Anthropologists claim to have contacted a remote Papua New Guinea tribe which worships a crude effigy of an Apple iPad crafted from the bark of a sacred tree. That humans bow at the altar of Jobs is nothing new, but what makes the case of the Ka'zi exceptional is that the tribe has until now had no contact with the outside …

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Friday 29th January 2010 20:09 GMT OldDogNewWalk

Excellent MinionZero!!!!!

'Tho methinks it was too subtle for some

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1. Saturday 30th January 2010 00:41 GMT Pigeon
  
  Sir Clive
  
  I drove from Cumbria to Watford with a Sinclair fanboi to buy one of the first Sinclair scientific calculators. We were schoolboys, and I couldn't afford one, and had to rely on my 'magic brain' tin calculator and Slide rule. I won't say 'Sinclair Sucks', even if it is alliterative.
  
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  1. Sunday 31st January 2010 17:48 GMT Andus McCoatover
    
    Sinclair Scientific?
    
    I still have one somewhere. It still works (well, did a couple of years ago). Unfortunately, I can't afford to fire it up at present - it sucks PP3 batteries faster than my dole cheque can replace them.
    
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Saturday 30th January 2010 00:32 GMT J 3

Cupertinus fanboisia

I've mostly worked on microorganisms only so far, but if I ever need to name a new species of plant, I'll keep that one first in line!

So, the Ka'zi are from PNG? I would have expected them to be from the island of Pundora, actually...

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Saturday 30th January 2010 00:41 GMT Paul2724

LMAO

Classic :D

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Saturday 30th January 2010 20:57 GMT the Jim bloke

the article was OK

but like most stuff by, from, and about Apple, no where near as creative, entertaining or useful as the author would want you to beleive.

Isnt that what Post-Modernism art is all about?

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1. Monday 1st February 2010 10:06 GMT John Angelico
  
  Dear Jim, little Jim (with apols to Bluebottle)
  
  Sounds like the article went right over your head.
  
  Suggestion: grow a little taller: you might get the joke - right between the eyes!
  
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Sunday 31st January 2010 17:34 GMT heyrick

Oi! Fanbois!

Amusing article. Get over it.

Anti-Apple article. Get over it.

Woz likes the Google phone. Get over it.

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Tuesday 2nd February 2010 15:29 GMT Frank Bitterlich

The real question...

...is: Does it run Flash?

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Monday 8th February 2010 10:26 GMT tim 4

YES! I BELIEVE!

I BELIEVE I'LL HAVE ANOTHER DOUBLE SHOT MORE THAN MY "BLACKOUT LIMIT" BEFORE I'D EVER BUY SOME SPURIOUS "WORLD-BEATING" PRODUCT......

SO....what's for afters? and loved the article by the way!

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