The upcoming Win8 update/Win9:
Will it still have MS Skydrive cloudy bollocks baked in to the OS?
Will it still have utterly shit wifi network management?
Will it still call programs "apps"? (I'm not a teenager FFS!)
Will it still attempt to force me to have MS accounts & sign up for the ridiculous "app store"?
Will it in fact still have the ridiculous "app store"?
Will it still only have a help function if connected to the internet?
Will it still force people to hunt down settings options? (Clue: put them ALL in "Settings"!)
Will it still have swipes and fecking wanky "charms"?
Will it still refuse to work with peripherals that worked perfectly with Win7?
Will it still be intrusive, annoying and goddamn infuriating?
Fix all that and the rest, otherwise no. Thanks, but no.