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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am currently trapped inside a small magnetic levitation podule in a vacuum tunnel, along with several agitated dwarves. An NDA strictly forbids me from telling you that I am in a prototype of Elon Musk's Hyperloop. The dwarves are Elon's engineers and the location is … well, somewhere …

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Dear Steve Bong...

Bing Bang Bong!!! Lollin' yeah?!! ;-)

Have you reviewed my CV yet? I did send it in as requested by your PA but haven't heard from you. I'm still well up for the role as long as Garland of flowers (Judy as I like to call her..) is stumping up the home cooked pad thai as a rider.

Thanks.

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Re: Dear Steve Bong...

CV out, Portfolio in

may be portfolio is also out, just meet at "the*" sushi bar

* if you don't know which one, then you are not the man for the job.

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Used to be better

when it actually satirized e-government. Now that it just prints their press releases verbatim it's gone a bit stale

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iBong, therefore I am.

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