Now that you've gone..
All that's left is a band of gold,
All that's left of the dreams I ho-old....
A South African was forced to undergo rare penile strangulation surgery after slotting a wedding ring over his tackle that he was unable to pull off, according to a medical journal. The 28-year-old unnamed man decided the more traditional form of auto erotic asphyxiation just wasn’t for him and so decided to choke another part …
I'd always thought this sort of thing was apocryphal but obviously not. If you really must try this kind of thing I believe you can get something called a "cock ring", which is slightly smaller than the average (53 mm according the condom manufacturers).
But, basically viagra in all its forms is what the pros use. Unless their worried about getting the gush.
I'm just off down the park…
Bart's have an eyebrow raising selection of objects that have been inserted or otherwise ingested but the most worrisome one is a live anti aircraft munition.
An old colleague's mother worked as an A&E nurse for some time and was a fount of such stories but they tend to pale into mundanity after a while, there are only so many times a primary school teacher losing sex toys in their rectum is amusing. Unless she goes public in her local newspaper and warns other people as a public service
:-) I always smile at the story of the guy who slipped in the shower and got his old Nokia stuck where the sun dont shine. Obviously it was a vibrating phone - once word got out, he was deluged with calls which was apparently quite off-putting during the removal *procedure*. I'm reminded of the old Dom Jolly / Trigger Happy TV routine - "Hello, I'm in the theatre. Yeah it's hands-free. No it's shit, gotta go, ciao"
Mothers always think their children are mentally about three years old, even when you're in your thirties.
...which is how I ended up with a rather attractive doctor checking my prostate (ie a finger right up my arse) with my mum looking on, when I was aged twenty eight.
(it turned out to be appendicitis in case you were wondering)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=038_1475133562
Probably best you don't watch it at work, or at all if you have any semblance of sanity...
Looked at my fingers.
Looked at my ring.
Looked at my todger.
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
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This guy gets his wee winky stuck in a wedding ring, so presumed small diameter. But consider that at least a few of his friends (plural!) were small enough to successfully do it and have fun doing so. I kinda pity the men and women of that area.
Of course, it's possible that they lied about having done it and merely pranked the guy...