What on our dear Earth is this "Genius Bar"shit?
OK, I just googled it and the result can be found here if you are of a stout constitution : http://www.apple.com/uk/retail/geniusbar/
Basically, it's like the customer service point in Argos where you take your stuff to if it's broken. And the person manning it is called (I kid you not) a "Genius".
I would have expected it to have been a cool place for self described genius gadgetheads to hang out and congratulate themselves on their consumer choice in overpriced products and sip a cool beverage, but no, it's a complaints counter. A better name would have been "Fanboi Frustration Foyer". Or some more offensive alternatives I've just imagined.