back to article Weird ARCHAEAN LIFE FORM found at 'Loki's Castle' DEEP beneath Arctic Circle

A team of Swedish bioboffins has, on Wednesday, presented its discovery of a new microbe which represents a missing link in the evolution of complex life. The research provides more information about the development of Eukaryotic cells, the complicated unit that allows larger biomasses (such as ameobas, plants and human bodies) …

  1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

    Eukaryon with your research

    Bravo. +1 for the subtitle writer.

    1. Primus Secundus Tertius

      Re: Eukaryon with your research

      He may be a fun guy but I am with the protistas.

      1. DNTP
        Joke

        Re: Eukaryon with your research

        It's awesome when professionals complete a study and deliver results.

        In other words, a Pro Carry On.

        (stretchin' it like a tube clam)

    2. Martin Budden Silver badge

      Re: Eukaryon with your research

      When the subtitle writer thought of that one he knew it was his loki day.

      (or she, if applicable)

  2. Rich 11

    Lokis' Castle in the Atlantic deeps?

    I was hoping they'd found Jormungandr.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Oh Hell

    "...which we refer to as microbial dark matter,..."

    Now even the biologists are doing it...

    1. Spoobistle

      Re: Oh Hell

      > "...which we refer to as microbial dark matter,..."

      > Now even the biologists are doing it...

      There is a vague similarity - they haven't actually discovered a wee crawly beastie, what they did was to scrape up lots of little bits of DNA and stitch them together (virtually) to read the genome of the beastie. Like the physicists, they know it must be there, but can't actually see it. Unlike the physicists, there is a sporting chance some intrepid diver will eventually find it on the bottom of his boot.

      1. DNTP

        bottom of the boot

        If any human can dive to 2300 meters in something that has "boots", it's going to be one of those giant rounded hardshell suits, and I think those are only made for a third of that depth at best.

        The technique you're describing is known as an environmental DNA census, and is starting to gain wider adoption in ecology, environmental science, and related fields, tracking the widespread rollout of Next-Gen sequencing instruments that allow the reliable and (relatively!) inexpensive detection of low-concentration, highly fragmented genetic material. For those who are interested, a fairly readable open paper describing a pilot study may be found here:

        Kelly et al 2014. Using environmental dna to census marine fishes in a large mesocosm. PLOS ONE 9(1): e86175

      2. Martin Budden Silver badge
        Thumb Up

        Re: Oh Hell

        I just love the idea of some intrepid astronaut discovering dark matter on the sole of his/her boot.

  4. well meaning but ultimately self defeating

    You don't know what you are messing with down there.

    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    1. Martin Budden Silver badge

      Re: You don't know what you are messing with down there.

      Who would win in a fight between Cthulhu and The Sheeple?

      1. Trevor_Pott Gold badge

        Re: You don't know what you are messing with down there.

        We'll find out when we see if McConnell gets reelected.

  5. Martin Maloney
    Coat

    Showing my age

    Eukaryon Researcher: The working title of the first release in the proposed revival of British madcap cinema

    (If you don't get it, then up your Khyber Pass!)

    1. JCitizen
      Joke

      Re: Showing my age

      You mean Khyber Passé don't you?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The sample might be contaminated

    I hope they triple-checked for contamination of the sample with creationist DNA...

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