back to article Time to pack in your job: Someone FINALLY needs a cat vids curator

This is not the sound of your ship coming in, but if you're sick of your current job as a Ruby on Rails developer, Oracle sysadmin, HPC guru or security whipping-boy, why not try your hand at the arts? The Walker Art Centre in Minneapolis is looking for a coordinator for its “Internet Cat Video Festival”, which has been running …

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Trollface

Choices choices choices

1 : Work in Pizza store, bad pay but free pizza.

2 : Work in arts festival thing : bad pay but all the best cat videos.

3 : Work in an Apple store: “awesome”, “amazing”, “brilliant"......

Fuck it, I'll become unemployed. Even unemployed Pizza is still affordabe, I get free entrance to the arts festivals, youtube already gives me too many cat videos for free and I won't have to look/behave like a twunt working for Apple...

And I can also reply to El Reg stories......

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Facepalm

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"...won't have to look/behave like a twunt working for Apple..."

Nope! Just carry on being one writing guff like this.

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Pint

Re: Choices choices choices

@Ted

Its Friday, the article was a little bit tongue in cheek, notice the troll icon...

Have a beer and chill out a little ..all is forgiven.

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Anonymous Coward

If it was full time instead of a part time role it would be nothing short of puurrrrrfect.

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"If it was full time instead of a part time role it would be nothing short of puurrrrrfect."

It is puurrrrrfect. Puurrrrrfect for Julie Newmar, that is...

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Paris Hilton

Not a good idea

Looking at sickly cute pussy cat videos for hours on end will I suspect drive even the most mild mannered person to seriously consider going on a killing spree.

Is this job a good idea in North America where guns are so readily available?

Icon: Well Paris & Pussies, need I say more?

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They should choose a German

The concept of cat videos was first widely known in Germany.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXmFDRwEpv0

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Gimp

You think this is better than your IT job?

Stay with your regular job. You know NOTHING about the truly mind numbly bizarre world of institootional art.

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Did anyone else read "seeking online exposure" with the internal mental caption of "porn"?

As for the side effects of cuteness, there was once a guy who got overloaded on cuteness working on cuddly animal designs to put on little girls' pyjamas. He invented a little thing called "bad taste bears" just to keep himself sane. NSFW, you have been warned.

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