I bet he felt a massive twat
And so forth
Firefighters deliver trapped student from GIANT GERMAN LADYPARTS
A US foreign exchange student has become a deserved internet celeb after firefighters extracted him from a giant vagina in the southwestern German city of Tübingen. According to Erick Guzman, who kindly posted snaps of the incident on Imgur, his chum decided it was a bright idea to get down and dirty with Peruvian artist …
Chicxulub
http://www.talkrational.org/showpost.php?s=aca42ed5af9ec9c7ca1b4bbfb09541c6&p=647691&postcount=20
However, I've heard it's said Chicks-who-lube. Ahem.
Good to see students haven't changed...
And the powers that be really do not have a clue when deciding where to place these things given the nature of students!
Re: Good to see students haven't changed...
It as hard for a rich man to enter the gates of heaven as for a student to squeeze through that thing.
Re: Good to see students haven't changed...
it was only a half hearted attempt as it seems his legs got stuck, not his head or an arm (or cock, that would have been impressive).
Re: Good to see students haven't changed...
Yeah, it did seem he had trouble getting his leg over.
Re: Good to see students haven't changed...
It as hard for a rich man to enter the gates
I have no idea what Gates his preferences are..
Re: Good to see students haven't changed...
"I have no idea what Gate's preferences are.."
I think he likes to f*** everyone in the arse.
Re: err
Given that humiliating photographic evidence is included, do we really need one?
Re: err
Given that humiliating photographic evidence is included, do we really need one?
Pics or it didn't .. oh, wait.
Re: err
> Aer we going to get a Playmobil reconstruction?
There's a problem with that: how are you going to find a scaled-down representation of the structure?
Oh, wait...
Re: err
" photographic evidence "
You can fake photos with Photoshop etc.
You can't fake Playmobil!
Re: scaled-down representation of the structure
Didn't US Airways already do that recently?
That's very informative
I havn't "known" any German Ladies, but it appears that I would have a lot to re-learn if I did.
Re: Always practice safe sex.
I jutht thought you were couthin Igor
Yeth, marthter, I'll get my coat marthter
Must be my mind
but when I read the headline I assumed that:
a) he was drunk
b) it wasn't his leg that had got stuck.
Re: Must be my mind
He wanted to get his end off, but he chose the wrong end by the looks of things.
I would suggest
"Reports suggest that no less than five emergency vehicles and 22 highly unamused firefighters rushed to assist the "really embarrassed" student, although the delivery method is not noted."
They were very amused and will dine out on this.
Re: I would suggest
I'd suggest the 4 of them it who turned up first found it so funny they called 18 of their mates...
Does he feel born again?
Looking for a womb with a view?
After his pics are posted all over the interwebs does he feel like a real ****?
Swot guide for Tubingen uni finals:
Materials 101: silicone is going to work a better than sandstone for what class of applications? Why?
Sign out front
I believe the sculpture is labelled: "Feel the biggest #### in the world"
Depending on how much of a geek the student is...
... this could be the nearest he'll ever get to one.
Re: I'm sure he'll end up in court over this one.
Upvoted that, in spite of it being a groaner.
Re: I'm sure he'll end up in court over this one.
Would that be a miscarriage of justice?
What puzzles me ...
is why a university would feel the need to display a giant vagina in full public view on its campus in the first place.
Is it a medical university? If so, is the sculpture anatomically correct enough to serve as a teaching tool (which might thus explain it's presence)?
What do female students think of this giant twat? Is there also a giant penis gracing the campus, in the interest of even-handedness (so to speak)?
I'm sure, being 'public art', it cost a pretty penny, too.
Sorry for the rant but - Hey! You, kids! Get that thing off my lawn!
Re: What puzzles me ...
It's a university. They do that sort of thing there.
It's 197x. The photocopier repair van exits our college access road and passes in front. It stops. The passenger gets out, walks across the grass, reads the plaque, shouts back "It's Henry Moore's reclining woman in three parts", and returns to the van, which continues on its way.
My point? The guys in the photocopier van seemed to have more of a grip on the concept of art than you do. (And probably more of a sense of humour, though we can't be sure.)
Finally - ever been to Avebury? Have you worked out what those stones represent?
Re: What puzzles me ...
I remember looking around York university in the 80s. It was a concrete dive, something like this would have taken the edge off it.
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