back to article Didn't the Left once want the WORKERS to get all the dosh?

I'm old enough to remember when the British left really was dominated by Marxist thinking, however thinly or thickly that was covered by a layer of Fabianism or some other "socialism lite". I haven't forgotten that the old Clause 4 of the Labour Party constitution, for example, insists that workers "by hand or brain" really …

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  1. P. Lee

    Free markets or competitive markets?

    Methinks there is a difference.

    1. BillDarblay

      Re: Free markets or competitive markets?

      I agree. The author seems to ignore the Marxist policies of today, including; Right to buy, Help to buy, QE, Bank bail outs, Bank nationalisation. Don't forget the special privileges for 'Party' members like off-shore tax havens and second house subsidies. Amongst many, many others.

      There 'aint much difference between Marxism and Crony Capitalism in practice.

      1. Ossi

        Re: Free markets or competitive markets?

        "The author seems to ignore the Marxist policies of today"

        In what sense has he 'ignored' them? In the sense that he hasn't discussed every single economic policy of government?

      2. codejunky Silver badge

        Re: Free markets or competitive markets?

        @ BillDarblay

        "The author seems to ignore the Marxist policies of today, including; Right to buy, Help to buy, QE, Bank bail outs, Bank nationalisation."

        Where does the author avoid these? It isnt even the topic.

        He does mention the left and their obvious incarnation of old labour which is not so obvious now. As for the policies you mention, we have a left leaning tory party in coalition with lib dems following a labour party that increased government spending, bloat and welfare.

    2. James Micallef Silver badge

      Re: Free markets or competitive markets?

      One thing not noted is: where is the money coming from? And the answer is, mostly, from paying fans. Football is NOT a 'market' in a traditional sense because fans are 'captive' to their team and would not be paying to buy, for example, a replica shirt of a rival team. Nor is any fan going to change their support to another team playing more attractive football at lower ticket prices. So prices for the fan are kept artificially high*.

      At the same time, none of the additional money in the game has led to better quality of football, because the threat of relegation means that teams shovel more and more money at established players to get immediate results, and very little of that money actually flows into player development, grass-roots coaching, youth facilities etc. It's almost all going towards the first teams, where the same pretty average players just get paid more and more.

      In the basic economics of things, I have no problem with Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, Aguero etc getting paid a quarter million a week or more, these are the players who the fans are paying to see. What really raises questions is seeing talentless relegation-fodder cloggers or unproven 18-year-olds being paid 5-figure-a-week sums.

      *I am aware that it is the fans themselves keeping prices artificially high by their unswerving loyalty to a single club

      1. Tim Almond

        Re: Free markets or competitive markets?

        "Football is NOT a 'market' in a traditional sense because fans are 'captive' to their team and would not be paying to buy, for example, a replica shirt of a rival team."

        But you could not choose to go to football, not bother with it much, and not buy a replica team.

        I'm not much of a fan, but I used to go and see Northampton Town play. then the terraces disappeared, prices went up, and I stopped enjoying it so much. I still keep an eye on what they're doing, but I'd rather spend my money going to the pictures or on a new PC game. An evening seeing Tosca is cheaper, and you get a bar at half-time.

  2. Edward Noad

    No Racism In Recent Football?

    Someone isn't paying attention. Also, it would seem American Football teams are centrist by his definition whereas Soccer Football teams are "extreme-left" and pretty much the entire rest of the economy is "extreme-right" - it's the extremes that don't work, not the left/right ideologies themselves.

    1. DavCrav

      Re: No Racism In Recent Football?

      "No Racism In Recent Football? Someone isn't paying attention."

      Tim is saying that black players are paid the same as white ones, or at least the difference isn't statistically significant. He's not saying that some fans don't do stupid things.

      I know that the knee-jerk reflex is faster than engaging the brain, but it isn't better.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Most political economic and social theory..

    is based on refuted propositions, wishful thinking and greed, stupidity and utter incompetence.

    There is strong evidence that most of the 'problems' would-be governments campaign on, and presumably get elected to 'solve' are either non-problems or cannot be solved by central government intervention.

    Basically, they are all a bunch of total Cnuts.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Most political economic and social theory..

      "Basically, they are all a bunch of total Cnuts."

      You're wrong. King Cnut was specifically demonstrating that even he, the King, had limitations on his powers. Prospective governments trying to get elected will promise lower tides if they think it will them an extra vote. That makes them cunts, not Cnuts.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Stupid

    I think calling Marxism 'stupid' is incredibly arrogant and.... stupid.

    1. Graham Dawson Silver badge

      Re: Stupid

      No, he's pretty much right. Marxism is a pile of sophomoric rubbish thought up by a man who sponged off his rich parents and only got jobs to show "solidarity" with the working classes. Marx, the affecter of poverty who spent most of his working life as a piss-poor "journalist", would fit right in at the Guardian. He's even got the racism disguised as paternalistic "concern" for the poor oppressed foreign sorts down pat.

      Socialism is a different matter, though as a righty I'm reflexively against the idea anyway (which leads to lots of interesting debate with the swedish socialist I find myself married to). And before you argue that socialism and marxism are the same: They aren't.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        @ Graham Dawson

        "And before you argue that socialism and marxism are the same: They aren't."

        That's what I'd expect a goddam pinko commie socialist marxist to say!

        I bet you voted for that Kerrang-worshipping goddam Soviet liberal Obama, didn't you boy??!

      2. Lars Silver badge
        Happy

        Re: Stupid

        Please be a bit careful with the socialist word. I know some funny Americans tend to call Sweden socialist. As all the Nordic countries, that is Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland and Iceland are very very similar in what they expect their countries to be like. I suppose the same Americans should call Norway socialist too but I suppose they experience some sort of an brain-short there as Norway is one of the richest countries in the world and also a Nato country.

        The word you are probably looking for is social democrat and to mix that with socialist is just bull. There is a Social democratic party in Sweden (no majority) and else where too. There are no Socialist countries in Europa.

        In the Nordic countries the things that are considered important are, good and affordable education for everybody, good and affordable health care for everybody, a fair but progressive taxation, trade unions, gun control, for a short list.

        Private schools are OK too like private hospitals provided the standard is acceptable. Non of the US rubbish where anything can call it self a university.

        Affordable, like a hart transplant for about the same price as staying at the YMCA for the same number of days, or free.

        Just common sense any Bushman would agree with.

        Germans the French and the Dutch are very similar and I don't think you Brits are that different.

        As soon as people start throwing around words like left/right/capitalist/socialist you know common sense went out the window.

        1. Graham Dawson Silver badge

          Re: Stupid

          Thing is, Lars, she calls herself a socialist - though in practice she's much more of the social democrat that is the norm in Sweden. In fact she out-capitalists me sometimes... :D

          But she calls herself a socialist and she knows all the talking points. I'm not going to argue with her about that, not unless I want to have my half of the bed redistributed between the cats.

          1. Lars Silver badge
            Pint

            Re: Stupid

            Point taken, Graham, can't blame you, some experience.

            But it also shows how dangerous those one words are as they don't really explain anything or solve anything.

            Transparency International has a list about the "amount" of corruption in different countries. Finland among other Nordic countries are the least corrupted countries according to them. But, surprise surprise when I had a look at comments by Finns about it, there was a lot of - "what the shit, of course there is lots of corruption".

            And there is a funny logic in those comments, that is, if Finns don't face corruption in their daily life they would react in an other way if they had lived in some more corrupt country for some years and had faced corruption daily, then their reaction would be something like - "oh my god how nice it is to live in Finland".

            Then again if you ask people in more corrupt countries about it you suddenly realize that they often don't even recognize it because it's just part of normal life.

            Had your wife lived in a socialist country she would probably call herself an anti socialist.

            The thing is that I am so damned fed up with worthless words.

            To prove my icon I have been searching for the religious word to explain the following.

            The pope and condoms. Well, one can assume, perhaps, that he does not need any, age, or by hand, or and lets go no deeper here. But he does know about condoms and Aids and all of that problem and with his 1.2 billion followers why does he not speak up. What is the theological word to explain this. Is he afraid of being assassinated, did god not speak to him or is he afraid of suddenly having nobody to speak to.

            Common sense is not in that picture.

      3. Solmyr ibn Wali Barad

        Re: Stupid

        But...but...Marx looked very wise, beard and all, how could he have written rubbish?

        /it's an election time, have to play along/

    2. Tim Worstal

      Re: Stupid

      "Marxian", meaning using certain strands of Marx's analysis to illustrate certain subjects has a great deal of value. While he didn't actually use the word he was spot on about the dangers of monopsony purchasers of labour just as one example (and I used exactly that analysis when looking at the Valley wage restraint cartel).

      "Marxist" as a detailed set of rules about how to run an economy or society. Well, we ran that experiment, we generally call it the 20th century. Given the outcome of that experiment I don't think "stupid" is really all that strong as a description.

      1. Jim 59

        Re: Stupid

        Hence the old saying:

        The world would not be in such a snarl

        if Marx had been Groucho instead of Carl.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Stupid

      > I think calling Marxism 'stupid' is incredibly arrogant and.... stupid.

      True, but the real issue is the assumption that we live with a duality of choice, marxism/socialism/communism versus capitalism/free_market. While the discussion is mired in the convenience of an either/or scenario, it can't really enlighten us. It's hard to find information on alternatives to these apparent opposites, but distributism is the school of thought that seems to me to get closest to meeting the needs of the human condition, and therefore it offers a better critique of both capitalism and communism. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distributism

      So I would say the argument made in this piece is academically of minor interest but so narrowly defined as to be a mere straw man.

      1. Anthony 13

        Re: Stupid

        "Reasonable, even excellent, analysis up to a point and then the leap off the 10-foot board into the deep vat of stupid"

        Now who does that remind me of - it's on the tip of my tongue - for some reason 'rare earths' are coming to mind...

  5. Mage Silver badge
    Coat

    However

    The silly amount of money and wages in Premiership is killing it and fleeching the consumer. Why doesn't the consumer boycott and they'd be back to sensible wages, free to watch matches on BBC / ITV / C4.

    The pressure to be in Premier league and the wages are bonkers.

    1. Sarah Balfour

      Re: However

      Not as bonkers as the amount the taxpayer forks out to keep Betty and her inbred parasitic, racist, xenophobic, paedophilic, fascist (and that's just Phil and Chaz!) family. Betty gets more than £1m A WEEK, fuck knows about the rest of the cunts.

      Yes, I agree, Premier League wages ARE insane - but at least the taxpayer isn't paying 'em.

      Vive La Révolution! Vive La République!

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: However

        @ Sarah Balfour

        That's right. Have an elected head of state. What would you get? A politician.

        Frankly, I don't envy the queen one jot. I'm a good deal younger than her and retired. There's no way I'd want to be condemned to carry on in harness until I drop.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: However

          "Vive La Révolution! Vive La République!"

          @ Sarah Balfour

          That's right. Have an elected head of state. What would you get? A politician.

          --

          A politician from France maybe - DSK is free at the moment ...

      2. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
        FAIL

        Re: However

        Not as bonkers as the amount the taxpayer forks out to keep Betty and her inbred parasitic, racist, xenophobic, paedophilic, fascist (and that's just Phil and Chaz!) family. Betty gets more than £1m A WEEK, fuck knows about the rest of the cunts.

        Bollocks.

        The Sovereign Grant (which replaced the old Civil List), paid by the taxpayer to cover the Queen's official duties was £33m for 2012-13, likely to be £40m next year. It;'s handed over in return for the income from the Crown Estate, at an agreed 15%. i.e. the Queen gets 15% of the profits from the Crown Estate to pay for her duties, the taxpayer gets the other 85%. That's a tidy profit for the treasury, even without considering all the intangible benefits that come in from tourism, etc.

        On top of that we get a constitutional arrangement that guarantees far more stability than having just another career politician in charge, as an elected President. Can you really imagine the catastrophic consequences of a President Bliar?

        1. DavCrav

          Re: However

          "Not as bonkers as the amount the taxpayer forks out to keep Betty and her inbred parasitic, racist, xenophobic, paedophilic, fascist (and that's just Phil and Chaz!) family. Betty gets more than £1m A WEEK, fuck knows about the rest of the cunts.

          Bollocks."

          It's double bollocks when you remember this is an economics article, and you need to include opportunity cost, that is, the cost of an elected president in, say Germany for example for a similarly sized country with a titular head of state. Oh look, he costs about the same as Brenda.

          1. peter_dtm
            Pirate

            Re: However

            no; the German president costs a hell of a lot more (an infinite amount more ?) than 'Brenda' WHO PAYS HER OWN SALARY -- see up post for the arrangement

        2. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: However

          So the obvious solution would be to have a premiership footballer as head of state.

          All they have to do is push out heirs and look good on a stamp - something Posh and Becks could do just as well as Betty and Chuck

          1. DavCrav

            Re: However

            "All they have to do is push out heirs and look good on a stamp - something Posh and Becks could do just as well as Betty and Chuck"

            And entertain foreign dignitaries. And not rape people, shout racist abuse or attack people in night clubs. Not looking so easy now, is it?

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: However

              "And not rape people, shout racist abuse or attack people in night clubs. "

              No, no minor royal would ever be caught doing that kind of thing would they.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: However

            something Posh and Becks could do just as well as Betty and Chuck

            But they'd charge more, and and only want to play on weekends.

          3. BongoJoe

            Re: However

            "All they have to do is push out heirs and look good on a stamp"

            Until the last part I was looking forward to Peter Beardsley being king.

        3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: However

          "Can you really imagine the catastrophic consequences of a President Bliar?"

          Don't even mention it.

          <shudder>

        4. phil dude
          FAIL

          Re: However

          Sorry to be contrary, but the royal family and all connected parties stole land and "treasure" over hundreds of years from *someone*, using threat of violence, and much much worse.

          The concept of monarchy is quite simply a stain on humanity.

          The American president acts like a king when congress doesn't stop him, but they *can* stop him. The reason they don't is due to the dysfunctional dependence on dogmatic policy.

          I find it hard to hold those with no choice of their birth responsible, as it is inescapable for all humans.

          But the concept of royalty needs to become a historical curiosity the same way as the "divine right" did.

          The constitutional arrangement is a sham, because govts can stuff the upper house with their cronies. Oh, and then there's the parliament act, so parliament is supreme. So the royalty is just there to distract from the nastier secrets of the govt. Unless Charlies wants a peek at bills that affect his interests....Clever huh?

          I respect your opinion that perhaps it is a stable arrangement.

          I am not sure I like the message of overwhelming inequality it sends out...

          P

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: However

            TL:DNR

          2. lucki bstard

            Re: However

            'I am not sure I like the message of overwhelming inequality it sends out' - I'm not sure I like your patronising attitude and smug air of superiority; but unless I do something about it I'll have to take it.

            So here it is, either quit bitching in front of a keyboard or get out and make changes happen. Don't be that person who spouts out how they would rule the world and then does nothing.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Mushroom

        Re: However

        Adieu alors, citoyen de la France; les chances sont que vous ne serez pas manqué dans ces îles verdoyantes de la Grande-Bretagne ...!

        1. Hans 1
          Coffee/keyboard

          Re: However

          @ RogerStenning

          Google translate sucks, did you not know ?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Go

            Re: However

            That I did know, which is one of the reasons why I used it ;-) The other reason is easy to follow: My own abilities with the French language, learned when I went to school some *cough cough splutter* years ago, are entirely insufficient to the cause of sarcasm ;-)

      4. Paul Crawford Silver badge

        @Sarah Balfour

        You might find this enlightening:

        http://www.cgpgrey.com/blog/the-true-cost-of-the-royal-family-explained.html

      5. peter_dtm
        Flame

        Re: However

        I suggets you trouble yourself to find out how the Monarchy is funded.

        Then perhaps you would like to volunteer to have the same arrangement with the government.

        Including the working hours and the removal of all your rights to free speach; freedom of association; right to privacy; right to a family life and perhaps most infuriating the right not to have assorted envious no hopers going on about how little of their OWN money they are allowed to keep

        But then; a certain type of envy ridden coetirie have always perfered fiction to fact; especially when they run out of everyone else's money and actually have to use their own - though; being shameless; they normally bluster on and on and on and on.......... refusing point blank to use a single penny of their own ill gotten gains

        1. James Micallef Silver badge

          Re: However

          "I suggets you trouble yourself to find out how the Monarchy is funded"

          To be fair, if what another commenter explained above about 15% or revenue from Crown property is true, it still needs to be explained where the Crown property rights flow from? Crown estates / 'royal' property comes from the concept that the monarch, ruling by divine right, owned all the land except that which they graciously apportioned to their vassals.

          In a republic, any 'Crown' property would be government property and 100% of the revenue from it would flow to the government*, and I doubt it would cost 15% of that to maintain a non-royal head of state. Of course it also needs to be factored in that having a queen is a revenue generator for Britain, as many tourists want to visit Buck Palace etc

          *strictly, should be to 'the people' but we all know that for all the nice theories, in practice 'government' <> 'people'

          1. lucki bstard

            Re: However

            Ok, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say you are simply ignorant, not something else.

            'concept that the monarch, ruling by divine right, owned all the land except that which they graciously apportioned to their vassals.' - Went out with Charles I, English civil war; and was previously really hit hard in 1215.

            'n a republic, any 'Crown' property would be government property and 100% of the revenue from it would flow to the government*' - Look around the world, see how republic's work (hint they don't). The reality is that it doesn't happen that way.

          2. Omgwtfbbqtime
            Facepalm

            Re: However

            "...government property and 100% of the revenue from it would flow to the government"

            So 100% would be pissed up the wall rather than 85%?

            Lets leave things as they are, less government waste all round.

      6. Graham Marsden
        Thumb Down

        @Sarah Balfour - Re: However

        > Betty gets more than £1m A WEEK,

        And the US Presidency costs their country over $1 BILLION a year!

        How much would a President Tony or a President Maggie cost the country?

        1. Tom 38
          Joke

          Re: @Sarah Balfour - However

          How much would a President Tony or a President Maggie cost the country?

          "President Tony", I can put good bounds on the cost of that.

          "President Maggie", I'll need to do some digging and some research...

      7. BongoJoe

        Re: However

        @Sarah

        In principle I would agree. But what is the alternative? Would a self-serving politician being president be any better?

        I think that I would happily pay my 75p a year for the Royal Family as the alternative (think of President Blair) is too horrendous to consider.

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: However

      "free to watch matches on BBC"

      And that means a disproportionate amount of my licence money going to pay excessive wages to a bunch of yahoos chasing bags of wind up and down fields.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "tab/slot arrangements"? Haha ....

    "And then we've got a columnist in The Observer, an arch lefty, arguing that this near fascist corporatism is better than that free market" Remember that this is from the same stable as The Guardian, which has shouted very loudly about other companies and their tax arrangements, while living in one itself - and which until recently was kept afloat by the used car market ... capitaism is bad except when we do it, all animals are equal but .. etc etc

    As to the main point, and a previous comment about racism in football: yes, it is still there and that job remains unfinished, but it is better than it was. As a start, ""the football leagues are less racist than they used to be in the wages they pay" can be used to show that ignorance / fear / crass stupidity can actually have a cost. "Note that the same racist attitudes might still be there, but if you make it expensive enough for people to act on them then act on them, they won't." Oh, they are still there: but now, in the English leagues at least, it is newsworthy from time to time, rather than expected. There are also people who hate that people from Eastern Europe "come over here" and do jobs that they themselves are not prepared to do for that rate of pay: sadly, some politicians listen to them. Take away the ignorance - but more importantly, take away the audience - and some things correct themselves. It's worth a try.

    The idea that MLB has an exemption from antitrust is laughable - it's bad enough that the TV companies in the UK effectively prevent new entrants to the market, but to actually have a court rule that the free market does apply in your industry? Now that's an achievement .....

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