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Shaken Oz reader Christopher Scott has been in touch to say he's just stumbled upon a transdimensional rift, spotted by Street View's all-seeing eye menacing Ringwood, Victoria: Strange tear in the fabric of space time in the skies above Ringwood It's difficult to ascertain just what lies beyond this sinister portal ripped …

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"keep watching the skies"

You mean skis?

Because the following story is true, and by true I mean false. It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no.

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Transdimensional DIY

So the scourge of DIY has crossed the transdimensional divide? and of course Australia is known for its excellent DIYers (True Aussies have access to some of the best tools and materials).

I can just imagine the Slime Lords of Ugu knocking up a kitchen stool!

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Re: Slime Lords of Ugu knocking up a kitchen stool

And 9 months later we are over-run by Ugu-stool hybrids. Gaaaaaaaaaaphrhhhhhh.

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Re: Slime Lords of Ugu knocking up a kitchen stool

I hadn't considered that kind of 'knocking up' but since you have mentioned it I have redecorated my key board with drinking yoghurt!

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It's the Snarl!

I knew Roy shouldn't have destroyed that Gate.

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In which case, you know nothing about Ringwood...

For UK readers think "Reading."

For Americans, your pronunciation is wrong.

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Re: Gate

What Gate?

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Re: Gate

Gate? What Gate?

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"Google has now removed the pliers, presumably at the behest of its tooled-up lizard overlords."

Damn, that was the only tourist attraction in West Bromwich.

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Ha - its funny yes - you used the word "tourist" near to the words "West Bromwich"

Seriously though - the only way you get a tourist in West Bromwich is if Shane Meadows has a Tom Wolfe moment. It could do with a good bonfire.

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It's a conspiracy!

West Bromwich have obviously conspired with the lizard army to re-route tourist traffic from the Bermuda Triangle to them, via this rift!

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Too bad; they weren't even pliers, but wire cutters.

SNIP

Cue the motors winding down.

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Not so: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/15/street_view_pliers/

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That's what you get when a brand-new doctor tries to fly the TARDIS and it explodes...

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So thats where they got to

Was working on my model railway, and put the pliers down on bench, and they just disappeared !

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An enormous pair of pliers has appeared...

Seen something similar before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMEPnKYX5C0

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Ringwood?

It's a bogan time portal, warm up the Torana and set mullets to stun!

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Maybe Iron Man needed some spare parts after that Avengers movie?

And where better for multi-billionaire Tony Stark to go than Cost Less Bolts! You don't get rich by throwing away money on full-price industrial fasteners!!

(Mine's the War Machine suit in the corner. By the way, does anyone have some spare 8 mm bolts?)

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I for one welcome our new tooled-up lizard overlords.

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As I suspected..

there's something fundamentally worng with the universe

mines the one with the tin-foil in the pocket

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I think.....

My wife has one of those!

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Re: I think.....

What does your wife have: Tin foil pockets? Tooled up lizard? A bogan time portal? An enormous pair? A knocked up a kitchen stool?

Hang on I might have spotted it :-)

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Looks like something from planet QVC.

"Gorgeous fuschia rhinestones on a bed of industrial carcinogens. Feeeel the glammerrrr!"

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Kaiju incursion imminent!

Time to fire up the Jaegers...

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I think...

These indeterminate beings are trying to suggest to us we all need the snip!

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Wales has a time shift

Move from summer to winter and back again here ....

https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.50500085,d.ZWU,pv.xjs.s.en_US.ciY8R2R6XC8.O&biw=1553&bih=897&noj=1&q=owens+lane+ystalyfera&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x486e5a4dccbe373f:0x74175ebd3f12c4af,Owen%27s+Ln,+Ystalyfera,+Swansea+SA9+2DQ&gl=uk&sa=X&ei=XM0EUsfLMNSYhQegroHYAg&ved=0CC8Q8gEwAA

It's never been the same since Dr Who was filmed just up the road.

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