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As Britain enjoyed the royal wedding, the rest of the world was "searching for Kate's nude pictures", according to a leading porn site. Statistics released by PornHub, which claims to be the world's biggest sex flick site, has released statistics showing the bump and grind of porn traffic during key world events. There was a …

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"Grumble viewing drooped by 15 per cent in Britain during the ceremony, only to shoot up in huge spurts for the rest of the day."

Oh dear oh dear oh dear...

Naughty Reg.

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If nothing else the word "concupiscent" was definitely worth reading the article for....

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"Christmas" in Japan

Most of the world stops watching porn at Christmas, apart from Japan.

I'd bet that's because in Japan New Year's is the traditional family holiday, and Christmas has been adopted as a kind of second Valentine's Day. It's usual that on Christmas' Eve couples have a romantic dinner and spend the night together – whereas single people probably eat Christmas cake alone and search for porn flicks, while they cry and wonder why nobody likes them.

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Just sayin'

I would have imagined that a good proportion of the Royal Wedding viewers would have been Daily Mail readers.

As per title...

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"only to shoot up in huge spurts for the rest of the day."

Jasper Hamill, you can expect an invoice for a new keyboard in 2 - 3 working days.

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15% droop in porn viewing during the royal wedding.

Sorry, that's probably my fault...

I took the opportunity of everyone else being stuck infront of the TV to go around almost empty shops to buy new kitchen cabinets.

PornHub, I promise to make up for it later!

Glasses, because all that porn is making me short sighted --------------------------------->

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I seem to be missing a link - anyone obliged?

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@ Mike Taylor

are you sure you're not the missing link?

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Porn = Solo?

Interesting assumption that watching porn is not only a solo activity but also for men only, I'm sure my missus wouldn't agree. In fact if I went white water wristing without her she'd wonder why I didn't invite her.

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And for the rest of us...

Read that and weep boys, read that and weep.

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wondering how big the spike would be from this !!

Would like to know what effect this article had on their stats!! (imagining operator at pornhub - here come the elreg crowd!)

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Porn at Xmas

Bit difficult to browse for porn while watching the kids and wife open the presents...

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Two words:

Google Glass

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