so... the communications act 2003
Communications Act 2003: Section 127 covers all forms of public communications, and subsection (1) defines an offence of sending a 'grossly offensive...obscene, indecent or menacing' communication3. Subsection (2) defines a separate offence where, for the purposes of causing annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety, a person sends a message which that person knows to be false (or causes it to be sent), or persistently makes use of a public communications system4.
So, basically, all I have to do is say something annoying in a public communications system, and for one of you lot to complain to the plod, and I'd be arrested...
"Yo mama's got IBS, her farts causes climate change..."
I've got my coat on already...