Extra large condoms hit UK supermarket shelves Tesco started selling a new range of Durex Extra Large condoms today, in what it insists is a response to surging consumer demand. Tesco's healthcare buyer claimed that customer research had show there was "growing demand for an extra large condom" with the store apparently receiving 200 calls last year from customers …
And for the other angle on insults, if a girl was a bit of a stop-out and presumed to have a cavernous, erm, crevice, her boyfriend allegedly had to strap a plank of wood to his backside to stop him falling in.
Either way, I think sales will rocket, with Porsche drivers buying two packets - the XLs and the normal, throw away the XLs and decant the normal ones into the XL box. False advertising, yes, but no more so than the wonderbra or fillets!
Being a spender of the so-called Pink Pound, I feel perhaps, I've had more experience with the Male Member than most of your readers - on both sides of the pond
And boys, rest assured, the Brits have nothing to fear from their long distant cousins.
Well, not in the one eyed purple headed spitting trouser snake department anyway
Your body hygiene, teeth and muscles need work tho.
The standard way of measuring the "width" of a condom is the width as it lies flat. Sometimes they call this measurement the "diameter", which is a bit confusing as it's half the circumference, really.
Yes, it's a shame they don't always print the dimensions on the packet, but the width isn't all that much use to the customer as it's only one factor. There's also the stretchiness, the texture, the type of lubrication, etc. In practice you in any case have to experiment to find which type is most comfortable. It does make a difference, in my experience.
Never had much bother with the length of johnnies but could do with a few with wide fitting.
You might get some of the buggers over your head but I can't get some of them onto my chum.
And it's not nice of they're really feckin tight.
But now I'm married and trying for a baby it's bit of a waste to me quite frankly.
P.S. the phrase up here is "Like a sausage in an alley".
I agree with Hazel 'upstairs'. My Old Cigar's but 6" - we can't change that even with pills, spam ads., "Meds" (god I hate that term. Sounds so stupidly 'merkan) etc, - , but no need - can't get more than 3/4 in till I hit her cervix, and the missus doesn't like any more.
I'll stick with the 'regular' size (read:small) - not that at our age we need to.
OK, old joke. Man at a supermarket checkout asks the young girl cashier for a packet of condoms. "Which size"? "Dunno" - so she gropes him. OK, XL, and sells him a pack.
Next guy does the same and gets the reply "L", and gets a pack.
Young teenager sees this, and tries the same trick. A second later, cashier goes onto staff intercom "Mop and bucket, aisle 2".
OK, coat icon. I know.....
From the rubber link in the article...
"From the makers of Durex, the world's leading condom brand, with over 70 years of quality experience. World's # 1 Condom Brand! Durex XXL provide protection you can trust. It has 215mm length and 56/63mm width."
So the US XXL are 215mm long. Surely that's the normal 205 plus the 10mm being offered for the UK XL.
<<Oh yes ... no one does learn the language anymore. O me miserum>> (And no-one learns to phrase English anymore. "no one does learn?? FFS!)
(Totally OT, but...) You'd be surprised!
Try http://www.yleradio1.fi/nuntii/id50.shtml
A Finnish Radio station putting out news in Latin??? You couldn't make this up!
Eg. You have a nine inch boner and a seven inch condom.
Will the juice leak ? Eh, No. You have 6 inches of coverage from the exit point !!
So the point of XL condoms is what ?
Anyway - let's be honest, she's probably on the pill and it's going in her mouth anyway. Just like Paris (coz she's a good girl).
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