"... tell the kids to find somewhere else to hang-out."
Brilliant idea, how simple it seems when you put it like that, I wonder if anyone has tried it recently?
Ah, here we are:-
Must be rare though...
What if you don't fight back and just try to get away?
Well, if you just mind your own business and go about doing your job, then you'll be safe?
Still, the odd game of cricket wouldn't hurt:-
(The vulture that's been beaten to death with the Anit-social club)