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Google has been using its developers conference to show off forthcoming improvements in Android N and is taking the unusual move of asking the public to name it. Traditionally Android builds have been named after foodstuffs, like Jellybean or KitKat – the later picked not for marketing dollars but as an attempt to show how " …

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  1. Uncle Slacky Silver badge
    Holmes

    Nougat

    Obviously...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Nougat

      "foam banana"

      "Googly McGoggle"

      "Toffee Apple" -that should confuse punters and aggravate other companies

    2. Snowy Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: Nougat

      Considering the number of handsets that are not going to get the update, noget maybe more relevant :D

      1. JimmyPage Silver badge

        Re:Notget

        Why the joke icon ?

      2. BillG
        WTF?

        Re: Nougat

        Nutty feature of Nougat:

        On the apps front, Android N will have a new feature, still in development, called Instant Apps. This allows a user to click on a link to a site that has its own app and just download a few parts of the software to help the link run more smoothly and with more features, but without installing the full code.

        Gee! What could POSSIBLY go wrong with THAT???

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    4. Nixinkome

      Re: Nougat

      A sweet [or candy] name starting with N. Hmm. I too agree with Nougat but suggest as runner up Noffee as in Banoffee - Slurpable but not a natural taste.

      Also their new messenger, Allo. A nod and a wink to Ian Hunter of Mott the Hoople and a salaam to Mick Ronson. "Once bitten, twice shy".

    5. Ben Liddicott

      Nutty Nougat

      Obviously.

    6. Michael Habel

      Re: Nougat

      Noug'y McNougatface...Obviously

  2. Number6

    I think they should call it Sir David Androidborough.

  3. hellwig

    If they want more sponors...

    Nutella seems like a sure bet. Maybe Necco Wafer if they like it old school.

    1. Sir Gaz of Laz

      Re: If they want more sponors...

      I thought Nutella was a done deal. I seem to recall when asked what N would be called, he said "we're nut-telling you".

      Or maybe I dreamt the whole thing.

      1. Named coward

        Re: If they want more sponors...

        Maybe one of them didn't like the price

  4. MrDamage Silver badge

    Diabetes

    That's what we'll all end up with after consuming all of their previous candy-based offerings.

    1. King Jack

      Re: Diabetes

      Eating sugar does not give you diabetes.

  5. TRT Silver badge

    Nachos

    Everyone loves Nachos.

    1. VinceH

      Re: Nachos

      Looks like at least two people don't! :p

      (And yes, one of them is me. Sorry.)

      1. TRT Silver badge

        Re: Nachos

        Well, it seems that not everyone loves nachos, indeed. Nut butter then.

    2. John M. Drescher

      Re: Nachos

      That is already a name of an OS. Although unless you are a programmer in an OS design course you most likely never heard of it.

      1. TRT Silver badge

        Re: Nachos

        Never heard of it.

    3. Scott Pedigo
      Paris Hilton

      Re: Nachos

      No, not everyone loves nachos. It tacos. So we have to wait for six more versions of the OS.

      Paris because, I've seen the taco.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    its that guy

    Trojan Horse, no wait that is their business model.

  7. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    Slurpy McSlurpface?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      co-sponsored by 7-Eleven. Brilliant.

    2. Stoneshop
      Big Brother

      Nosey McNoseface

      Does sound less intrusive, but at least fits the "N"

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    High-fructose corn syrup

  9. Matthew Banwell

    The Sainsbury's Effect?

    Isn't this like that Sainsbury's story where they wanted an artist to paint their canteen for free? The naming website just slurps suggestions without a submission form, and the T&Cs take ownership. This is branding, and branding is valuable. Surely Google could afford to, and should pay?

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    2. asdf

      Re: The Sainsbury's Effect?

      >Surely Google could afford to, and should pay?

      Yeah but maybe Google will learn their lesson once the internet speaks and their free idea is Android NoHitlerWasJustMisunderstood

  10. itbod

    We are the knights that say

    Ni

  11. Lee D Silver badge

    Nutmeg.

    1. Don Dumb
      Coat

      Nutmeg

      As in - it goes between your legs?

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Nick Nack

    [image]

    1. Cynical Observer
      Coat

      Re: Nick Nack

      ..... paddy wack give the dog a bone

      Dog and Bone

  13. TeacherMARK

    Nougarty McNougartface.

  14. Youngone Silver badge

    Recycled Options

    These have been used before, but they're good:

    Hitler did nothing wrong

    Don't buy me.

    Both great names, the marketing people will love them.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Recycled Options

      Android NothingHitlerDidWasWrong

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Droidy McDroidface

    Or maybe Phoney McPhoneface

  16. Chris Gray 1
    Gimp

    Nanaimo Bar

    Well, it has to start with 'N' of course. It has to be something sweet. The only suggestion here that works so far is "Nougat". But, as a Canuck, and a fan of the Christmas favourite, I think "Nanaimo Bar" is the winner. It's minor downsides are that its hard to spell for some, and it may not be well know outside of Canada. Whot??? There's no nanaimo bar icon???

    1. Unep Eurobats
      Go

      Re: Nanaimo Bar

      Not only have I eaten a Nanaimo bar, I was actually in Nanaimo at the time. This could deservedly extend the reputation of both confection and place. As for orthographic difficulties - well, remember when no one could spell Hermione?

    2. Darryl
      Thumb Up

      Re: Nanaimo Bar

      Christmas??? I had some last weekend

      But yes, excellent suggestion

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Finally catching up...

    A new 3D engine? Will it run OpenGL or DirectX games? Not as good as Windows then.

    "windows in windows"? What about Windows(TM) in Windows(TM)?

    "able to run two screens simultaneously" Pft, Windows supports as many screens as you want.

    "the five most-used notification tabs will be displayed at the top of the screen" - Copied from Windows customisable quick actions.

    "Instant Apps"? Windows did that last century - it's called ActiveX.

    "download an updated image of the operating system in the background"? Windows 10.

    "file-level encryption"? Bitlocker.

    "allow people to write messages on their phone using fingers"? Windows does handwriting recognition already.

    1. DryBones
      Boffin

      Re: Finally catching up...

      1) Obvious Troll is obvious.

      2) That'd be the Vulkan graphics API, also coming to Windows to shame both Direct 3D and OpenGL.

      3) "Done first" doesn't matter. "Done best" does. Ask Apple and their huge pile of money.

      4) Android N is wanted by its users. How's Windows 10 working out on that key metric? Oh, looks like it's having to use most of the slimy malware tactics to make any headway against XP. Aw, diddums.

  18. AdamG57

    TINTAYALF

    This is not the android you are looking for....

  19. DerekCurrie
    Happy

    Tuna Surprise

    :-Q*****

  20. Mark Allread

    Nokia

    Nokia

  21. Fink-Nottle

    Nicholas Parsons ...

    A sweetie who's name starts with N

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Why candy?

    Android Ketamine

    Android LSD

    Android Methamphetamine

    Android ... Nicotine?

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Loving N on pixel C

    Just took the plunge, update was quick and easy. Enrolled device, 20 minutes later, all done.

    Loving multi window mode, works well . App optimisation is vastly quicker, by a massive amount. Stable and bug free so far

  24. Drinky

    Nobbly Bobbly

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