It was a bit lonely over Xmas without a single snippet of seasonal Paris Hilton news, so we're delighted to offer today some hot celebutard goss guaranteed to warm the cockles of your chilly parts - our fave jetsetter insists she's made the beast with two backs with just two people. According to the Standard, the talented and …
So, Paris is a very expensive call girl with a fancy last name????
It also depends *where* she kisses...
So who is the other one?
OK there is I, but I thought I was the only one!
OK which one of you is Spartacus?
Judging by her video...
I believe her!
I can Actually believe this
I mean, have yous een the video? sack of spuds comes to mind when viewing her performance frankly.
Re: I can Actually believe this
Well, yeah. I think it's totally plausible. I just don't believe she's that interested in sex full stop. Some people aren't. I'm sure she isn't short of offers but then if men are constantly hurling themselves at you, you might get a bit jaded.
Funny how it's just assumed she's a galloping slutbeast because she's mind-bogglingly famous and blonde and doll-like and we have evidence she's had sex with *one* bloke. Like, way to extrapolate.
Wow, maybe I am a feminazi after all, eh?
If there were loads
If there had been loads of people we'd have heard about it... and we haven't.
"It's quite obvious that there is only one thing she is truly good at"
With only two practice sessions under her belt, I doubt that very much.
She's blonde, dumb, and famous for what exactly? could it possibly be the video evidence of her being a "galloping slutbeast"
Your too kind Sarah! Some people would call her Americas most vacuous, shallow waste of genetic material, after all she's swallowed enough of it!
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