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Net-talking toaster to burn news onto bread

Many things have appeared on toast: Marmite, Vegemite, jam and even Cylons. Now a designer’s invented a toaster that can burn pretty much anything onto your morning slice, including the news. mad_toaster The Scan Toaster: toasts news, weather and pictures onto your bread The Scan Toaster connects to a PC over USB and …

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Can you print e-mail on it?

Look good if you like SPAM on your toast...

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I'll have what he's having ....

"designer Sung Bae Chang said he got the idea whilst - you guessed it - making some toast."

Whatever he's smoking, can I have some? Sounds like some really good shit.

Eeh, I dunno - where I were a lad we used to eat Mars Bars to combat the munchies. Guess toast is the 'healthy option' ...

It's the one with the Rizlas in the pocket.

Obviously

An internet toaster have to be the ideal conduit for pop up advertising.

Coat

@ Charles Manning

RE: "Where are the tits?"

They're commenting on this article :-)

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yes, yes, yes!!!

I need a toaster... and this is the perfect excuse to have a PC built into a cupboard with touch screen display, etc...

quite possibly the best kitchen appliance EVAR!

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Coat

@"Fine if you like dry toast "

Think radical.

I once bought in a US airport a wonderful little book called "Wrong Shui". Brilliant. Chuckled the whole flight home, much to the consternation of the crew.

For example, "When arranging your house, never put a Rock near a Hard Place".

But, "If your toast always falls on the floor butterside down, simply butter the other side".

Problem solved. And you can still read the news. Or oggle Paris. With a bit of lubricant...

OK. got it.

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