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Apple has patented a method of building an all-glass device which could herald the arrival of a see-through iPhone. It has been granted a patent called "Fused glass device housings" which describes a technique of fusing glass pieces together in a way that makes the whole structure strong enough to withstand an impact. As well …

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Gimp

Frustrating

Now you will be able to see all those parts that are not user replaceable.

Oh look :

There's the ram that I can't change.

There's the battery that I can't change.

etc, etc

Also if your iDevice get's dirty on the inside, dust etc, now you will be able to see the dirt/dust whereas before it was not a problem....

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Re: Frustrating

Normal people don't want to or need to replace such things.

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Remember what happened to transparent keyboards?

Once upon a time, Jonny Ive foisted transparent keyboards on the world. The result? A year of crud (sandwich crumbs, coffee drips, dodgy bodily fluids etc.) collected in full view.

It was marvellous to be able to watch the tiny ecosystem. I think I saw an earthworm in my keyboard by the end.

But Apple spoiled it all by replacing the transparent keyboards with opaque aluminium ones. Boo!

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Re: Frustrating

Now when you drop it onto a gravel drive, it'll be a write-off whether it lands display side up or display side down or even sideways.

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Re: Remember what happened to transparent keyboards?

Opaque aluminum! When did they invent that?

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A bit extreme.

Apple really, really don't want people fixing those phones.

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Perhaps for a screen on both sides?

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Screen on both sides

So instead of actually talking face to face, you can hold up your phone between you and your "mate", and talk at said phone, and they look at other side of said phone and talk back?

Or you'll both be running your hands over the respective sides at the same time?

Weird and sad. That's the only way to describe that idea

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So

So Apple have re-invented the milk bottle, the coke bottle and whatever else. So much for prior art.

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Re: So

Ah yes I remember those coke bottle and milk bottle phones. Made a bit of a bulge in the pocket but the milk bottle phone was dead handy if you got into a punch up.

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Re: So

> Made a bit of a bulge in the pocket

To impress the girls you should put it in a different place in your trousers.

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What Steve Jobs didn't invent this

Come on he must have sent secret messages from beyond for this one.

I wonder if the hard grafting apple engineers ever got a bit annoyed with Stevie putting his mark on all the patents.

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Surely saphire glass doesn't need reinforcing since it's actually aluminium metal? This sounds like a patent for using regular(ish) glass?

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Engineering 101

If you use thin sheets of anything, then reinforcing ribs are a good option; many of the panels used in cars are basically steel sheets with ribs (formed by bending steel sheets) welded to make them more rigid. Check the underside of your bonnet (USA = hood) some time.

Thin sheets of aluminium (although sapphire != aluminium) are particularly flexible, that's why we can wrap turkeys and unwrap chocolate bars with our bare hands.

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Transparent aloominum?!

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Re: Engineering 101

(although sapphire != aluminium)

Just looked this up, and sapphire is essentially impure Aluminium oxide.

just my contribution to the useless factoid of the day.

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Re: Engineering 101

"Transparent aluminium is an internet meme that's a complete misunderstanding of a research paper..."

Um...or it's a reference to Star Trek IV?

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Re: Engineering 101

Scotty: How do you know he didn’t invent the stuff?

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Brittle

Brittle materials are ... brittle. You can break even a diamond into pieces using a hard steel chisel and a small hammer. How do you think they divide a large natural diamond of irregular shape into pieces that can be ground into jewels? (And how do you think the expert gem-cutter feels, when after much planning the multimillion-dollar uncut diamond cleaves in a different way to the plan? )

As for phones ... when a mobile meets a flint-gravel drive, the phone will lose. Sods law says display down, onto a sharp flint point, every time, guaranteed. Heck, it even works for buttered toast onto carpet.

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Re: Engineering 101

Sapphire is impure ... if it didn't have trace impurities it would be transparent and colourless, not blue. Yes, I know that the initial topic was sapphire glass not sapphire (a gemstone)....

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Yes, but reality how many people have flint-gravel drives and how many of them regularly drop an unprotected phone onto them?

I'm reminded of talking to a friend many years ago when I bought a ruggedised torch to replace one that had broken when I dropped it while up a step-ladder.

"Ah", he said, "but it wouldn't survive a 100 foot drop onto concrete, that's how most of my torches die.". (He worked for the National Grid at the time.)

Do you know what? He was probably right, it wouldn't have survived that. But then I wasn't planning on putting into that situation and never did. All I needed it to do was to survive a drop of around 6-7 feet onto carpet or possibly lino, and it did that.

Eventually it died the usual torch death of being left in the back of the drawer and then eaten from the inside by its own leaking batteries.

Anyway.

Point is, if you have a flint-gravel drive that you regularly drop your phone on to then an all-glass phone is probably something you need to avoid, or maybe buy a case for it.

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Err, it's a glass not a metal... the word "glass" in the name is a dead giveaway.

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Seal

With wireless charging and wireless data, the unit could be sealed from all external influences. Bathtime iPhones?

Nb, I assume Friction and/or Ultrasonic welding are new inventions in the world of the patent office?

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Whenever I see Seal i now think of the french for seal.

hey, it makes me laugh!

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> Bathtime iPhones?

Good luck plugging your headphones into that. Or charging it.

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Bluetooth + Wireless charging?

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@UkGnome

Do you mean Phoque and if you do I presume you know it has another meaning.

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Re: Seal

Or speaking into it, or listening to it.

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As long as physical SIM cards are required and can't be built in (something Apple has been talking to carriers about forever) a phone can never be sealed. If Apple ever gets them to go along with software SIMs (certificate based I assume) then they might try be interested in building a sealed phone. It would be waterproof enough you could take pictures with it underwater....I wonder if software can correct for the distortion of the water or if can only be done with a special lens?

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You mean like my Sony Xperia Z1 Compact?

Or does it not count until Apple do it.

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Apple patents "glass box"

Doesn't Snow White's coffin count as prior art?

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Re: Apple patents "glass box"

Poison apple?

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Re: Apple patents "glass box"

Sleepy, Sneezy, Siri?

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Re: Snow White's coffin count as prior art

No - that still had parts that could be manipulated by the end user

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Like all equipment boxes for the last few hundred years?

Every small equipment box I've worked with for electronics projects has essentially been a ribbed container, usually of plastic. Adding "made of glass" surely doesn't make this patentable, so you'd hope that the fusing process was super-clever for this to be an innovation.

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Re: Like all equipment boxes for the last few hundred years?

By all means point to an extant example.

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TSA Proof?

This might be the answer for getting devices through the airport security lines, since it would be nigh impossible to hide a bomb inside.

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it would be nigh impossible to hide a bomb inside

I am sure the bad guys would love the TSA and everyone else to believe that.

I suspect getting through security check-in is more likely to become harder rather than easier once the bad guys have shown a viable bomb can be disguised as a battery and every glass phone reveals a potentially suspicious battery. Security checks are not so much about checking items are safe but checking items are not on their list of not allowed.

Fear of battery bombs seem to be what is behind the latest security clamp down and the safety check there is to make sure the device powers on.

Because we all know there's never going to be a battery which provides power and is also a viable explosive device, right?

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Re: TSA Proof?

"... but checking items are not on their list of not allowed."

Which seems to get weirder by the minute, as does the stuff you've got to get out before getting to security, which now includes lip gloss - I struggle to fathom why that and not cosmetics in general. Curries are a no-no in liquid form, but OK if they're frozen. I do wonder if they get some of it from books or films; belts would seem a good fit for Frederick Forsyth's "The Negotiator". We're stuffed if anyone gives them a Secret Squirrel box set for christmas.

Judging by a recent security queue at Stansted, the fun should kick off anyway when they really get going with the 'no uncharged devices' rule. If they really do check them all, either the wage bill for security staff will double ticket prices, bankrupt the airports, or you'll need to turn up a week in advance.

I've no idea what they do about the very personal like artificial limbs or pacemakers, but I can imagine a Mumsnet rebellion shortly after the Yemeni bombmakers are found to be experimenting with detonating tampons or incendiary pantyliners.

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Re: TSA Proof?

They'd still make you turn it on, because TSA employees from the lowliest to the head are robots running through a checklist, and not allowed to use logical thought - even the ones capable of it.

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Michael K Pilliod

Rearranged into a well-known phrase or saying:

He calm: I kill iPod.

W

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I've seen the video in question

And the man is putting bugger all effort in. The screen is flat on a bed for christ's sake.

He didn't even take care to really dig it in and drag the blade across the screen. He wasn't even stabbing it particularly hard.

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Re: I've seen the video in question

Repeatedly stabbing and slashing at something lying on a bed? How about putting it in a bathroom and shooting at it through the door?

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Re: I've seen the video in question

Oh you cheeky bugger, i've just made everyone in the office stare at me by emitting a large, singular "HAH!".

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Re: I've seen the video in question

Weren't you even mildly impressed when he stood on one end of the screen and bent it through 90 degrees while failing to inflict any damage to it whatsoever?

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Not really, as current sapphire/gorilla glass screens, when detached from phones, already have similar properties. It's also a force that it will never experience in its intended usage, unless you're sitting on it I guess.

The real issue is that in all of his mucking about, the screen is detached from anything; there's nothing holding it rigid. This is very different from what it will experience when actually attached to a phone. A drop from on high onto the corner or face first onto some uneven concrete will still bugger it up right and proper.

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Transparent adhesive?

so the best fanbois with see-through mobes can hope for is a glimpse of a processor or motherboard glue

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