back to article UK Home Sec wants Minority Report-style policing – using your slurped data

UK Home Secretary Theresa May has called on police forces to use predictive analytics in crime prevention as a way of mining the "vast quantities of data" the public now generates. Speaking at the Police ICT Suppliers Summit, she said: "Forces have not yet begun to explore the crime prevention opportunities that data offers …

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  1. 8Ace

    ... clears throat ...

    OH JUST FUCK OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Marc 25

      Re: ... clears throat ...

      You sir, are bang on point.

      Have an upvote

      1. m0rt

        Re: ... clears throat ...

        I agree with OP

        I would be more concerned with them being able to deal with data that is right in front of them, eg, evidence of a crime, than playing with data to concoct crimes.

        1. SImon Hobson Bronze badge

          Re: ... clears throat ...

          > I would be more concerned with them being able to deal with data that is right in front of them

          Like when a member of the public sees a vehicle for sale that's so obviously a ringer that it goes ding-dong ? In that case a Land Rover described as one thing, but every detail on it said later model - and it's condition explained by having been an estate vehicle and cared for lovingly. No flippin way was that the vehicle described - it would have cost so much in parts to alter the appearance in all those little details that the seller would be shouting about it and wanting a lot more.

          So what does plod do when handed this "arrest on a plate" ?

          My local county - "nowt to do with us"

          County where the vehicle supposedly resides - "we'll add it to the intelligence file"

          All it needs is for a plod to pop in when in the area and take a flippin look ! OK, it might have to be someone with a clue what a Land Rover looks like, but it shouldn't be hard to spot as a ringer. The seller gets nicked for having a stolen vehicle, and the original owner gets their pride and joy back - what's not to like ?

          You do have to wonder why we bother trying to do the right thing.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: ... clears throat ...

      Don't care if women. Would still punch.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: ... clears throat ...

      But why?

      If we analyse all the data to ensure that any sociopaths are isolated and treated early on she will be the LAST ONE. HER NEXT INCARNATION will be in Broadmoor instead of being elected. Ditto for Camoron.

      I say bring it on. She will be one of the first ones to be flagged as a pre-crime suspect.

    4. Mark 65

      Re: ... clears throat ...

      Yep, They could also prevent crime by, errrm, having more coppers out and about rather than sat behind desks doing paperwork or fuck all telling crime victims "it's not worth following up on".

      She is truly a repugnant fuck.

  2. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    Although all forces agree

    On black ....

    1. Someone Else Silver badge

      Re: Although all forces agree

      ...but not who is, and who isn't....

  3. Rol

    Shirley

    Drowning the next generation of sociopaths at birth would leave this country without an effective government in the future?

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Shirley

      Although some dodgy seafood at the next Peterhouse formal hall could save us all a lot of grief 10years later

    2. veti Silver badge

      Re: Shirley

      No problem, just elect the people who did the drowning. Sure sounds pretty sociopathic to me.

  4. Dabooka
    Black Helicopters

    I'm sure I'm not the only one to notice this...

    "the proper restrictions to ensure privacy and that access and use of data is lawful and appropriate,"

    but what makes 'lawful' and 'appropriate' one and the same? Much can be done legally that does not equal appropriate. Even more so if she got her way

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: I'm sure I'm not the only one to notice this...

      Something is lawful if the laws they pass say it is. If it isn't (e.g. a new police database) then it is soon made lawful.

      Appropiate, well, that can take ages to work out and go through the courts and then if it isn't then the law can be reworded again...

      1. Dabooka

        Re: I'm sure I'm not the only one to notice this...

        That's the point I'm making, it can clearly be lawful (thanks for explaining that process....) but I don't see it as also being appropriate. They are not mutually beneficial. The data slurp could be lawful, but it is NOT appropriate

  5. Mayhem

    Email them?

    Subject: Riot. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a riot that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal.

    [deletes text, starts again]

    Riot - exclamation mark - riot - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: Email them?

      And like good first-line support they ignore it unless the subject is in capitals and has six exclamation marks.

  6. Crisp

    May praised the work of the Police ICT Company, which aims to standardise the desperate IT

    Is this the same police force that can't network their 43 separate systems together?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: May praised the work of the Police ICT Company, which aims to standardise the desperate IT

      We wrote the system that caught all those MPs buying shares in public companies under several different spellings of their name.

      We tried to sell it to the police force of a certain UK capital city. They proudly showed us their home made name system, it could match Sean/Shaun and Alisdair/Alistair/Ali/Al - so presumably having solved the problem of those Irish terrorist spelling their names wrong they can now find this "Alistair Queda" bloke

    2. Kurt Meyer

      @Crisp Re: May praised the work of the Police ICT Company

      It may be a good thing for the people of the UK, that the coppers and their hirelings haven't solved the 43 network problem. I don't think it will be a good day for you folks when they do.

      btw, the individual pictured at the top of the article, is it wrong that the first word that popped into my head was "harridan"?

      1. Shades
        Thumb Up

        Re: @Crisp May praised the work of the Police ICT Company

        "is it wrong that the first word that popped into my head was "harridan"?"

        No. Personally, when I see or hear TMs name, I picture Zelda from Terrahawks in my head!

        1. Isendel Steel
          Alien

          Re: Terrahawks

          Thanks for that (upvote) , now have a new mindworm.

  7. Harry Stottle

    Proposed Constitutional Amendment

    ...to make it illegal for politicians (or anyone else in a potential policy making position) to make proposals regarding Security unless they can first demonstrate a clear understanding of the deep interdependence between Privacy and Security.

    I'll leave the finer details as an exercise for the class...

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Proposed Constitutional Amendment

      Their security is proportional to 1 / your privacy.

      (el'reg doesn't support Tex markup)

      1. Someone Else Silver badge

        @ Yet Another Anonymous coward -- Re: Proposed Constitutional Amendment

        Their security is proportional to 1 / your privacy.

        (el'reg doesn't support Tex markup)

        Tex Schmex! Good ol' HTML will do nicely:

        Their security is proportional to 1/your privacy

    2. Fraggle850

      Re: Proposed Constitutional Amendment

      What f*ckin constitution? This is the UK, we'll have no truck with such colonial nonsense here, thank you very much. We have a fine system of arcane laws and statutes that few can comprehend.

    3. veti Silver badge

      Re: Proposed Constitutional Amendment

      Right, so repeal the first amendment - then set up a government body to license people to speak and write on given ranges of topics. You'd need to pass a mandatory public examination before you're licensed to comment on a blog.

      Yeah, I can see that being really popular in some quarters. Not so sure about others.

      1. Fraggle850

        @veti Re: Proposed Constitutional Amendment

        > so repeal the first amendment

        There you all go again, what f*ckin first ammendment? Blighty's plods are untroubled by such encumbrances. Jeez, you'll be suggesting that I use my 'right to bear arms' to defend my 'freedom' next.

        1. Kurt Meyer

          Re: @Fraggle850 @veti Proposed Constitutional Amendment

          I think we must entertain the notion that veti was having a laugh.

  8. RyokuMas
    Devil

    That explains it...

    Guess that's why Google are only getting taxed £130million...

  9. Rol

    "identify those most at risk of crime, locations most likely to see crimes committed, patterns of suspicious activity that may merit investigation and to target their resources most effectively against the greatest threats."

    So expect the police to be driving right past your mugging to quickly get to the perceived threat of school children dropping litter outside a councillors home after the home-time bell is sounded.

  10. Will Godfrey Silver badge
    Unhappy

    Not again!

    Whenever I think it can't get worse...

    You all know the rest by now.

    1. Jens Goerke

      Re: Not again!

      You can't out-sarcasm reality.

  11. Ken Hagan Gold badge

    That Minority Report reference...

    I thought the point of MR was that you were prosecuted and punished for the crimes that you hadn't comitted yet. In fairness to the Home Secretary (yeah, I'm posting this just because I've never had a chance to write those words in that order before) I think she is still minded to wait until you've committed it. (If not, then we'll have to rely on the judges insisting on the correct chronological sequence.)

    1. Blank-Reg
      Big Brother

      Re: That Minority Report reference...

      I think it's more a long the lines of "It is highly probable that you will offend in the future. Thus, for your safety, please wear these tags so that we can monitor you. What? Pay no attention to that CCTV camera outside your home and that tracker in your car"

      1. P. Lee

        Re: That Minority Report reference...

        >Pay no attention to that CCTV camera in your pocket and that microphone in your pocket and that cell-tower & GPS tracker in your pocket

        FTFY

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: That Minority Report reference...

      " I think she is still minded to wait until you've committed it. "

      There has been a trend for Home Secretaries to become frustrated when the courts won't convict someone. So they devise non-criminal offences - which then have a severe criminal penalty if you commit them. Eg ASBOs.

      The recent case of the man found not guilty of a sexual offence but who has to report to the police 24 hours before engaging in sex - seems to be a bizarre case of the thin end of the wedge.

      The ECRB presumably penalises people on the basis of hearsay, "soft intelligence", and failed attempts to prosecute or convict them.

      We seem to be sleepwalking into a totalitarian state where anyone can be branded as guilty - solely based on what they might be capable of doing. A bit like US President Jimmy Carter saying someone was guilty of adultery even if they only had a thought about it. Japan in the 1920s had a criminal offence of thought-crime.

      1. Mark 65

        Re: That Minority Report reference...

        You're not sleep-walking into a totalitarian state, you are already firmly there. The case of someone being found not guilty and yet having to report to the police is prima facie evidence. The totalitarianism is currently set at "mild" but, make no mistake, the UK is already there. Look forward to a visit from the police for a familial DNA match on the dogshit database at some point.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: That Minority Report reference...

      The no-fly list in the US did not require a criminal act in order to prevent boarding of a plane. If you made a similar case for all public transportation, you could severely restrict a person's movement in a country like the UK, without any commission of an actual crime. The government has to choose which they want: secret state-enemy lists, or access to analytics on all citizens private data. Having both is an Egypt-style dictatorship waiting to happen.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: That Minority Report reference...

        > you could severely restrict a person's movement in a country like the UK, without any commission of an actual crime.

        We had internal border checks on UK citizens travelling to one part of the UK a few years ago.

        And 30 years ago we had people stopped at police checkpoints in England because they might be going to a strike.

      2. Robin Bradshaw

        Re: That Minority Report reference...

        If your relying on public transportation in the UK, your movement will already be severely restricted.

    4. Roj Blake Silver badge

      Re: That Minority Report reference...

      Except that planning a crime or having the ability to commit a crime is in some cases now a crime.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: That Minority Report reference...

        "Except that planning a crime or having the ability to commit a crime is in some cases now a crime."

        It seems when an investigation is running out of steam then someone's name in an address book can can be spun into an arrest for "conspiracy". That then enables a fishing expedition to search computers etc.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Shall we count the contradictions

    "Theresa May has called on police forces to use predictive analytics in crime"

    As they say when selling financial products: previous behaviour is no indication of future behaviour". It's also not very good at identifying new criminals.

    But, of course:

    "that too much money is still spent on expensive, fragmented and outdated systems"

    So how we're going to get all that lovely information (which may or may not be useful) is anyones guess.

    And of course " She noted how there is currently no single list of hair colours for identifying suspects or convicts and describing victims, agreed across all forces, makes automated comparison of records impossible"

    Which means that how we build a common data set for doing that wonderful predictive checking is, again, anyones guess.

    But, never fear, because when they solve all these issues " "the proper restrictions to ensure privacy and that access and use of data is lawful and appropriate.".

    Pull the other one

  13. My-Handle

    On so many levels...

    ... this is a bad idea

    We've got to trust that data gathered is gathered for -moral- purposes (I'm not going to bother using the term "legal" here).

    We've got to trust that the data, once gathered, is stored securely, guarded against theft, and not used for purposes other than for which it was obtained.

    We've then also got to give the job of gathering and analysing this torrent of data to a police force and a government that can't seem to keep current records consistent or run any kind of IT project on time and within budget. Didn't the Met recently fluff a project to get a new walkie-talkie system?

    They lack the finance to pull this off, they lack the ability to pull this off, they lack the time, resource and morality to pull it off as well.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: On so many levels...

      "They lack the finance to pull this off, they lack the ability to pull this off, they lack the time, resource and morality to pull it off as well."

      That's already been taken into account. They'll just sub it out to Capita.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    misuse

    Can someone name a dataset, any dataset, that has not been misused and/or sold off for private gain?

    The only way to keep data secure is to not collect the effing stuff in the first place.

  15. frank ly

    Standardisation

    "One force lists the colour maroon which other forces don’t recognise, while others disagree on whether a hair colour is brown-auburn or simply auburn," she said.

    I think that Dulux, or Crown or B&Q could help them out with that. (He had Autumn Glade hair with a touch of Moonmist at the sides.)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Standardisation

      Given the fashions for people to dye their hair all sorts of colours and patterns - then it is simplistic to assume a person's colour will be consistent. Even a person's natural hair colour can vary with age and climate factors.

    2. JaitcH
      Happy

      Re: Standardisation

      They could standardise on Pantone colour numbers. < http://www.pantone.com/color-finder >

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