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As predicted last week, the World Health Organisation (WHO) has classified processed meat as "carcinogenic to humans". The decision is based on the findings of 22 experts from 10 countries working with WHO's cancer tentacle the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC). Having reviewed the "accumulated scientific …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    To which I say....

    BALONEY.

    You were not correct about butter, or other Dairy being the death of us. You foisted margarine and other hydrogenated fats upon us and gave us plenty of indigestible foods based on your recommendations. Your so called "cure" did more damage than the "disease" did. But then the health care "profession" makes far more money from "treatment" than they will if there was an actual cure for clogged arteries and heart disease.

    In short, I have no reason to listen to your comments or recommendations.

    1. Zog_but_not_the_first
      Trollface

      Re: To which I say....

      In view of the WHO report I think you should cut out the baloney.

      Trolling, obviously.

      1. g e

        'Cure?'

        The only curing going on in our house will be a bit of best back.

        1. Pompous Git Silver badge

          Re: 'Cure?'

          My favourite Cure is Staring at the Sea...

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdbLqOXmJ04

      2. Zog_but_not_the_first
        Joke

        Re: To which I say....

        Er, to the downvoters....

        Baloney = processed meat.

    2. James Micallef Silver badge

      Re: To which I say....

      Complete baloney

      Saying "Processed meat" causes cancer* is about as specific as saying "ceiling insulation" causes cancer. What we need to know is, what exactly in "Processed meat" is causing it? Is it the preservatives, nitrites, acidity regulators, colour regulators or any of that other 'E-number' crap? Or is it also applicable to something like, say, Parma Ham (only 2 ingredients, pork+salt) ??

      If it's applicable to all processed meat (and this applies also to the "red meat" overly-broad category), what's the difference in cancer-causing rates between organic grass-fed free ranging cows and farmed pigs or chickens force-fed with swill and antibiotics in cages so small they can't turn around in?

      *actually, a slightly higher risk of cancer, but the correct terminology won't sell papers and page views, will it?

      1. Voland's right hand Silver badge

        Re: To which I say....

        Saying "Processed meat" causes cancer* is about as specific as saying "ceiling insulation" causes cancer.

        +1.

        I am not surprised that nitrites, other preservatives and anti-oxidants are carcinogenic on their own or as a combination with meat.

        If meat + salt +/- pepper, thyme and savory , namely Parma, Serrano, File Elena or any of the other similar "dry cured" _REAL_ processed meat from the northern rim of the Mediterranean region (not synthetic pseudobacon or pseudoham) is carcinogenic I would like tho understand what and how.

    3. JetSetJim
      Mushroom

      Re: To which I say....

      Just add it to the list that we can all laugh at.

    4. Frumious Bandersnatch

      Re: To which I say....

      You foisted margarine

      Margarine wasn't created for health benefits. It was created "for the armed forces and lower classes" as a substitute for butter [Wikipedia]. I don't think that anyone ever claimed it was healthy.

      1. x 7

        Re: To which I say....

        "Margarine wasn't created for health benefits"

        margarine was actually created to provide an outlet for excess whale oil, which had become superfluous following the development of mineral oil production. Without margarine the whalers would be out of a job

      2. Fungus Bob

        Re: To which I say....

        While margarine may not have been created for "health benefits", it has been promoted as healthy.

        http://www.enjoymargarineeveryday.com/margarine-for-your-health

        http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/health-benefits-margarine-vs-butter-6001.html

    5. Someone Else Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: To which I say....

      To which I say....BALONEY.

      But...but...but...Baloney is also processed meat. We can't escape!!!

    6. MrXavia

      I thought everything caused cancer?

      Surely the more positive thing the WHO could be focusing on is finding out what things help reduce the risk of cancer right?

      And also, someone who eats a lot of bacon, probably is not eating enough fruit, veg & pulses (beans)...

  2. Ralph B
    Mushroom

    Website Down

    Judging by their non-responsive website I think the IARC are currently discovering that hosting information critical of bacon is carcinogenic to websites.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Website Down

      Only Dr. Onco Bacon, formerly at NASA, had any sort of explanation...

  3. EddieD

    Risk assessment...

    "increases the risk of colorectal cancer by 18%"

    That's 18% of about 4.5% or your chances of getting colorectal cancer goes from 4.5% to 5.3%, which doesn't sound so scary.

    Everything has a risk, we have to balance risks, and I'm not giving up my bacon butties when I've got a much higher chance of being mown down at some point in my life when cycling than getting colorectal cancer, so I might as well enjoy myself whilst I can.

    I've no doubt I said the same thing about cigarettes when I was a smoker...

    1. g e

      Mind you

      I saw a huge improvement in my general health when I stopped smoking over 10 years ago - every cold would become like flu. Now I barely even notice a cold. Mind you every smoker knows it's very bad for them, it's pretty self-evident after all.

      I doubt I would see such an improvement from de-baconing though.

    2. Ralph B

      Re: Risk assessment...

      > That's 18% of about 4.5% or your chances of getting colorectal cancer goes from 4.5% to 5.3%, which doesn't sound so scary.

      So, unless I've made a mistake in my (compound) maths, based on those figures, I think you'd need to eat a 1kg of bacon each day to have a 100% chance of getting colorectal cancer.

      I'm not sure what timespan that risk is spread over, but I can't help wondering if the bigger risk wouldn't be from a heart attack, based on that diet.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Risk assessment...

        "I'm not sure what timespan that risk is spread over, but I can't help wondering if the bigger risk wouldn't be from a heart attack, based on that diet."

        Considering the red meat intake in the USA, processed meat especially in terms of burgers and hot-dogs, they must be keeling over by the 1000's on a daily basis.

        1. Fungus Bob

          Re: Risk assessment...

          Given a death rate of about 8 per 1000 and a population of 350 million, we do keel over by the 1000's every day.

    3. James Micallef Silver badge

      Re: Risk assessment...

      +1

      Our decisions shouldn't be based on fear, but on asking if the benefit is worth the risk.

      From the (little) I know of cancer, it's clear to me that it is basically a risk of aging - if you live long enough, then your body is exposed to enough of (X) that it starts being a health risk. It matters a little what (X) is, since for some substances the treshold is higher or lower, but the bottom line is that the older you get, the higher the risk. whatever your lifestyle is like.

      Also, 50g a day... I eat plenty of bacon, salami, ham etc and even then it's probably still less than 50g/day.

      1. Jason Bloomberg Silver badge

        Re: Risk assessment...

        Also, 50g a day... I eat plenty of bacon, salami, ham etc and even then it's probably still less than 50g/day.

        It's surprising how small a 50g portion is. Looking in the fridge, three slices of liver sausage, two slices of peppered beef or thick-cut ham is 50g and one can easily shift that in just a couple rounds of sandwiches.

        I have decided to look at things the other way round; not so much how bad bacon is, but how much better off I would be if I stopped eating processed meats. I don't see evidence of any massive benefits. And something is going to kill me sooner or later.

    4. Dazed and Confused
      Pint

      Re: Risk assessment...

      > That's 18% of about 4.5% or your chances of getting colorectal cancer goes from 4.5% to 5.3%, which doesn't sound so scary.

      But only if you eat it everyday!

      Prof Tim Key, from the Cancer Research UK and the University of Oxford, said:

      "Eating a bacon bap every once in a while isn't going to do much harm - having a healthy diet is all about moderation."

      The problem with the "everything in moderation" message is

      a) it doesn't make for good headlines, so won't sell any newspapers

      b) is hard to turn into a product that someone in the food industry and sell.

      So there is no money in it.

      As a side note, given that El'Reg is the unofficial website of we, the bacon sarnie eating majority, why isn't there an icon for a bacon buttie? So I've used beer instead.

      1. wiggers

        Re: Risk assessment...

        If you eat a bacon bap it's the bap that will do most harm!

        1. gv

          Re: Risk assessment...

          "If you eat a bacon bap it's the bap that will do most harm!"

          Given the additives, preservatives, mould inhibitors, various processed oils and fats in your common supermarket "bread", I think that assessment has hit the nail on the head.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Risk assessment...

            Careful with that nail hitting -- a wrong move and you may get finger cancer.

          2. Dazed and Confused

            Re: Risk assessment...

            > Given the additives, preservatives, mould inhibitors, ...

            My local little piggy farm sell their own bacon in their own baps.

            Sadly the forum here doesn't allow me to post pictures of pork porn

          3. James Micallef Silver badge

            Re: Risk assessment...

            "your common supermarket "bread"

            Bread SHOULD go stale after a couple of days. What do they put in it to give it a shelf life of weeks???

            And really, is it that much of a big deal to buy a loaf of bread every couple of days instead of stocking up on 2 weeks' worth??

            1. Philip Lewis

              Re: Risk assessment...

              This is one of the few double plus good things about living in denmark. I have 4 top tier bakeries within walking distance of my home, plus an OK one. The bread and pastries and tarts etc. are relatively expensive, but they are handmade on a daily basis with the finest of raw materials :)

              Honestly, the only reason to buy a supermarket loaf is if you want to make Breville toasties (yummmm) and the square shape is a convenience.

    5. Pat 11

      Re: Risk assessment...

      In other words, if you take 1000 people who eat a bacon sarnie every day and 1000 who don't, 947 of the porkies won't get bum cancer, while 955 of the porkless won't get bum cancer. Most people won't get bum cancer, but an extra seven in the porky group do. So your odds of giving yourself bum cancer through eating bacon is 947:7, or 135:1

      I think I'll carry on with my weekly fry up.

      (But wait until,,, what about binge porking?)

    6. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Risk assessment...

      "That's 18% of about 4.5% or your chances of getting colorectal cancer goes from 4.5% to 5.3%, which doesn't sound so scary."

      Wrong way round, no? The lifetime risk of colorectal cancer, blending in all risk factors including drinking, smoking, bacon munching and salad dodging is 4.5% (4.8% in some sources). So by not eating bacon your idealised risk drops from 4.5% to 3.7%-ish.

      Or perhaps the figures have had the magic wand treatment, so that 4.1% ± 0.4% is interpreted as an 18% reduction in risk, instead of a 9% reduction with 50% uncertainty?

    7. Tom 13
      Thumb Up

      Re: Risk assessment...

      Thanks you for looking up the raw numbers. When I saw the 'insert scary percentage increase here' tag line I KNEW the initial risks were going to be negligible. Hell, even the scary percentage increase isn't really all that scary so they had to be reaching for PR.

  4. Bota

    Agenda 21

    Is why this is playing out.

    "It looks like meat, tastes like meat but there's no meat in this at all" -1984

    Also:

    "Diet, injections and injunctions will provide the state the sort of character the authorities deem acceptable" - the scientific society, Huxley

    This "ruling by experts" sham has been around a long long time. Read people. Read as much as you can about agenda 21.

    1. Ralph B

      Re: Agenda 21

      > Read as much as you can about agenda 21.

      No links? I guess the document itself (1MB PDF) might be a good place to start.

  5. Grubby

    Group 1

    There's just as much chance of getting cancer from bacon as there is from cigarettes? Smoked bacon must be like a bullet to the head then.

    Live to 100 without bacon. Live to 70 with bacon. Best cancel that 80-90s Ibiza holiday I was planning.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Group 1

      "There's just as much chance of getting cancer from bacon as there is from cigarettes?"

      No, you misunderstand the grouping system used. The groups are based on the level of certainty of the evidence, not the risk. The WHO think the evidence is very strong so it goes in the same group as tobacco and cancer.

    2. Tom 13

      Re: Group 1

      No, going without bacon only makes it FEEL like you've lived to 100.

      Truth is you'll probably check out at 65 because the kind of anxiety that worries about these sorts of things reduces your life span even more than cigarettes do.

  6. Buzzword

    Smoking kills, so ...

    Just switch to unsmoked bacon.

    1. fruitoftheloon
      Happy

      @Buzzword: Re: Smoking kills, so ...

      Buzzword,

      I am given to understand that Chefs refer to unsmoked bacon as 'ham', or sumfing like that.

      I refer to it as 'wrong, completely missing the point'.

      Via our butchers in the village, our bacon and ham is sourced from: http://www.cornishfarmhousebacon.co.uk/

      Which is tasty beyond belief, and bizarrely significantly cheaper than lesser products stocked by those bastions of consumer choice that are called 'supermarkets'...

      Cheers,

      jay

      1. ItsNotMe
        Facepalm

        Re: @Buzzword: Smoking kills, so ...

        Ahhh @fruitoftheloon...me thinks @Buzzword may be writing that in jest mayhaps? Oh boy...................

        1. fruitoftheloon
          Pint

          @IsNotYou: Re: @Buzzword: Smoking kills, so ...

          Isn,

          indeed, I didn't want to upset our stateside commentards unnecessarily either...

          Have one on me!

          Cheers,

          jay

  7. wolfetone Silver badge

    You Don't Win Friends With Salad

    See above.

    1. Roger Greenwood

      Re: You Don't Win Friends With Salad

      Eating salad every day instead of proper food doesn't actually make you live any longer, it just feels like it.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: You Don't Win Friends With Salad

        I had a salad for lunch today.I put real bacon crumbles on top. :-p

      2. Tom 13

        Re: You Don't Win Friends With Salad

        These days in the US, eating salad is actually more dangerous than eating bacon. Our last couple of e. coli outbreaks came through salad contents not bacon.

  8. The Beer Monster

    I was that shocked by the news I had to go outside for a smoke to help me calm down.

  9. Chronos
    Mushroom

    You first

    I suggest they try living without all the Class 1 carcinogens. Please let us know how the day WOO (without oxygen, as Mr Flibble suggested) goes. I can see some handy results coming from that study...

    1. David 132 Silver badge
      Linux

      Re: You first

      Upvoted for the Mr Flibble reference. You, Sir, are truly the King of the Potato People.

      Icon, obviously.

  10. Zog_but_not_the_first
    Facepalm

    {Sigh}

    Where to begin?

    Relative risk vs. absolute risk

    Detailed breakdown of stats by sex, age, geo-location etc., etc.

    Impact of deregulated US meat industry on results (hormones and God knows what else pumped into pigs).

    Incidence of outliers

    Smoking doesn't cause cancer. There is a statistical relationship that suggests that the more you smoke, the more likely you are to get (mainly) lung cancer. But you may puff away until you are ninety and die of something else, cancer free.

    Ben Goldacre's Bad Science should be mandatory reading for the brainless cockwomble "journalists" parroting this stuff.

    1. fruitoftheloon
      Pint

      @Zog: Re: {Sigh}

      Zog,

      I am with you on that one matey (btw I don't smoke and my wifey by coincidence is a cancer treatment specialist).

      When I last had a proper job in London, I would regularly eat two awesome croissants filled with scrambled egg and crispy bacon for brekkie almost every day.

      A young numpty from the marketing dept said that it would put me in my grave prematurely - all that fat and calories for someone my age etc... I retorted that I cycled 100 miles a week to/fro the office in central London, what did he think was most likely to have an impact on my method of loosening mortal coils etc?

      Btw rivers and canals are much nicer to cycle along than roads, especially in London.

      I didn't get a terribly cohesive response....

      After the job mentioned above I used to cycle across Hyde Park Corner every morning, which put THE FEAR OF GOD into the non-cyclists (all the more so for drivers), then I pointed out that I dis-mounted and used the pedestrian crossing; I may be more than a little crazy, but I am not completely bonkers.

      Have one on me!

      Jay (former Risk Consultant)

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