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A Virginian earned herself a cuffing last Saturday night after allegedly rolling up at a cop shop both drunk and in the buff, demanding to see her incarcerated hubby. Maura Fussell poses for an Arlington County Police mugshot According to this report, 26-year-old Maura Fussell, of Reston, arrived at Arlington Magistrate’s …

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Happy

2015

Booking tickets for St. Patricks day in Arlington VA.

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IT Angle

IT angle?

Let the USA know that other countries have their own three-quarter wits and we don't particularly care about your half-wits. There are already plenty of them on the telly anyway.

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Re: IT angle?

I think it was more of a tIT angle.

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Re: IT angle?

Come on, Lester must be having an off-day. Got through a whole article about a naked woman getting cuffed and having her collar felt without asking if they matched...

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Re: Re: IT angle?

Why would I deprive you lot of the pleasure of making that connection? You can't expect me to do all the work around here.

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Re: IT angle?

Hmm, you're reading this on a computer, presumably they used a computer to record the two boozy troublemakers' details, and one imagines computers were involved in processing the alcohol transactions that caused so much trouble.

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Re: IT angle?

Surely you mean tIT dangle

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Re: IT angle?

"You can't expect me to do all the work around here."

Of course we do. What do you think we pay you for? Oh...wait...

<off to click a few adverts>

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Pictures or it never 'appened!

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There We Go

Was willing to read through all of the comments before I posted as such... Exactly!

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actually...

I think you'll find that ultimately, she didn't get her collar felt.

Well, not by her partner, anyway...

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Re: actually...

But at least they'd know if it matched her cuffs...

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More likely she was picked up by the fuzz rather than had her collar felt. Getting my coat.

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These days...

...my wife doesn't even go to bed naked never mind go to fetch me from the cop-shop. However, looking on the bright side, I and the local residents should be thankful for that.

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Re: These days...

Damned good job you commented as AC.

Your real name/handle could have ensured it was your last ever comment...

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Pics or it didn't happen!

Paris, because...well doesn't need explaining really, does it?

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Indecent?

Why not unrequested exposure?

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Re: Indecent?

Indecent?

That picture makes her look quite nice, possibly even a little "hot". So unless she had some disgusting disfigurement not seen in the head-shot I can't see how "indecent" applies.

Of course I'm male, hetero and "allowed to look" so maybe I'm missing a nuance?

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Re: Indecent?

I was really not expecting her to look like that at all.

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Hmm.. Where are Don Jefe's comments

Knowing that that's his backyard, I would expect that he would have some insight.

I'll be nice and presume that he is still hungover from the festivities. This is no way to imply that he was the one receiving the visit from his Mrs.

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Refused to get dressed or leave in a cab

Bit unfair really. How was she going to pay the cab fare?

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Re: Refused to get dressed or leave in a cab

"How was she going to pay the cab fare?"

A question perhaps better unasked.

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Re: Refused to get dressed or leave in a cab

Actually I was hoping someone would answer it, and then I could have trotted out the classic cab driver joke reply:

"Haven't you got anything smaller?"

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Re: Refused to get dressed or leave in a cab

Excuse my naïveté, but where would she keep her change?

Ah, yes, with her mobile phone - how silly of me.

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limerick competition mission Creep

Its asking too much i suppose to have a Limerick competition on this quality Bootnote, instead of ball point pens.

Tut.

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Re: Semtex451 Re: limerick competition mission Creep

There was a young lady from Arlington County,

Who went to the Coppers displaying all of her bounty,

When propositioned by the fuzz,

She declined despite the buzz,

Saying; "I'd only do that with a Mountie!"

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Re: Semtex451 limerick competition mission Creep

There was a young lass from Reston VA

Missing hubby banged up for more than a day

For a Paddy’s day bash

She went out on the lash

Appeared nude at the clink for a roll in the hay

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Re: limerick competition mission Creep

There was a young lady of Reston

Who went out without even a vest on

She went to the Plod

To demand hubby's bod

All she got was a cell bunk to rest on.

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Re: limerick competition mission Creep

Never write a limerick, it will nag you to improve it for days.

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A drunken young lady of Reston

Saw the police without even her vest on.

She asked of the squad

For her paramour's bod

But they said it was out of the question.

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For now let's assume

That this is not a publicity stunt that has gone right.

About 31900 results (0.18 seconds)

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Cute.

Nothing more to add.

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Wot a lassie!

Wot a beautiful image to see on a Friday too.

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Limerick competition

A lass named Maura Fussell

Had a husband locked in a cell

Wearing nothing but skin

She tried to get in

It's something Virginians do well.

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Re: Limerick competition -scansion

May I propose a mild edit for scansion?

"A lady named Maura Fussell

Had a husband locked up in a cell"

Limericks can be a bit irregular but the first line usually has 8,9 or 10 syllables, with 8 being commonest, and as your last line (which is a good one) has 9, so should the second.

Of course, you can always tell me to take a running jump and land on my ars poetica.

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Re: Limerick competition -scansion

I liked matys.... it wasn't the best but far from worst. Helped the second time round when you read her name as foo-sell

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