so that small developers couldn't keep up and the only apps that would appear would be developed by the big boys with pockets deep enough to pay a 200-strong team to maintain the apps and chase the new APIs and other changes?

    Well this sounds to me like Apple are doing the same. They don't want small fry developers making nice but quaint apps, they want to attract big developers with long term plans who can keep their apps on the Istore when the small people can't. That means more sales and profit and fewer rivals for them. Apple are a large international corporation. They want to associate and do business with like-minded people, not hobbyists.

    As anyone who owed a Psion in the 90s will know, it's those 'hobbyists' who come up with the most exciting and innovative software.

    1. sT0rNG b4R3 duRiD

      In fairness to M$...

      Stuff written that calls only venerable win32 API still runs fine. For big projects... it is... a wrestle... But for small ones, it is truly a thing of beauty.

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  9. PC1512

    Widgets ahoy

    There's something hilarious about this article, which is full of incredulity about how this app could possibly be described as "widgety" or as a "desktop", and is then capped off with a screenshot of the most widgety, desktop-like app you can imagine.

    I mean seriously, it's a "photo frame" (because obviously neither the iPhone or iPad have a means of viewing a full screen photo built in) which just happens to overlay said photo (or "wallpaper" if I might coin that term) with a bunch of "layers". Only those layers are actually, very obviously, all the usual widgets you'd expect on a desktop replacement - which is exactly what this is.

    How mysterious!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Coat

      Well done for pointing at the proverbial Elephant!

      Nice username too! How I fondly remember the family PC1512. OT, I know...

  10. Martin Chandler
    Stop

    Too many mistakes

    Mistake #1: Wasting time writing an app for the Iphone, Ipod, Ipad

    Mistake #2: Wasting time not reading the EXACT SAME STORIES about how other developers got shafted! (Why on earth did he not believe them!?!)

    Mistake #3: Defending the indefensible

    Mistake #4: Blogging about his bad experiences - its the same story as everyone elses - if people dont know what to expect from Apple, then they'll never learn.

    Free OS, Free your mind!

    1. NightFox
      Thumb Down

      Alternatively,

      So, you say:

      Mistake #1: Wasting time writing an app for the Iphone, Ipod, Ipad

      in preference to:

      Alternative #1: Completely ignoring the whole App Store market

      Smart business acumen you have there.

      You make me laugh all you developers who claim you won't go the App Store route because of Apple's management. Enjoy your smugness whilst the others reap their £££s! Why not just factor in the risk like the smart developers do?

  11. John Sanders
    Flame

    I can see the next big Apple article here on old El'Reg

    Jobs calls developers to tell them individually what applications is he expecting them to write;

    Jobs; I want you to develop a light accountancy program for grannies.

    Developer; but his highness I want to develop a new concept of media player I have been toying around.

    Jobs; No! you'll do as you're told or else your developer license will be terminated, when you agreed to the Apple iPad developer license you agreed to do as I say!

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So what...

    It serves them right for being 'developers' tied into a single company...Hell Apple basically have a gagillian free lancers working for free...no no....in fact they are PAYING APPLE for the joys of working for them...Bunch of idiots.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Jobs Horns

    Apps should not be apps

    Basically the iPhone/iPad polluted ecosystem is not for independent developers. It's for banks or shops or the ebays of the world to develop ways to access their websites using a tool that is in the hands of so many people like the iPhone/iPad. Any independent developer wasting time and money to bring "ideas" to the table is a fool. That environment doesn't need your ideas, all ideas must be Apple's.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Could it be an actual reason?

    I've no idea really, but could it be that two features are coming with the next iPhone version that would render apps like this ugly and weird? One is the double screen real estate - what would happen to an app like this displaying an image of a certain size? I don't know the platform - do they just display "to the edge" so this wouldn't be a problem? Just curious.

    The other issue could be that a new feature in the next version is ability to change desktop background, which apps like this would render that feature less interesting.

    Just 2 possible reasons why? Any thoughts?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      WTF?

      Talk about Anonymous Coward

      Anyone that downvotes a question - it was a question posed, is the ultimate in anonymous coward, offering no explanation as to why you disagree. How can you disagree with a question?

      Talk about blind sheep - anyone that doesn't slate the iApple product gets an immediate downvote? Have an opinion other than "not apple, not apple, NOT APPLE!"? What a small vocabulary a world like that requires. Good thing there are so many small minds out there who are perfect for such a world! :P

      Now, how about answering the question, or are they really not allowed? I'd be curious to know if people have any ideas.

  15. Tim Bates
    Alert

    Writing on the wall...

    I'll admit I didn't go much on the original iPhone - It was Apple, and it was a US only release which always puts me off (Nexus One I felt the same), and I'd need to find replacement apps for all those I used on my Win Mob phone (some of which would be impossible at the time, due to Apple's restrictions).

    But the 3G got my interest again... I could buy it locally, they'd fixed (or were about to fix) many of the missing features (MMS, copy+paste, etc), it was supposed to be cheap, etc. And if I grabbed the "free" SDK, I'd be able to write my own apps to replace at least some of what I used on WinMob. Sadly, I then discovered that "free" meant $100US plus buying a Mac to develop on, the phone was nothing like cheap, and Apple had started rejecting many apps from the store.

    This put me off the iPhone forever.

    The iPad is now here - complete with it's limitations, restrictions, rejected apps for no reason. The writing is on the wall people... If you develop apps, find another platform because Apple don't want you to make money - they just want you to give them money.

  16. Richard Cartledge
    Thumb Down

    Insolence!

    How dare he have the audacity to backchat Steve!

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Want to do something cool on your iPAd....

    ...there's a banned app for that.

  18. hopelessness
    Badgers

    Baffling

    Apple really are a bit odd, I don't understand it one bit!

    If they ban an app from their market, what happens to people who have already paid for it and installed it? I do hope it doesn't get wiped from their device...

    Android is clearly the future of smartphones. As said previously, if I want to change the desktop on my phone, I can. If I want to have widgets, I can. If I want to use my device as a photo frame with layers, that's right, I can! It's this 'I can' mentality that makes Android so much more attractive than the iPhone OS.

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Sny follow suit....

    Apparently Sny have just released a new shiny DVD/Blu-ray combo that only plays Sny disks - for $1000. When questioned about the logic behind this, and who would actually buy such an over-priced restricted device, the head of Sny marketing quoted..

    "Well people by iPads don't they! And that is our target customer base - we are even offering a free man-bag to allow our customers to carry their iPad without scratching the nice shiny surface"

    :-)

    Cue fanboi down-votes

    1. PC1512

      Hmm

      I think you might be at more danger of people-who-understand-how-a-joke-works down votes.

  20. Mike Shepherd
    Jobs Horns

    Ha!

    You thought it was your computer.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Jobs Horns

    FFS! Horses for courses!

    I am not defending Jobs and his little hellish daemons of lock down, but leave it alone will you lot!!

    1) It's Steve's toy, he made it, he can tell you to stick it up your Jacksy if that's how it works best! His game, his rules. I would say that's his sales fsck'd, but 2 million buyers have proved me wrong!

    2) IT IS NOT A COMPUTER! IT IS A MEDIA DEVICE! OK? GOT THAT? If you want a pocket computer, buy a mini notebook. If you want to JailBreak it and put Atari ST GEM Desktop on it, fab! Have a ball! As it is, out of the box, it does what Apple say it does, if you don't like it, please don't buy it.

    3) "If it was a car, you wouldn't like it if they suddenly said you had to my TESCO petrol only!" - No I wouldn't, but it's not a car. It's a handheld media device, and it has changeable software. Buried somewhere in the T&Cs is a clause that says, to repeat myself, 'Steve's baby! Steve's rules! Lump it!'.

    So before you buy it and or develop for it, check the reviews, if you don't like what you see, don't buy it. Simple. Mr Jobs is not rich for doing favours, he's a businessman, a greedy, corporate money-driven businessman, if he wishes he can be a complete git and change the rules of the game within the law. If you have any inkling he might do this and stuff you up, then don't dance with the devil, else you will pay the price!

    I don't like the lock-down, so after checking I will have no choice I gave it miss. I bought one of the Missus, who loves it because it's a perfect multi-media tablet player thingy. I chose an Acer mini-notebook and I can install the software I want under Ubuntu, being the sad geek I am.

    Need a lie down in a darkened room, the pills obviously aren't working anymore....

    1. rcdicky
      Go

      Rather round-about way of saying...

      "if you don't like it, don't buy it" lol, but in fairness this is probably the most common sense comment I've read on this site in a long while.

  22. Francis Fish

    Oh, it's worse than you think

    The T'S & C's state that, if Apple pull your app, you have to meet the whole refund cost - including the 30% they took for distributing it. This is why it's so hard to register an app if you're a small company - they need all sorts of assurances that you will be able to meet this obligation.

    I do wonder if this is enforceable under UK contract law, I seem to remember there is some provision for "unfair conditions" imposed by a big supplier on a small one.

    1. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge

      Unfair conditions

      Can be thrown out by judges in many countries.

      Someone should have the balls (and pockets) to challenge them in court

  23. Volker Hett

    Not too far from reality

    Sony advertises a new TV in Germany with its ability to show youtube contend, Sonys contend is disabled on youtube when accessed by german IP addresses :)

  24. Doug Reed
    Jobs Halo

    The might one has spoken

    Behold the might jobsian cultmaster has decreed that yet another app has followed the wrong path.

    One must repent for your sins, buy three iPads, kneel facing Cupertino and recite the holy mantra "Hail Jobsy, son of the mighty one, for I have sinned, I had wicked thoughts and won't have them any more ".

    The mighty one will appear before you and hopefully will forgive you in return for fiscal offerings. If nothing happens, you can always go follow Scientology.

  25. sT0rNG b4R3 duRiD
    Jobs Horns

    How are you gentlemen?

    All your ipad are belong to us!

  26. vwgm

    These apps are perfect for this

    This apps would be perfect for iPads which are in frames and docks that display information. Like the ones from http://www.theipadframe.com

  27. sT0rNG b4R3 duRiD
    Jobs Horns

    I'll try some common sense.

    Apple likes only signed approved apps to run on the iPhone/Pad etc right? Else currently you need to jailbreak it and with that risk further hassle with OS updates etc.

    Why? They like control, maybe they see it as a way of preventing malware. Whatever. They want control.

    Why not just have 2 tiers of runnable apps and GIVE the user the CHOICE?

    Tier 1: Appstore apps with the jobs mark of quality and stamp of approval (yeah right)

    Tier 2: Unsigned apps. Non-appstore apps. Could be something you just rolled up 5 mins ago. This option could be disabled per user's desire (for perceived security, fanboism whatever)

    That way no one need jailbreak their phone to run whatever they like.

    Of course maybe they have some sort of financial reason that keeps them from wanting a solution like that.

    I won't buy an iPhone etc because of how it's locked down and this article just goes on to prove it. However, a compromise like what I am suggesting could see me buy an iPhone.

    Apple, ball's in your court.

    But you won't do this will you? Not with that w4nk3r in charge.

    1. hopelessness

      Tiered app system

      Ah yes, like Android. Pfft!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Stop

      @sT0rNG b4R3 duRiD

      Imagine for a moment that you could put anything on the device. Now imagine that one (or more) started causing the device problems, or allowed malware or whatever on the device which negatively affected the user experience. Now imagine the twat that loaded the stupid app on there started bitching all over the world and his grandmother heard that his new iPad wasn't working. What do you think the possibilty of grandma buying that device would be?

      Just works? "Not all of them, the number of stories about these devices breaking keep growing."

      Maybe, just maybe, *this* is the reason there is so much control of the device. After all, they do just work, don't they? At least that's the common and popular perception, and the value of that is worth so much that they continue to protect that.

  28. Dick Emery
    Jobs Halo

    The most useful app would be...

    Remote Desktop for Windows on iPhone/iPad.

    I bet there is not an app for that!

    1. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge

      More importantly, do they have

      ssh?

      If so I would be fine (apart from parting with too much money)

    2. JP19
      Troll

      You mean Apps, plural

      RDP Apps for iPhone/iPad. Not going to link _every_ apps, just these few.

      http://www.jaadurdp.com/

      http://www.mochasoft.dk/iphone_rdp.htm

      http://iphonewinadmin.com/

  29. Doug Glass
    Go

    And The Horse He Rode In On Too

    Juck fobs

    1. Anonymous Coward
      FAIL

      Very constructive, Doug.

      Really, your wit and insight constantly astounds me.

  30. Aaron 10
    Jobs Halo

    Banned

    Even the Android App Store is constantly changing its policies in light of two approved apps that STOLE YOUR BANKING INFORMATION.

    http://gizmodo.com/5445733/android-banking-scam-app-shoots-phish-in-googles-barrel

    Before you guys go bashing Apple, realize the approval process is thorough for a reason. The "no desktops or widgets" rule seems a little less enforceable but for aesthetic and functionality reasons, I'm certain there is a cause.

    My iPhone is jailbroken; I run several non-Apple-approved hacks. My iPhone's performance has decreased significantly. I am now starting to understand why these hacks were unapproved...

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