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If you plan to fly in Australia, at least try to act as if you take the threat of terrorism seriously, or you might get hauled off the plane, handed over to the cops, and banned from an airline. It's with some incredulity that The Register reports that one Oliver Buckworth, who doodled that “In a land of melting ice-cream, …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Tiger Air has been blacklisted

    by a significant amount of the public for an unspecified period of time, over its actions.

    We can but hope

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      He should count himself lucky that he wasn't handed over to the U.S. for further 'investigations'

      1. Sir Runcible Spoon

        Sir

        This is what you get for low level dissent these days is it?

        How exactly was he being disruptive? Was he presenting his images/thoughts to fellow passengers like some kind of infomercial?

        1. Roo
          Windows

          Re: Sir

          "Was he presenting his images/thoughts to fellow passengers like some kind of infomercial?"

          The linked article states that another passenger was reading his notebook over his shoulder, and made a complaint to the flight attendants. Presumably the accuser felt that the victim was being disruptive because he was talking up valuable leg/elbow room.

    2. Alan Newbury
      Thumb Down

      Re: Tiger Air has been blacklisted

      I had the misfortune to fly with them once - believe me, in my mind they are permanently blacklisted.

      1. Mark 65

        Re: Tiger Air has been blacklisted

        Couple of points:

        What kind of petty minded think of the children nanny statist arsehole makes such a complaint in the first place?

        What kind of an airline actually does this rather than tell the aforementioned tool to STFU and sit down?

        Being blacklisted by Tiger is a form of salvation not punishment - in a land of poor customer service there are few that can surpass the inadequacies of Tiger airlines.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Alien

    Ré sketch

    I though it was a drawing of our Alien Overlords.

  3. Anomalous Cowshed

    Cor

    I hadn't a clue that the Australian authorities had jumped on the 'terrorism' bandwagon to control their citizens. I thought it was a land of sunshine, sandy beaches, sheilas, Castlemaine XXXX, cool surfers, koalas, kangaroos, crocodiles and venomous spiders. I was obviously wrong...this terrorism business is obviously too good an opportunity to be true, so nobody's safe from their government's threat of terror, wherever they live, even in supposed paradises like Australia.

    I wonder, do the Taliban & co. use a 'terrorist threat' to keep their subjects under control? Or perhaps they just use more direct means of enforcement....

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Cor

      >I wonder, do the Taliban & co. use a 'terrorist threat'

      No they use pictures of nude ladies. Oh, the horror.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Taliban and co

        do they use pictures of Kim Cardassian?

        Noooooooooooo

        1. Mark 85

          Re: Taliban and co

          Oh... pork then.

    2. Winkypop Silver badge
      FAIL

      Re: Cor

      Sadly our nut-job PM has a turd of a federal budget with bits he still has to try and get past the Senate. It's so bad he has resorted to 'terrorism will get you in your bed' tactics.

    3. DiViDeD

      Re: Cor

      Bandwagon firmly jumped on, with no recorded terrorist attack on Australian soil, that nice Mr Abbot has informed us that we'll just have to give up 'some' of our freedoms in order to shift the 'delicate balance' more towards security, for a time. What was it someone said about deserving neither?

      Fuckers. But that's just an opinion, which will soon become a criminal offence in the name of protecting us from the terry wrists

    4. ceayers

      Re: Cor - do you read the newspapers?

      Didn't you read about a plot by bearded f&ckwits to kidnap and behead an Aussie in Sydney. - yes

      it seems that OZ as its share of f&ckwits as well - ain't they lucky.

  4. 45RPM Silver badge

    Presumably he will be able to take legal action against these idiots - or are the dice so very heavily loaded against law abiding citizens?

    The idiots who draft the laws that permit businesses to act ever more stupidly would do well to remember that government is by consent - even in the most draconian dictatorships. Once the people have had enough there is nothing that can be done to stop them getting their way and the revolution will come.

    TERROR<IS>MADEUP would look good on a T Shirt though.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "TERROR<IS>MADEUP would look good on a T Shirt though."

      So would an image of sticks of dynamite, but if you can be arrested for having a picture of Optimus Prime, then a picture of a suicide jacket might not go down too well.

      Perhaps a protest where the uniform is a t-shirt like that plus a guy-fawkes mask by the general public might get some attention to all this over-reaction - but I doubt enough people care.

      I always thought the IRA were making a strategic mistake in targeting civilians with their bombing campaign. If they had targeted power lines instead there would have been just as much impact over time, and they might have gained a lot more sympathy for their cause too.

      1. John Sager
        Unhappy

        I've decided to ditch my 'Practical Unix Terrorism' T-shirt (one of the "O'Really" book parodies). I really don't want the hassle it would cause me these days

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Targeted

        You are correct, and in fact the IRA rarely targeted civilians. And please people, pay attention to the wording here before downvoting: *Targeted*. Civilians could and did get caught up, but they were not the targets per se. The IRA "spectaculars" series of attacks were in fact intended to be exactly what you suggest: strategic attention seeking bombings demonstrating ability and expensive disruptions, but civilian death was not the strategy (unlike for example, bombings of crowded markets in Iraq, which shows the horrors that might have been in the UK).

        Taken to the conclusion: if you intend on waging a campaign of violence from within a country, do it without bloodshed but at high financial cost to your opponent.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Targeted

          You are correct, and in fact the IRA rarely targeted civilians.

          Do remind me to tell that to all the families and surviviors of the IRA bombing of the pubs/clubs (the Hole in the wall club comes to mind) in birmingham, I feel sure they would have no problem in agreeing with you

          Please sense the obvious sarcasm in that, placing a bomb in a pub/club/school/hospital like many IRA bombs were placed is about one thing & one thing only, trying to kill innocent people/civilians.

          Yes sometimes the IRA did place a phonecall and warn people, but many times they did not & sometimes the phonecalls were either not taken seriously (in a case of 'cried wolf' type of scenario) or the phone system at the time couldnt place the call.

          Dont rewrite history & remove all the deaths the IRA senselessy caused in their campaign of bombing on the UK mainland! But be proud that throughout it all the British response was to ignore the cowards for what they are/were > spineless gits.

          1. Sir Runcible Spoon

            Re: Targeted

            "But be proud that throughout it all the British response was to ignore the cowards for what they are/were > spineless gits."

            Proud to be British: Bloody Sunday.

            I don't agree with a lot of what the IRA did, but I don't think the actions of our armed representatives on that particular day is anything to be proud of, do you?

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Targeted

              Bloody Sunday was not a response to the IRA bombings on the UK mainland, it was a response to a specific protest march & since you brought it up I have to ask, what do you expect soliders to do when they feel threatened?? Stand there & die?

              We shouldnt have used soldiers as a police force no, but then neither should the residents of NI made it untenable for us to use anything else by their violent actions

              1. James 51

                Re: Targeted

                they might have felt threatened but:

                "The firing by soldiers of 1 PARA on Bloody Sunday caused the deaths of 13 people and injury to a similar number, none of whom was posing a threat of causing death or serious injury,"

                "The overall assessment". Report of the The Bloody Sunday Inquiry. 15 June 2010. Retrieved 15 June 2010

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Sunday_Inquiry#Conclusions

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Targeted

                  Soliders know only one way to respond when threated, its how they are trained to respond ie to bring lethal force against the threat. Especially at the time when it happened as well soliders were expected to essentially shoot first & ask questions later if anyone survived. Blaming them when in reality it is the fault of succssive politicians on all sides to deal with the situation is just scape-goating soliders who did as they were told

                  And I noticed that you have quielty ignored the rather important fact that its the violent behaviour of NI citizens which lead to the armed forces been used a police force, instead of having a civilian police force.

                  And this lil side track into Bloody Sunday which has nothing to do with rewriting history to say the IRA was not targetting civilians (which lest anyone forget was already happening by the time of Bloody Sunday) in their bombing campaign while interesting is waaaaaaaaaaay off the point

                  History Lessons for all I think!

                  1. John Hughes

                    Re: Targeted

                    And I noticed that you have quielty ignored the rather important fact that its the violent behaviour of NI citizens which lead to the armed forces been used a police force, instead of having a civilian police force.
                    And what you seem to have forgotten is that initially the army were sent in because of the violence by the unionist side. The "civilian" police force were seen as part of the problem, not the solution. (Remember the B specials?)

                    1. Sir Runcible Spoon

                      Re: Targeted

                      "Proud to be British: Bloody Sunday.

                      I don't agree with a lot of what the IRA did, but I don't think the actions of our armed representatives on that particular day is anything to be proud of, do you?

                      1 thumb up & 8 thumbs down " <- as of 15:20

                      Well, it looks like there are at least 8 people who are proud that we (The British) shot civilians.

                      From the wiki:

                      "British paratroopers "lost control", fatally shooting fleeing civilians and those who tried to aid the civilians who had been shot by the British soldiers. The report stated that British soldiers had concocted lies in their attempt to hide their acts. Saville stated that the civilians had not been warned by the British soldiers that they intended to shoot. The report states, contrary to the previously established belief, that none of the soldiers fired in response to attacks by petrol bombers or stone throwers, and that the civilians were not posing any threat"

                      1. ceayers

                        Re: Targeted

                        do you believe everything you read on wiki

                  2. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: Targeted Remember The Kent State 'Event'

                    Remember the events at Kent State University where they called out the state troopers to shoot unarmed students with NO history of bombs and shootings? Both marches may have originally been 'peaceful' events but one was in support of a far from peaceful group. At least there was 'history' in Northern Ireland.

                  3. strum

                    Re: Targeted

                    >And I noticed that you have quielty ignored the rather important fact that its the violent behaviour of NI citizens which lead to the armed forces been used a police force, instead of having a civilian police force.

                    As a point of fact, the army were called in to protect the Catholic minority from Protestant mobs. They quickly 'went native', siding with the RUC.

              2. P. Lee

                Re: Targeted

                To quote Flanders & Swan:

                "He blows up policemen,

                Or so I have heard,

                And blames it on Cromwell and William the Third!"

                At its base, people kill when they think their interest is worth more than someone-else's life. Are they correct?

            2. ceayers

              Re: Targeted

              It your heroes of the IRA hadn't of used civilians as cover there wouldn't have been a Bloody Sunday.

            3. lucki bstard

              Re: Targeted

              To defend an organization that like to kill people (think Jean McConville), merely on hearsay then someone who self identifies as,

              'I work in a complex field, and there are things I can do without much thought that others have a struggle to do at all (I have severe ADHD-combined).'

              should be able to resist a knee jerk reaction to a complex situation. But remember that for 10 kids their mother never came home, because of hearsay and no evidence. Also please remember if you don't want to be British then leave, if the relationship causes you that much pain then end the relationship.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Targeted

            And also don't forget the random sectarian murders of civilians and throwing pipe-bombs through civilians' windows that they did in Ireland itself as part of their strategy to ethnically cleanse what they thought of as Catholic areas.

            1. James 51

              Re: Targeted

              No need to focus on one area or one group or one side. There's plenty of blame and barbarity to go around.

          3. Trainee grumpy old ****
            Unhappy

            Re: Targeted

            >> But be proud that throughout it all the British response was to ignore the cowards for what they are/were > spineless gits.

            And now, possibly to return the balance to the mean, we have gone in the absolutely opposite direction. Peaceful, normal day to day activities get the "OMFG T3rr0ist!!!!!!!" treatment.

        2. JayB
          Flame

          Re: Targeted

          *Targeted*. Civilians could and did get caught up, but they were not the targets per se

          Really? I must have missed that bit. Civilians were frequently an aspect of the target. Birmingham Pub bombings, Kings Cross and Euston Station bombings, Harrod bombings, The bombings/assassinations of individuals such as Ian Gow MP, Ross McWhirter and others.

          if "civilian death was not the strategy" why bomb civilian targets such as shopping centres, hotels and crowded streets?

          You seem to be confusing "Target", "Goal" and "Strategy". Their goal was to get their own way, their strategy was terror and they sure as hell did target civilians. I can't disagree with the last comment, but then the best way to fight any war is to make it so damn expensive for the enemy to continue, but frankly the rest of your stuff smacks of revisionist historian and consequently sucks so much that it blows.

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Targeted

          @Gamecoder, "...rarely targeted civilians..." " ..civilian death was not the strategy.." Try telling that to the poor bastards blown to bits in Birmingham pubs. Or Omagh. Idiot.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Targeted

            If the purpose of the attacks was to kill civilians, then one doesn't give warnings, and we see this at present in bombings in Iraq and Nigeria. According to CAIN, the Provisional IRA was responsible for the deaths of 1,823 people between 1968 - 2001, or about 4 per month. The death tolls when civilian casualties are the goal are two to three orders of magnitude higher, peaking at 3,000 PER MONTH to take Iraq as an example.

            Stop letting your emotions drive you, try some thinking for a change. None of this is apologist, simply an observation that civilian body count was obviously not the goal of the Provisional IRA.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Targeted

              Oh, only 4 people killed a month? Well, that makes it OK then. Carry on, nothing to see here...

        4. ceayers

          Re: Targeted

          it seems that 'Targeted' every c&nt in Warrington - your heroes of the IRA

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        You are absolutely correct - the IRA could probably had far more effect - the odd power line, railway line and motorway plus threats. Either fortunately or unforttunately they were driven by a group of people who enjoyed seeing direct human suffering and even more so inflicting it. The bastards are still there - unionist and republican.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Go

        Yar, infrastructure is a definite win-win. Hell, we just had a reservoir drained here when someone was caught urinating in it. Oh, the horror!

      5. ceayers

        thanks

        Thanks for the tip - I'm sure they'll try that next time.

    2. Mark 65

      Surely you want the German variant TERROR<IST>MADEUP?

      1. 45RPM Silver badge

        @Mark 65

        “TERROR<IST>ERFUNDEN”, nicht war?

  5. LaeMing
    Black Helicopters

    Could be worse!

    Could have been William Blake!

    http://www.bartleby.com/101/489.html

  6. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
    Big Brother

    Unserious about Emmanuel Goldstein?

    I am extremely dismayed and shocked. It is good that private companies step up to the plate and nip this kind of antisocial behaviour in the bud.

    A visit to the Ministry of Love for reeducation should be mandatory.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    We might as well

    give up now. The terrorists have won.......

    Look at us, finding it (terror) everywhere.....

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

      But we have given up.

      The governments of all the countries that use to fight against the Axis Of Evil in WWII have gone and adopted whole sections of the very things that they were telling our fathers to fight against, and we have sat and taken it as the price of our TV programs and the choice in our supermarkets.

      We have not stood up for Freedom because we, as a population, are much more interested in Facebook, Twitter and the latest results of our favourite sports club. But as long as we have those, the government can force ID cards and "biometric" passports down our throats and we don't complain because we don't travel all that often.

      And we will continue to sit and let our freedoms be eroded because they are less important to us than seeing the latest nude pic of some twit that will be forgotten in three months.

      We get the country we deserve.

      1. Lamont Cranston

        I'm reasonably certain that ID cards have died off,

        in the UK, at least.

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          Re: I'm reasonably certain that ID cards have died off,

          Your NI number is effectively your National ID card now. The new voter registration system requires that your council sends off your "record" to the DWP where they match it with your NI number. Once that happens, you are registered to vote. If a discrepancy is reported back to your council they then get back in touch with you demanding proof of ID.

          In particular, women who have married and changed their surname but for whatever reason have forgotten to inform DWP, eg such as my wife who doesn't work (no "recent P60 or P45), doesn't claim benefits, doesn't drive, doesn't have a passport and isn't named on any of the utility bills will have problems registering to vote.

          Out of the entire list of of "acceptable" documents, she couldn't manage to scrape together 3 documents to prove who she is since her birth certificate is currently hiding. Unless it turns up in the next few days she has fill in another form and get a " responsible person" to sign it, eg doctor, nurse, teacher etc.

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