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You might say it was raining cats and moose. Minus the cats. On February 2, as reported by Anchorage Daily News, a swing-shift state trooper named Howard Peterson was motoring down the Seward Highway when he was nearly killed by a falling moose. At first, he thought the moose was a rock that looked like a moose. But the moose …

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  1. Tom Austin

    @Dr Patrick J R Harkin

    The tragic outcome of an orbital moose from a decaying orbital trajectory...

    ...or an unfortunate harbinger of the descending vanguard of our new moose overlords?

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  2. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    @Nawve Eliyahu-Yehoshua Cohein Gadol Ben-Malchezadek

    No no no no no.

    You're looking for the "Lazy O' Magic Circle Dudes Ranch and Collective Love Farm"... just down the road apiece.

    Relax.

    Breathe.

    Again.

    Feel better? Good.

    And do not, DO NOT sign off a crazy-assed screed like that with a cheery "Namaste," 'cause then you sound even dumber still.

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  3. Ishkandar
    Boffin

    @Rhys

    See explaination above !!

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  4. Anonymous Coward
    Black Helicopters

    @Nawve Eliyahu-Yehoshua Cohein Gadol Nebuchadnezzar Ghengiskhan Abelincoln

    Fellow Reg readers, I would like to use this post to assure you that this man in no way represents the majority of Alaskans. He has been whisked away by our top-secret seal-fur covered (Soundproofing!) black 'copters to a secure facility where he will remain until he is over the suicidal plummet of his wife onto the Seward Highway.

    Thank you,

    -Your chilled buds to the North

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