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The movies tell us that tunnels are normally dug when a person locked behind bars laboriously scrapes away dirt with just a spoon to secretly set themselves free. Now some naughty scamps in Salford, Greater Manchester, have used the technique, not to escape, but to break their way into a shop to steal cash out of an ATM. …

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If the perps are covered in soil, BUT don't get caught - was it in fact a clean get-away?

These are the imponderables that keep me up all night...sadly.

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Watch out if you are a gardener...

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The hole in the wall became the hole in the ground....

Just for the sheer audacity and the risk I think that they have well earned their 86k. Would be interesting to know how much the operation actually cost, time, labour, electricity or candles, work boots etc.... They might actually have been better of simply getting a job......

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Obviously the were working at below minimum wage, so therefore they may be looking for East European miners.

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Happy

There I was...

Diggin' this 'ole

'Ole in the ground,

Big and sort of round it was-

And then I found myself surrounded by the Plod, M'lud.

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Effort!

My own thought exactly. A fairly significant amount of time; dirty, dark and dangerous.

All to grab less cash than a day or twos worth of bankers bonus.

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Re: Effort!

Effort, yes, but they got a fairly decent pay day from it, especially considering the area (if indeed they are locals).

The same thing happened in Fallowfield (South Manchester) a couple of years ago. Fortunately (or unfortunately from their point of view) they chose to do it just after New Year before the thing had been refilled, and the monumental effort only got them about £6k.

I remember listening to the radio at the time, and Mike Sweeney quipped how the gang would have made more money working minimum wage jobs over the time it took to dig that tunnel.

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East European miners.

This was the first thought I had, when I read about it last night. That said, 80 grand, even at 4 months' labour, split between two hard-working, bingo-splurging East Europeans gives them well over 10 grand a month. Not exactly a minimum wage, and you can't get that as an unskilled labourer, can ya? Even with four of them, 5 grand a month is not to be snubbed at. And think of the benefits - flexible working hours, you're your own boss, no tax to declare... Yes, the insurance policy in case of a misadventure is a bit flakey, and you might not get out alive, but hey, people risk their lives daily for less, eh?

Admittedly, it's illegal, and highly immoral (though shall not steal from bankers, etc.), but in these times of economic hardship, I do applaud all the hard work. It's not like they clubbed a security guard and snatched his box, is it?

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and what does it all have to do with the Register? Ah, it was an ATM, I get it :)

and Friday, we're into Friday...

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Re: There I was...

You load 16 tons, what do you get?

Another day older, and your share of 86 thousand quid...

Not such a bad deal.

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Ah for £86k I'd soil myself too....

The perps managed to tunnel into the store overnight?

Blimey that's impressive....that's the type of job it would take weeks for an engineering company to achieve!

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Re: Ah for £86k I'd soil myself too....

The article says they spent months. Presumably they drilled through the concrete floor overnight, but had all the rest of the dirt already moved.

Depending how many months, and how many there were, they might have earned more money digging for a road crew than they earned from this.

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Re: Ah for £86k I'd soil myself too....

And cost way more than £86k. The preps did Tescos a favour*

*assuming that Tescos wanted a hole new way into their shop.

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Re: Ah for £86k I'd soil myself too....

"...they might have earned more money digging for a road crew than they earned from this."

Maybe, but this will be tax free.

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Re: Ah for £86k I'd soil myself too....

We've been waiting months for a job to be sorted up our road by the local council, I wonder if this lot are available for some more "cash-in-hand" work? I'm sure myself and the other residents in my road would make it worth their while!

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I'd go to Merseyside

Supposedly the home of feral scousers who dive into the sewerage system at the first sign of trouble.

AKA "Ratboys."

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DARPA is asking for it

"What, this burrowing autonomous drone with cutting attachments that can bore through reinforced concrete and pick up stuff? Built it for a military contract, but honestly officer, I think the NSA wants it, to breach buried cables and stuff. Well, hope you catch those ATM thieves!"

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Oh Noess

""What, this burrowing autonomous drone with cutting attachments that can bore through reinforced concrete and pick up stuff? Built it for a military contract, but honestly officer, I think the NSA wants it, to breach buried cables and stuff. Well, hope you catch those ATM thieves!""

The last thing you need to give DARPA.

Ideas.

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Wasn't setting up a vaulting horse outside the store a bit of a give-away?

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And wandering out through Tescos with bags of dirt in your trousers.

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Happy

One of the guys had a big tattoo in which a plan of the facilities and the situation of all the special offers for this week was cleverly hidden.

Remember, you read it here first!

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Hmm...

"... under nearby wasteland ...

I used to work round there, and unless things have radically changed recently, the "nearby wasteland" is usually called Eccles.

They managed to miss the Bridgewater Canal as well.

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Not for the first time...

There was also an occurrence of this in 2012 (I think) where a 100 ft tunnel was dug to break into a video store and about £10000 was nicked. GMP didn't manage to track them down either and have suggested it might be the same gang.

So fellow Mancunians, keep your eyes open for blokes walking about and shuffling their feet just like in the great escape!

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Maybe they had Johnny 5 help them!

"Hello, Lucy, I'm home!"

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Holmes

DS Mark Toker?

What has he been smoking?

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If only . . .

the police found an informer, you know :- a mole

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A new type of ATM hack!

I wonder if it was running WinXP?

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Dye bombs ?

I thought the caddies were protected with those dye bombs that explode if you try and force them open ?

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Die Hard... toned down.

Plod deliberately detonates bombs in subway near the world largest gold bullion reserve, and promises to detonate more bombs in undisclosed public school, diverting police from near said gold bullion.

Now tone it down a few hundred notches.

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Precedent and clue

Sherlock Holmes and the Red Headed League.

Doesn't anybody read the classics?

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Re: Precedent and clue

Jeremy Brett was in that one on ITV3 the other week. I didn't recognise the red-headed victim, but Scottish actor Richard Wilson played the role of "The League", whose name I've also forgotten. And it was explicitly organised by Professor Moriarty, unlike anything in the canon except for "The Final Problem", which ought to be next week, I suppose. Richard Wilson wasn't Moriarty, he was very scared of Moriarty. That was for a bank vault full of gold. I don't think Moriarty would have approved the operation in 2014.

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"You may have seen people acting suspiciously on Friday night, possibly covered in soil."

A bunch of guys covered in dirt, staggering out of a hole next to a Tesco store on a Friday night?

Local residents that saw them probably thought it was just another zombie outbreak. Business as usual.

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Erm...

Dodgy people in Eccles on a Friday...

Come on GMP - narrow it down a bit as that describes about 70% of the people I see wandering about after a session in Hell or the cross ;)

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86K of British money, on site, for an ATM, in a department store? That's a whole lot of $USTP!

Most ATM's are filled with less than 5K (US) and if more is needed, it is delivered from the bank the morning it is loaded.

Do they have 16 fully stocked ATM's in one store?

Something smells dirty to me.....

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Quite impressive

A 15m tunnel that looks like about 1m wide and about 1.5m tall, that's about 30 cubic metres of material, maybe 40 or 50 tonnes (depending on composition of spoil and moisture content), upwards of 10-11 skips to get rid of this.

Its not an insignificant amount of spoil to loose - doesn't look like its been dumped on the waste ground by filling bags in the bottoms of their trousers either.

And as Rick says above, 82k of GBP sounds like a hell of a lot for one cash machine to have in one go, I'd have thought about 8-9k would be more normal.

Unless of course they just cut a hole in the bottom and waited to catch it as it was filled up over a few days...

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Holmes

"You may have seen people acting suspiciously on Friday night, possibly covered in soil."

Well, as long as it wasn't night soil...

Icon because (oh work it out yourself!)

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They should be on the lookout for "Danny, the tunnel rat"

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The should be on the lookout for Danny the tunnel rat.

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