Altiscale has uncloaked and revealed to the world a rentable Hadoop product that aims to simplify the notoriously complex software. The Altiscale Cluster Service lets companies outsource the updating and maintenance of Hadoop clusters to a team of ex-Google and Yahoo! employees who promise to take the pain out of managing the …
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