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I think I'd rather stab myself in the eyes with a rusty fork and then put my head in a bucket of vinegar.
The Reg's attitude to 'The Cloud'...
...seems about as consistent as the Daily Mail's approach to cancer risks.
"Firm loses everything in Cloud provider backup failure".
"Cloud provider down for two days; hundreds of clients report record losses".
"Bullshit salesman says my cloud's better than your cloud".
"It's a pile of f***ing sh*t - avoid, for god's sake".
"All the smart money investing in promising new cloud startup".
"Attend this fantastic seminar on the amazing new trend that is cloud technology".
"Record losses as cloud provider turns out to be f***ed up bag of sh*te".
Re: The Reg's attitude to 'The Cloud'...
Well yes, that's what happens when you use Windows.
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