Join Microsoft in Victoria, London for Developer Cloud Camp on 2 June. During this all-day training course, you will learn how to: Build, Deploy, Scale! Learn how to use ASP.NET to deploy Microsoft Azure Websites and Cloud Services in a multi-tier application using Microsoft Visual Studio 2013. Build mobile applications using …
> Learn how to use **ASP.NET** to deploy Microsoft **Azure** Websites and Cloud Services in a multi-tier application using Microsoft **Visual Studio** 2013.
I think I'd rather stab myself in the eyes with a rusty fork and then put my head in a bucket of vinegar.
The Reg's attitude to 'The Cloud'...
...seems about as consistent as the Daily Mail's approach to cancer risks.
"Firm loses everything in Cloud provider backup failure".
"Cloud provider down for two days; hundreds of clients report record losses".
"Bullshit salesman says my cloud's better than your cloud".
"It's a pile of f***ing sh*t - avoid, for god's sake".
"All the smart money investing in promising new cloud startup".
"Attend this fantastic seminar on the amazing new trend that is cloud technology".
"Record losses as cloud provider turns out to be f***ed up bag of sh*te".
Re: The Reg's attitude to 'The Cloud'...
Well yes, that's what happens when you use Windows.
- Hi-torque tank engines: EXTREME car hacking with The Register
- Review What's MISSING on Amazon Fire Phone... and why it WON'T set the world alight
- Product round-up Trousers down for six of the best affordable Androids
- Antique Code Show World of Warcraft then and now: From Orcs and Humans to Warlords of Draenor
- Why did it take antivirus giants YEARS to drill into super-scary Regin? Symantec responds...