
Looks like you had one too many last night.
"Diego Garcia is a tropical island" - It's an atoll. No civilian population, no families - just a military base with military staff plus a few contractors. The bars are crap and the beer is stale. And you can't pull a bird. No-one likes being stationed there.
"unless you don't have acess to Google you can tan, catch fish..." - So those activities are dependent on having Google? Do I have to apply in advance to the Googleplex, or should I take my chances? You can fish off a rock if you want, but that doesn't necessarily make it a decent place. You can also tan on the airstrip ..... for the five minutes it takes the MPs to see you, grab you and chuck you in the back of the van.
"Never knew spooks stayed up so late" - It's a special deal ... we were waiting up just for you. Then again, maybe we're in another timezone, such as Diego Garcia for instance.
"you would know that if they let you browse outside the firewall" - Who do you think posted the (dis)information in the first place? Now you're thinking, 'was he being serious' or not? I'll leave that up to you to decide.
"geosat photos are available on the web" - Not with the anything worth looking at, unless some colleagues have truly messed up, but I doubt it.
"SW broadcasts are coming from the Yachts abusing "Ham to internet" links" - You shouldn't drink and post online. That's how accidents happen.
"Do they ever let spooks out of bed or do they browse the internet all day" - See above comment.
There aren't actually any spooks on Diego Garcia - it's a plain ol' military base. But I suppose I would say that, wouldn't I?
Sleep it off, peter.