Well, change is coming. The day after you posted this https://twitter.com/GeorgeReese/status/654672899664576513 plus a bunch more.
Also, while your observations about the Mac are sorta true... there are already a bunch working inside Dell, the issue isn't Michael, its attaching them to the Dell IT network. https://cathcam.wordpress.com/2015/10/19/dell-and-emc-together/