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The world is this week mobilising to battle the mutated H1N1 "swine flu" virus which, having caused a suspected 103 deaths in Mexico, is now reported to have spread to the US, Canada and Europe - in the process pulling off the improbable feat of knocking Jade Goody (RIP, princess) from the front pages of panic-stricken UK …

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It is not a pandemic or an epidemic

It is a mediademic.

A mediademic is a minor outbreak of a disease with a mortality rate in the low single digit percentage figure that is blown out of all proportion by the drooling, knuckle dragging, slop;ed forheaded members of the mainstream media who cannot be bothered actually researching a story but instead pile fetid hyperbole on fetid hyperbole.

And I used the plying piug joke oin someone in the office already. Should have seen throir faces drop when I said it had mutated and combined with bird flu and the smiles on their faces when the punchline was dropped on them.

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Perspective...

http://www.sickipedia.org/get.php?category=Illness%20and%20mortality&subcategory=Swine+Flu

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It'll never reach Madagascar

I expect its one and only port to shut down any second.

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Do not underestimate ManBirdPig Flu.

I am serial. Super serial.

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