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Flabbergasted investigators say that a previously unknown, very exciting Brazilian pussy was right under their noses but they have only just realised it. Full details of the discovery have just been published in graphic detail in a specialist magazine. According to a press release issued to highlight the event: The discovery …

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Pictures please

Pix of Brazilian pussies is what the internet is all about.

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I was going to make some comment about how it must be one of those breeds without fur, so I googled 'Hairless pussy' to find an example...

... now my boss is on his way here to have a severe word with me.

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Re: Pictures please

Does this help?

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... now my boss is on his way here to have a severe word with me.

Numpty!!

Set your browser to clear its cache upon close, or engage "private browsing" mode.

</sarcasm>

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Re: Pictures please

And how exactly will that help with the server logs?

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log on as a co-worker 95% of the times people I've worked with passwords were 12345, or 54321

I've done it on multiple occasions at places I've been ;)

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@Eddie Ito:

No, not at all. Very disappointing

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Paris Hilton

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Terribly sorry, my mistake. Instead, how about a nice fanny or whole packs of them. Better?

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@A.A.Hamilton:

I thought it was a rather cute pussy.

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Praise where it's due

I commend our Brazilian friends for their ceaseless efforts to discover new species through the process of deforestation. I feel confident that one day, perhaps some day soon, they will have catalogued every single animal that used to live there.

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Re: Praise where it's due

You're right of course, but if you've eaten fast food or frozen beef, eaten a banana, own a banjo, guitar or mandolin, or smoke cigars or eat chocolate or drink coffee or eat rice you've contributed to the mess down there.

I'm not 'blaming' you, it's just that Brazil has been used for a very long time as the #1 place for cheap agricultural land. Every country in Europe, the US, Canada, China and Japan have massive agribusiness operations in Southern Brazil. If you buy a food or wood product and don't see its origins on the package there's a really good chance it came from Brazil and from an area that used to be dense forest or jungle.

The government has gotten a lot better over the last 10 years, but it's still bad. The going thing now are juvenile cattle and swine exports. They ship young animals to the country where they'll be eaten but early enough in their life cycle that the destination country can claim origin: Plenty of European beef started and pork started out in Brazil then spent a few months in Europe before being turned into delicious European bacon and burgers.

My point is that our governments lean very heavily on Brazil to increase available pasture and increase wood exports. So you can't pin the blame solely on Brazil.

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Didn't know that Brazilian pussies were that different. But what do I know...

And can we now officially use the word tigrina when referring to Brazilian pussies?

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Devil

Thats because you never heard about Brazilian wax I suppose...

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"And can we now officially use the word tigrina when referring to Brazilian pussies?"

I'll try that one out on my Brazilian girlfriend tonight...

Expect future postings to be coming from A&E.

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"*Different from, but about the same size as, a normal household pussy."

This is perhaps the most important detail. The thing to remember about pussies is while they are roughly the same size, there is a distinction between the one you have at home and the ones found in the wild.

Please be safe when interacting with ones you're unfamiliar with. They're called wild for a reason.

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"This is perhaps the most important detail. The thing to remember about pussies is while they are roughly the same size, there is a distinction between the one you have at home and the ones found in the wild."

A "domestic" cat is quite capable of killing a human adult if sufficiently riled (or feral)

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re. " ...Universidade Católica ..."

Is that the University of Cat studies?

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Pint

Headline win.

Once again.

Bravo El Reg!

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And cue Cheech Marin's monologue.....

...you know....the one from Dusk Till Dawn...the Bard would've been proud.

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not sure I would want to stroke it...

I think it would have my hand off...

P.

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Best headline ever!

Period.

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Re: Best headline ever!

Period.

Maybe come back later in the month...

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Wow! Way to go! At first glance being from the US, I would think that this headline has a completely different meaning, but I would be wrong. I normally don't ever comment on a post, but this warrants some opining. Is it so important to drag in readers about a subject that they would still not concern themselves with using this tactic?

I imagine a contest where a writer is being treated to a fancy meal over the boost in readers. It doesn't matter though, that the readers will never return after this, just that ONCE, there was a spike in readers.

Congratulations!

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Dear Mr Pain,

These are the sorts of Headlines that made Britain Great, top dog, A#0ne.

my punctuation on the other hand, leaves a lot to be desired....as does my

spelling. So get with the program Yank and enjoy the Special Relationship

we Brits have with inuendo....innuendo....think thats ho u spell it.

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Funny

I googled Brazilian pussy and didn't see any cat pictures. I'll keep looking though.

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Do the Brazillian pussies...?

Have a linear arrangement of fur down the middle?

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For the third time

This is a cat. Although I understood the headline, being British, I can see some people might just not see all the wood for trees, though in Brazil to find a tree is getting harder. That expanding nation should know that growth will never come for free. A tragedy of failed conservation could mean that headline in some future year will just refer to female masturbation.

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Felinus Braziliensis

Can often be spotted in the summer months here in Ibiza in an urban setting. They come in to make the most of the rich pickings provided by many of the marine visitors that become beached here having fallen (dived) off their yachts.

The going rate (I'm told) is about €300/hr

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...exciting Brazilian pussy was right under their noses

Anatomically incorrect, Shirley?

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That headline ;)

Is really embarrassing.

I know that online, if you think anything like that is bad then you're labelled a prude, but seriously El Reg. Get out more.

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is that anything like a Mexican hairless?

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This might answer: "What's this world coming to?".

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Excellent journalism! I see a Pulitzer Prize in Mr. Page's future.

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WTF?

Occasionally, as a person who works at a science education museum and zoo, I check out the Reg. I see that it has changed and is no longer for actual readers, as starkly illustrated by this hugely self-congratulatory, arrested development headline designed solely to entrap other arrested developers. Well, have fun lil' snerky, snerky, snort, snort headline writers, I'm outta here.

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*rubs hands* Ok, where am i going with this? It seems the L. guttulus 's southern habitat leads to an uncanny ability to have they way they talk knock there male counterparts out down there.

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Disappointing

I don't mind the strange and mildly salacious headlines because the Reg is full of interesting information and good science and technology information. And, I usually get a chuckle out of them. But this particular headline goes so far over the line it makes it hard to consider referring a collegue to a story on the site. This isn't CollegeHumor or FourChan, yet. Is it?

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