Florida woman prangs car while shaving her privates
A Florida Highway Patrol officer has admitted his incredulity at a woman who pranged her car while shaving her privates. Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was driving her Thunderbird in Key West last week when she piled into the back of a Chevrolet pickup carrying four people. Or rather, although she was in the driver's seat, it was …
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Oh dear
I'm brain damaged now. The text next to the mugshot came across as "1 felony c*nt(s)" and "1 misdemeanor c*nt(s)" - nothing for it but a thorough rinse with alcohol and hope for the best.
What I find amazing...
I've been to Florida. I'm not surprised by the woman.
I'm just shocked a Florida policeman was measuring distance in kilometres.
From the booking details
Occupation: DISABLED. Missing brain, perhaps?
Fortunate air bag failure.
If the drivers side airbag had deployed there would have been a follow on story from a Florida hospital emergency room.
Doctor: do you hear something buzzing ... and why is this unconscious woman smiling?
Seconded
But proof in the form of PlayMobil is the only sort of evidence we accept around here.
Honourary Essex girl
But joking aside it's all fun and games till the person in the other car ends up in a wheel chair as a result of her little mishap.
Having seen the photos a little tidy up in the nether regions looks the least of her concerns.
Mind you definite potential for "10 years younger."
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