Come hir, you noti, littel Appeul
An incident occurred while French police was searching the premises of Apple. This was not reported in the press, which were asked to keep silent about it, but we have the transcript of a secret recording:
Police inspector: "Elo, elo, elo, what is dis? A doggy? Hey Misteur! Does your deug bite?"
Old Apple employee, smoking a pipe: "No"
Police inspector: "Here, nice little doggy!" (tries to pat dog on head)
Deug: "Woof!" (bites police inspector)
Police inspector: "Aiiiiie! You said your deug doesn't bite!"
Old Apple employee, smoking his pipe: "Yes but dis iz not my deug!"