Do you regularly trawl through Facebook only to find an acquaintance of yours posing in a photo where he's sunning himself on holiday, sipping cocktails and pawing at women in skimpy bikinis? Do you add a comment to said snap calling your chum a "jammy git"? If so, you're responding to a freshly coined phenomenon: the "Braggie …
There is always Photoshop... Here's me taking tea with Cameron Diaz, and using a Playstation 5 as a place mat. On the moon.
And here's me and Kofi Annan on the piss, dancing atop a Steinway piano having just broken into the Royal Albert Hall for a giggle.
Well, yeah I was thinking along those lines too, although I thought a selfie was a gentleman finding pleasure in himself... if you catch my drift. Who'd want to brag about that?
Re: I thought a selfie was a gentleman finding pleasure in himself
I'd rather not catch your drift.
Have you tried the ATKINS Kim?
from the photo, looks like he's getting ready to stick them
between two slices of bread and scoff them...greedy git.
Re: Have you tried the ATKINS Kim?
Don't get jealous: His thumbs are clearly too fat to operate a controller.
Bragging - about XBones
What is he going to do, put them all in HDMI passthrough!
He's just paying homage to the meme?
He should have 1 XB1
3 3DS and 2 2DS
Is that called Haiku gaming?
Maybe one won't have the click of death
I thank you.
Re: Maybe one won't have the click of death
Iomega Zip drives? Click of death.
Windows. Blue screen of death.
Xbox. Red ring of death.
Choices choices choices
I don't know which of the two I dislike the most. Probably Dotcom because he chooses to behave that way.
Cyrus is merely a puppet, albeit a very rich one.
As for the Xbox, I have either become too old or I have seen too many of the same games for far too long.....
If they're all in earshot of each other, will K-Diddy have to use different accents, or do they all chime in with "Which one, boss?", like an electronic Fantasy Island nightmare...?
CONSUMER SOCIETY CONSUMING ITSELF IN APOCALYPTIC HEDONISM
THE WORLD BURNS WHILE KRUGMAN AND STUDENTS FOR MARX AND KEYNES EXHORT PEOPLE TO SPEND MORE, SOCIALISTICALLY, AND FASTER IN ORDER TO SAVE IT!
FILM AT 11.
IF WE SURVIVE TILL THEN!
Don't knock this bloke, just because he bought 5 X-box Ones. He wanted one for each chin.
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