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IBM's Watson supercomputer team has acquired virtual-assistant maker Cognea. We're told the upstart developer will slot into the “Watson Platform” to help sharpen the Jeopardy!-winning machine's chitchat with humanity. Now that the celebrity super has won a gameshow, thanks to its banks of POWER7 processors and a copy of …

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  1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Joke

    "conversational services." At last.

    Intelligent phone sex.

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  2. Captain Scarlet
    Paris Hilton

    Hmm

    I wonder if I can slap Watson in an android that looks like me and get it to do my job.

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  3. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

    "My information may well be of use to you, Stalker"

    I can't wait

    I have had it with the conversation in the office which seems to be coming from a mid-00s game on endless repeat.

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  4. William Higinbotham

    Virtual sales person

    How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? A: The holographic image is talking.

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