"What better way to dispel the rainy gloom of an English summer," mused Ms Stob, in an introduction presumably written some time in March, "than a mass office sing-along to a selection of IT-themed pastiches?" Pretty well anything, we'd have thought. Nevertheless, here is the raw material. Portable Development (Tune: Willow, …
Verity aces it once more.
"What better way to dispel the rainy gloom of an English summer,
It's working quite well it seems, and also across the North Sea.
and the coding is sweaty
The boss is jumpin'
and the stress level's high
Your client's impatient
and the code is spaghetti
So please little process
don't you die
One of these mornings
You're gonna stop dumping
Then you'll spawn your sub-processes
and be ready to fly
But 'til that morning
I'll just keep on hacking
and maybe the deadline won't pass me by
[ with sincerest apologies to George Gershwin ]
The Ebay Song by Wierd Al Yankovitch is my favourite
In memory of Steve Ballmer
To the tune of L. Cohen - Hallelujah)
Now I heard there was a secret code.
That a monkey typed and it pissed the Lord.
But you dont really care for good code do ya.
He typed and he flailed
Till the compiler failed
He smashed his screen and he threw his chair
and the stressed out Steve he cried out loud
I hate computers , I hate computers,
I hate computers , I hate computers.........
I loved Thirty-six errors. Now I need to find a small child to teach it to. :)
36 errors, 99 bugs
36 Errors is new (to me a least).
My team and I usually sing "99 Little Bugs in the Code" to the tune of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall":
99 little bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code!
Fix one bug, compile again
101 little bugs in the code!
You want techie parodies?
I've got dozens of the buggers...
e.g. "Shut Down the Server" to "Waltzing Matilda"
"Mend my PC" to "Under the Sea"
"No IntToReal" to "Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden
"Three-fingered Salute" to "Four-Legged Friend"
..and one for the real old-timers: "The Oldest PC In Town"
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