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As every entrepreneur reaches mid-life, it’s natural that one’s thoughts begin to turn to one’s one’s “legacy”. Here, the Bongster has an impressive list of achievements to inspire future generations. I have made losing huge amounts of money not just respectable, but mandatory. I have redefined work as leisure. I have brought …

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Anonymous Coward

Jesus I'm old.

This made me feel like it was written in Chinese.

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"I sat down for a Snapchat with one of the founders, Marcus Toynboyalé, so he could explain where sustainability meets the social brain."

I was about to scoff at that particular load of rubbish, then I realised the whole article was parody. Well done.

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Unhappy

It was?

Was that the whooshing noise I just heard?

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WTF?

I ususally 'get' iBong!

But this one.. I cannot parse the satire from reality.

This is either the best Bong!-hit yet, or the very worst of the crap that Bong's been satirising. I honestly cannot tell.

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Re: I ususally 'get' iBong!

Likewise on the parsing, or lack of.

This article was bad enough, but I made the terrible mistake of visiting that damned site.....

Now i love the English language, truly i do, but having now seen what it can be twisted and mangled to produce?

Frankly, i would rather speak French...yes it's that bad....what few active brain cells i have left are very, very scared.

(Mummy)

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Re: I ususally 'get' iBong!

It's like the real thing, only more so. Google for "sustainability and psychology" or "climate communication" - and if you're feeling really brave, chuck in a "praxis" too.

It's your taxes being well spent.

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One Word

Fabulous

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Holmes

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I concur.

I have but one quibble: I always thought ¡Bong! was a Bolivian beak booster.

I cannot fathom how others missed the slickness of this one, unless they are all joining the act.

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interesting

I see El Reg firmly and specifically listed by them as "Place to Avoid At All Costs" when it comes to Climate. Note: the entire website... One obviously can't be too careful when avoiding contrary opinions on matters at hand.

For the rest of the website.. I wonder if those peeps keep soiling themselves laughing every time they write an entry ( not unlike someone I know who is an honest-to-god copy writer for certain Adult catalogues here on the continent. He claims it's great stress therapy...) , or... Well, I have trouble imagining these ....Entrepeneurs... actually being serious about what they unload on their website.

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Obvious parody site by denialist nutters is obvious.

Teh Google has details if anyone wants them.

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"Obvious parody site by denialist nutters is obvious."

Al Gore taught you science.

Yoda taught you English.

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You managed to get a post through even though it has the d word in it? How?

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Not bad

The LGF site is so subtle in its satire of activism (particularly climate change) that many of the commenters don't realize this. Thus the entire site is actually a trolling operation. I love it!

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Geek Pie

I don't like Nathan Barley's new haircut

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Now I'm *really* confused

http://livefromgolgafrincham.org/2014/03/18/will-they-ever-get-it/

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> Conversely, a list of sources people ought to avoid to keep confusion

> to a minimum should include:

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> The Register website

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No way this is a real interview

Approvingly citing Che and using "neoliberals" all wrong? It can't happen.

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Bah!

This article is a month overdue, surely?

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It's climate change denial?

I didn't get that. I thought it was a joke site with automatically generated articles, like the texts generated by SciGen. Oh well, at least now I understand why my posts automatically get "awaiting moderation".

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