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While laser pointers are very useful for presentations and distracting cats, the FBI is fed up with idiots using them to try to blind airline pilots, and is offering $10,000 to anyone who provides information leading to an arrest. Laser blinding aircraft pilot Blinded by the light "Aiming a laser pointer at an aircraft is …

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  1. Graham Marsden
    Mushroom

    No problem...

    ... a few drones, a Hellfire missile or two with "home on laser" capability...

    1. Duncan Macdonald

      Re: No problem...

      Bit nasty for the neighbours if the perp lives in an apartment block (or is in a hotel).

      1. theblackhand

        Re: No problem... Re: bit nasty for the neighbours

        If the neighbours won't help with the solution (i.e. stopping the laser users then they're part of the problem.

        It might be a good time to move to somewhere a little more isolated....

        Or buy shares in Lockheed Martin....

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: No problem...

      Yeah, just what you want hitting someone who has parked their car at the end of a runway, when you're coming in to land.

  2. MigMig

    No reward necessary.

    If l ever were to catch one of these shitbags in the act id report them for free.

    1. Eddy Ito

      Re: No reward necessary.

      Speaking as a private pilot, there wouldn't be much of a shitbag left to report if I catch one.

  3. as2003

    11 incidents per day?

    Who has the time, perseverance, and steady hand required to cause 11 incidents a day?!

  4. Sergey 1

    Profit!

    Raise the stakes, lift the 60-day limit - and people will start building drones with an IR cam to track the suspect from laser beam detection until reaching proximity, and a regular flash-equipped cam to take the the bastards' picture. And these would obviously fly below 200', and well clear of runway extended centerline.

    1. DavCrav

      Re: Profit!

      "...and people will start building drones with an IR cam to track the suspect from laser beam detection until reaching proximity..."

      Just wondering, what happens when you shine a laser pointer at a drone? Anything much? Because if you will be flying them at people armed with laser pointers, you should probably make sure they can cope.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Profit!

        Just wondering, what happens when you shine a laser pointer at a drone?

        If you're lucky it goes out of control and flies into the dumb pricks face and blinds him/her... instant "punishment fitting crime". In fact maybe someone should write the code to make it possible and open source it.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Profit!

        I tried "blinding" a cheapo webcam with a fairly high power hand-held laser once... and the results were unimpressive. It was temporarily dazzled, but that was all. So this isn't a good way to get free stuff from Amazon.

      3. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

        Re: Profit!

        I would suggest fitting the drone with a half-silvered mirror in front of any guidance cameras, and as many reflective surfaces as possible.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Mushroom

    I guess we need to redesign the Paveway to home in on laser source instead of reflection

    "O'Hare tower, this is United 2206, we're getting lased from below. Request permission to engage."

    "United 2206, this is O'Hare tower. Permission granted."

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Mushroom

      Re: I guess we need to redesign the Paveway to home in on laser source instead of reflection

      it doesn't have to be redesigned, they just need an old one. 20 years ago, my girlfriend's unit had a pilot drop on the GLD instead of the target...a month of her unit being confined to quarters ended with a determination of pilot error.

  6. Zmodem

    there are sunglasses, there can be windows that reflect laser beams

    wont take that long for a AAA keyring beam

    1. Tom Samplonius

      "there are sunglasses, there can be windows that reflect laser beams"

      Not likely. The 20% transmission ratio of laboratory laser eyewear would probably have disastrous effects on a cockpit crew who must read instruments while flying at night.... The optical quality of such systems also becomes a factor because slight amounts of distortion or haze which may be of no concern in the laboratory may be a major concern to pilots flying at low altitudes and high speed. Also, there may be a variety of laser wavelengths/colors that may need to be defended against. If all wavelengths are protected, the goggles essentially are opaque.

      1. Zmodem

        windows, not sunglasses.. there are loads of different type of glass for windows which block UV rays, and skyscraper glass which wont smash with a plane impact..

        adding some kind of gel to the window for cockpits can no doubt relect or remove the glare from a direct laser beam

        then replace the glass in all cockpits with laser beam proof glass

        1. Zmodem

          gel it what makes windows double glazing and strong, gel is inside all double and triple glazed windows

          1. fridaynightsmoke
            Facepalm

            Double glazing gel

            "gel it what makes windows double glazing and strong, gel is inside all double and triple glazed windows"

            Yes, the 'gel' between the panes of glass in a double glazed window is normally a very light substance consisting of a mix of around 79% Nitrogen and 20% oxygen. I hear that the aerospace industry is familiar with that substance and indeed relies on it utterly already. There is probably a thick layer of it protecting the cockpit glass, and it doesn't seem to help.

            1. Zmodem

              Re: Double glazing gel

              i originally said it would be more convienient and cheaper in the long run to just make laser beam proof glass with some new kind of gel

              americans are always crying about planes and lasers when no other country cares, they will bring in the national gaurd and raid festivals which have lasers on stage and tell everyone to go home because american pilots are sissies

              1. Zmodem

                Re: Double glazing gel

                this how it is around europre 30 times a year with dance music only http://www.laserfabrik.com/laserfabrik/images/0001_lr_master-of--hardcore-2012_photo-ralphla_eyecatcher.jpg

                1. Zmodem

                  Re: Double glazing gel

                  if you dont want america invading you, you just fill your countries sky up with disco lasers

        2. Michael 28

          negates the reason for having a green light on one wingtip and a red one on the other.

          1. Zmodem

            planes have radars on, most planes need to remain 1 mile away from each other unless there is a few thousand feet difference in altitude

            you would see be able to see other lights, laser beam bounce around and get reflect and make a rainbow in space

      2. armster

        Ever tried to wear those?

        I know there are ancient goggles that may be that bad, but for less than $500 you can buy multi-band goggles with good optics and 75% transmission. Laser lines are very narrow and good filter design can remove essentially all commercially available laser wavelengths without much visible issues. I have long wondered why not more pilots wear those.

        http://search.newport.com/?x1=sku&q1=31-20096&xcid=goog-pla-31-20096&gclid=CLCys_yKx7wCFQNufgodPBUAgw

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      In fact the three most common laser pointer colors are red, green, and blue. So that pretty well nixes the whole visible spectrum. Yeah you could theoretically block those specific wavelengths without blocking everything, but it's much easier said than done.

    3. Psyx

      "there are sunglasses, there can be windows that reflect laser beams"

      Yes, genius. I'm sure you're the first to think of that. Or not, because it doesn't work that way.

      1. Zmodem

        sunglasses are just a flimsy peice of place, cockpit windows have gel for double glazing, thermal compound gel, anti vibration gel, everything but laser beam proof gel exists

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    All I can say is it took long enough!

    That and if they were up before me I'd kick them so hard they'd be wearing their bollocks for ear-rings.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    concentration levels are through the roof landing a plane last thing i want is a laser beam in my eye, happy to see this news article

  9. Mark 85

    So I look to the right at the ads..

    And they are all for laser pointers. WTF????

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: So I look to the right at the ads..

      Ad block plus will sort that out for you mark.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Guess that big red laser pointer I made that's bright as the bat symbol but sports the register logo is out of the question at the NASA hanger that Google is renting?

  11. TheFatMan

    Han Shot First.

    ...Just saying.....

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Fit up yer mates

    Cue a rush of none-too-brights egging their more pliant mates into practising their laser marksmanship at the local airport ("it'll be a larf innit"), then shopping them for the reward, failing to get their ducks correctly in a convincing row before picking up the phone, and ending up doing a bit of bird themselves. Judging by my local rag, there'd be a plentiful supply if they tried it in the UK.

  13. veeguy

    Perhaps a mercury switch would go a long way?

    Perhaps the inclusion of a mandatory mercury switch that would cut out the power when tipped more than 30 or so degrees about level would solve a large percentage of abuse? The people doing this brain dead activity probably couldn't figure out how to defect such a simple cheap device. People who had a legitimate above horizontal need/use could buy a more restricted or registered version

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge
      Coat

      Will never see the light of day.

      All the cat owners will boycott that thing out of existence.

  14. ChrisBedford

    I don't understand

    I've looked into laser pointers and it's been no more blinding than looking into a desk lamp. Plus, how many miles away from an airliner do you have to be to have line into the cockpit^h^h^h^h^h^h^h flight deck? From that distance you can blind a pilot? When I point one of these things at a PowerPoint screen from 5 metres away the little dot is all over the place - how does anyone keep it on the aeroplane windscreen long enough to cause anything other than a millisecond's flash?

    "to date 35 pilots have required medical treatment after being hit" WHAAAAAT? Those weren't laser pointers, they were weapons-grade, mains-powered, floor-mounted and with a sighting system. I call bullshit on this...

    I'm not for one second advocating going out and giving it a whirl, but I do believe that pilots that get their knickers all in a knot over laser pointer "incidents" are being just the teensiest bit over-dramatic.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I don't understand

      The one you looked into was probably 1, 3 or at most 5 milliwatts. Although they're not technically "laser pointers", hand-held lasers of up to 2 watts are available. None the less, I strongly suspect "required medical treatment" means "got checked out, just in case".

    2. Scott L. Burson

      Re: I don't understand

      You're quite mistaken. Battery-powered lasers the size of a small flashlight are readily available for a few hundred dollars that put out 1W and even 2W -- that's 2000mW, probably about 1000 times the power of the laser pointer you looked into. I've read that shining one onto a wall and looking at the spot for a few seconds can cause permanent retina damage.

      I agree that they're weapons-grade, but floor-mounted and mains-powered? Absolutely not. And why do you need a sighting system when you can see the beam clearly?

    3. DropBear

      Re: I don't understand

      I don't understand either how they manage to hit such a small target so far away (it obviously wouldn't work from straight below), when normally you can't even see the beam (or even if you could - which would by the way mean so could anyone else, following it straight down to you). I can't imagine randomly waving it in a plane's general direction would register a hit long enough to matter in any possible way. So what gives?

      1. Mike Moyle

        Re: I don't understand

        @ DropBear

        You've actually touched on one of my biggest complaints with science-fiction movies where lasers/rayguns are used -- You DON'T need sights for a projected-energy weapon. Sights on a firearm evolved because the things tend to be heavy and cumbersome and have a tendency to wobble, and (on rifles, particularly) to help the shooter adjust for wind deflection or projectile-drop at distance, neither of which should be much of a problem with an energy beam.

        The easiest way to point a laser-pointer with good precision is to tape it to an outstretched index finger. With a larger/heavier one you may need to tape it to finger, hand and arm. Either way, pointing with arm extended at the object you want to hit should do for most purposes. If I wanted to hit and hold on a moving object, that's how I'D do it, at least.

        If you MUST have a "gun-shaped" hand-weapon in your movie for dramatic and/or recognition purposes, you design it such that the index finger lies in a groove parallel to the beam-emitter, with the other three fingers wrapped around the grip and, possibly, a thumb-stub as the firing button.

        Point-and-shoot -- We've all been doing it since childhood; no sights required.

    4. ragnar

      Re: I don't understand

      I watched a program on this once and, if memory serves, the beam diffuses by the time it reaches the aircraft i.e. it's not like trying to aim a dot through a windscreen, it's like trying to light it up with a torch.

      From inside, the whole cabin was lit up (and you can see the beginnings of this in the article photo) - it means the pilots can't see out and wrecks their night vision. Obviously the power in some of the lasers is pretty high if 30-odd pilots have needed hospital treatment.

    5. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I don't understand

      I've looked into laser pointers and it's been no more blinding than looking into a desk lamp

      You haven't been looking into one properly yet or you wouldn't be typing comments right now..

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Yoda & Luke skywalker fined

    Despite a tear wrenching defense by their lawyer Mr JarJar Binks the judge concluded that "Wielding laser powered sabers in the vicinity of a spaceport was at best criminally irresponsible, at worst an act of malice endangering public security".

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    There is an easier solution

    Send some Blackhawk helos out at night near airports and have them use the laser beam to spot a direct rocket shot. I guarantee the perps will never live to repeat their crimes.

  17. Rule of Thumb

    Sounds a bit desperate?

    Applying economic forces to this problem might have some success, but does this sound a bit desperate to anyone else? If this program principally communicates that it's almost impossible to catch people who do this, then it could backfire.

    I also have to wonder who does this (11 x day)? If these are terrorists, then I have to say that I'm thrilled at their ineffectiveness, but I wonder how many arrests will result. It's not like terrorists go to the pub after a hard day's jihad and complain to the bartender.

    At a guess I'd say that most of these people are morons and even if they got a bunch of moron convictions, I don't know how many morons that will dissuade because... they're morons. I'll bet their money would be better spent exchanging laser pointers for $10 McDonald's coupons.

    1. Graham Marsden
      Thumb Down

      @Rule of Thumb - Re: Sounds a bit desperate?

      "I'll bet their money would be better spent exchanging laser pointers for $10 McDonald's coupons."

      Great, so they'll buy a cheap laser pointer for a buck or two and swap it for a coupon that's worth five times the value and then buy another pointer...

    2. I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects

      Re: Sounds a bit desperate?

      I just looked up a 40 watt system:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsNsM4HDx-c

      The one I was thinking about from a previous search a few months ago was about the size of a very large hand torch. And far more powerful.

      It wouldn't take much ingenuity to rig one of these things up in a van or a car boot, firing it through a hole or a car lamp. Since that is what a some snipers are or were already doing in Iraq and Afghanistan, just using ordinary rifles, I wonder why there are only 11 a day being used successfully. And only on aircraft.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Easy fix

    Red shades for the pilot, grren for the co-pilot.

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