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Ann Summers has declared one of its vibrators is NSFW - and the last letter doesn't stand for working. The High Street sex shop chain has recalled its range of Ultimate O sex toys over fears that power supplies may be faulty. Anyone who purchased one of the pink pleasure-givers can return it to Ann Summers for a refund. " …

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Mordor

Eye of Sauron, surely?

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Re: Mordor

Extremely tenuous...

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Re: Mordor

NEEEERRRDDD! ;-)

C.

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Re: Mordor

That is the Tower of Barad-dûr actually.

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Anonymous Coward

Re: Mordor

Just Barad-dûr, or you've basically said "Tower of Tower-Dark"

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Headmaster

Re: Mordor

You're

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Re: Mordor

Stop!

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It's not actually being recalled due to an electrical fault - Ann Summers QA department actually found they contained a back-door into the NSA Prism system!!!!

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NSA Back Door?

I think you must be holding it wrong.

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Re: NSA Back Door?

Right. One definitely should not hold this at one's back door.

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"Please unplug and stop using the product immediately,"

Yourself and then unplug the Dildo of Death.

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Blimey...

An electrocution "down there".. that could sure make your hair stand on end...

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Re: Blimey...

Indeed, the straightening of pubic hair does pose a significant risk. That's why pubes are curly you know, so you don't put your eye out...

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Re: Blimey...

Put your eye out? wtf? I don't know what people get up to lol.

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Re: Blimey...

Ah pubes... I remember them!

back in the ol days before teh intertubes

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Re: Blimey...

I really want to know what the 'Post Deleted by Moderator' said. Normally I wouldn't care, but this is about an article discussing a mock-cock clitoral stimulator that has a dangerous power supply... What could it possibly have said that was out of line?

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Re: Blimey...

Among other things.

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@Don Jefe

It was self gratifying

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Erm...

Good God! It looks like ET's fist!

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WTF?

the proof

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sOW6cBSfUIE

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WTF?

NSDW

Ok, I'm going to be the naive one and ask... what does NSFW stand for?

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Happy

New South Fucking Wales

or Not Safe For Work - basically its an aid to accidentally looking at rude things in front of your boss or customers. Luckily I work for a dildo design agency so I can safely ignore it!

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Re: New South Fucking Wales

"dildo design agency" ? How does that work?

draw vaguely different connected curves all morning , go down pub at lunchtime for liquid inspiration, go back to office and mould plasticine into outrageous shapes in the afternoon, go home. ?

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Re: New South Fucking Wales

You missed the important step after "go home"; test design on spouse/self/both.

And then fill in a prototype evaluation form.

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Gimp

Re: "dildo design agency"

Hehe I was only joking I don't really. I actually work for Apple designing iPhones - its a similar line of work though! Especially the new iDong they're soon bringing out - oops said to much!

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NSFW

Nether-regions

Sex

Friend (for)

Women

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As soon as I saw the picture .....

.... I started thinking about doing inventive (and probably silly) things with a pink Marigold(tm) glove.

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Devil

Re: As soon as I saw the picture .....

There probably isn't much left you could 'invent' doing with a pink Marigold that has not been tried by somebody already...

Devil... as if that needs explaining :)

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Re: As soon as I saw the picture .....

It's not easy on the mind thinking that one of the above 2 will be "walking into their bedroom tonight with a pink marigold glove" or worse "walking into the pub toilet with a pink marigold glove".

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Gimp

Re: As soon as I saw the picture .....

Nah... Pink's not my colour.

And besides I prefer surgical gloves.

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Anonymous Coward

"Totally body safe"

Sounds like deceptive advertising to me.

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Coffee, meet keyboard

The bootnote did it.

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Anonymous Coward

Where do the other two fingers go?

I wasn't aware the holes were arranged like that.

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Anonymous Coward

Re: Where do the other two fingers go?

Its two in the pink and one in the .....

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Re: Where do the other two fingers go?

I think this is just another one of those mysteries of the human female. I assume the ladies know what to do with this thing.

My only guess is the larger outside prongs are meant to be handles or something.

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Angel

I can't see Ann Summers threatening Hitachi's market dominance with that cheap and nasty contraption. Having to stop for a recharge is a real passion killer.

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NSFW Comment

In case you've never heard this radio prank:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEZ4YbWSmb0

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Devil

I've heard of a "Two Holer"

But never a Three Holer (outside of some backwoods outhouse seating)

Maybe instead of ET's fist that's for ET's Tri-gina?

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Anonymous Coward

It's actually called the

O O O O Arrrrrgh!

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Re: It's actually called the

Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay!

<--- Cider

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Alien

It looks more like....

It looks more like the "War of the Worlds" (1953) Martian's tentacles to me....

ULLLLAAAAAA!

(it does give a new meaning to "The Red Weed", doesn't it?)

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An electric stim wand modelled after Barad-dûr -- THAT would be cool.

Forget that silly three-fingered dishwashing glove.

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