More NuLabour cures for which there is no known disease...
@EvilFairy - teeth ?? Been done since before the first cavemen discovered stone knives !!
@Spleen - "As for getting rid of them altogether, unfortunately they're in charge of a large body of armed men who, although they only joined up to protect what they held dear (or possibly to pay for university) will nonetheless shoot you if you try."
---You think so ?? Come back, Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector !! All is forgiven !!
@night troll - My God !! A man after my own heart !! Genghis Khan will be proud of you !!
@Paul Murray - You, sir, are hereby reported to the RSPCA for cruelty to snakes !! What have those snakes done to you to deserve such horrors inflicted upon them ??
Various comments have stated the obvious, i.e. more meaningless soundbytes from this government. Just bring back the birch and suspended sentences, preferably with recyclable rope !!
--Kevlar vest, ceramic plate surcoat, mace, solid titanium walking stick ? Right, I'm off !!