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Two horny beasts have been caught shagging in the missionary position - 165 million years after they started. Chinese scientists found a fossil of two froghopper insects in the middle of what newspapers might euphemistically term a "sex act". The sweethearts were killed by poisonous gas as they went at it, before sinking to the …

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"About 33 examples of copulating insect fossils have been dug up. Until now, the oldest was two lustful midges who were immortalised in Lebanese amber for 135 million years."

Who was Lebanese amber?

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Lebanese Amber is the low-tar version of Lebanese Red.

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Similar to Ketama Gold

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At least they die happy, doing what they loved.

Yes, I know. I'm going.

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Now *that's* what I call

coitus interruptus

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No, it's coitus continuous.

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Next

Now that we have proof of that we have to find proof of a masturbating fossil.

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Re: Next

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/11/07/max_mosley_hookers_orgy_sadomasochism_video_streisand_effect/

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I'm 45 years old and still partake. Does that count?

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"Oh honey, I wish this moment would never end..."

Caveat emptor.

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Seen'd it!

http://www.pbfcomics.com/257/

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Did the earth move for you?

With 33 examples of fossilised fooking already known when can geologists get their hands on an absolutely filthy palaeontology textbook?

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Somebody should do a website, specifically of fossils fucking. It would make a great coffee table artsy photo book too.

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Re: Did the earth move for you?

Should I invoke Rule 34 at this point?

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That person has examined half a million fossils? That's a lot of fossil examining. That's a lot of anything examining... Even many years ago when I ran an eight year experiment on the effects of cannabis, mushrooms and bourbon I don't think I looked at my hands 500,000 times, and I did a lot of looking at my hands then :)

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The female insect's last words probably were...

You're almost there, honey!

(At least they didn't have inconvenient phone calls back then!)

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I know I asked for

a male who could stay hard for more than 5 minutes, but 165millions is ridiculous

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Thank you El Reg ..

RUMPY-PUMPY .. with you I learn new bits of English every day !

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The term "sex act" is not a euphemism. One example of a euphemism is "playing hide-the-sausage".

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Bah!

Where's the Playmobil?

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playmobil... screw that wheres the god dam pic

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