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Ad kingpin Google is flashing its talons in Kampala, Uganda, where it has built - in its own words - "a super-fast, high-capacity fibre network to enable any local mobile operator or ISP to connect more people" in the African city. It makes altruistic claims about supporting a "new crop of entrepreneurs and innovators", as well …

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Will all those poor desperate people in Nigeria, who really need our help to repatriate all those millions, now move to Uganda?

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And all their info will be "backed up" onto American servers where copies will make their way to various US Gov. departments.

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My father was a Ugandian prince, there is $1 million dollars in a hidden account that I can't claim, but you can. Please send me your banking information to xxxxx@gmail.com

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Hello,

Yes um, I sent the details to "xxxxx@gmail.com" but all I got back was dirty images?

Please help!

Your truely.

A. Reit Ard.

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That's not plausible:

(1) it's spelled correctly, and

(2) it should be $1,000,000 (ONE MILLION US DOLLARS) - note the ALL CAPS for the dollar amount.

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A real Ugandan prince used to work in sales at The Reg.

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They have phones? And computers you say? I guess wonders never cease.

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<phonejacker>

"Hello sir, I am calling you from your bank..."

"Er,... whose bank?"

"Your bank."

</phonejacker>

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