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1: Like Totally The Wrong Moment To Snapchat With God!!!! Eve in the Garden of Eden talking to a rather angry God on Snapchat #dontlistentothesnake 2: Note To Rihanna - This Girl Has Class!! Cleopatra's Flickr photostream #bathfullofdonkeycheese 3: So That's The Secret Of Her Smile! LOL!!! Mona Lisa and Leonrado da …

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WTF

WTF have I just watched…

get this low brow shite to fuck.

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Contrived rubbish...

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Needs more Pliers!

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Coat

Well, of course. Pliers are Sociable...

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IT Angle

What just happened?

As the title says

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Think I blinked...

Because - blank -.

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Facepalm

Errrr.

Ticket to Mars please.

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Some sort of server mixup...

...between theregister and cracked.com ? Another downside to the cloud.

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Impossible

Cracked is actually funny.

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Anonymous Coward

I know its friday but what was that shit ?

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IT Angle

I can see what you're trying to do with Buzzgasm, but it feels a bit out of place. Rather than feeling like a mockery of stupid lists it just comes across as a stupid list. Maybe have it be part of ¡Bong! ?

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> Rather than feeling like a mockery of stupid lists it just comes across as a stupid list.

Seconded, this Poe's law in action. There are lists out there on the net that are both serious and far more stupid than this.

Also it's a bit out of date; the stupid list thing has been somewhat superseded by the even more worthless "what x are you?" quizzes.

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I liked the Rihanna one

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Who's Rihanna?

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Trollface

RTFA - she's Queen of the Nile

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Not up to scratch

Come on Reg, you can do better than this! The pliers and the cat 5 cables were brilliant. This is just some kid's first lame attempt at a listicle.

Also, on the mobile site the pictures come out squashed (at least on iPhone).

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Re: Not up to scratch

Also, on the mobile site the pictures come out squashed (at least on iPhone).

I onder if there's a patent for that?

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Surreal moment where I thought it was a different site for a moment

Slow news day? Impatient for ITLAP?

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REGGIT.com ?

<see title>

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WTF?

Eh?

Err... what?

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I liked the part...

...where they took a selfie

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Godwin alert

"#didnazithiscoming"

groan

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Best Ever Register Selfie Article ?

Why You Should Be Shocked At the 10 Best Behind-the-Scenes Stories About Why I No Longer Trust Our Beloved So-2013-It's-Practically...

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Mushroom

The dumbing down of society continues.

What a complete bunch of narcissistic crap.

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Pint

There's a heck of a lot of WHOOOSH in here

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WHOOOSH is simply Not A Big Enough Word To Describe It! LOL!!!!!!!!!

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So much of it that several birds and goats have just died.

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No, we got it. It was just crap.

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How are you feeling?

Not your usual chipper self eh?

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Re: How are you feeling?

Never felt chipperer.

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