Eye of Sauron, surely?
Ann Summers has declared one of its vibrators is NSFW - and the last letter doesn't stand for working. The High Street sex shop chain has recalled its range of Ultimate O sex toys over fears that power supplies may be faulty. Anyone who purchased one of the pink pleasure-givers can return it to Ann Summers for a refund. " …
Eye of Sauron, surely?
That is the Tower of Barad-dûr actually.
Just Barad-dûr, or you've basically said "Tower of Tower-Dark"
It's not actually being recalled due to an electrical fault - Ann Summers QA department actually found they contained a back-door into the NSA Prism system!!!!
I think you must be holding it wrong.
Right. One definitely should not hold this at one's back door.
"Please unplug and stop using the product immediately,"
Yourself and then unplug the Dildo of Death.
An electrocution "down there".. that could sure make your hair stand on end...
Indeed, the straightening of pubic hair does pose a significant risk. That's why pubes are curly you know, so you don't put your eye out...
Put your eye out? wtf? I don't know what people get up to lol.
Ah pubes... I remember them!
back in the ol days before teh intertubes
I really want to know what the 'Post Deleted by Moderator' said. Normally I wouldn't care, but this is about an article discussing a mock-cock clitoral stimulator that has a dangerous power supply... What could it possibly have said that was out of line?
Among other things.
It was self gratifying
Good God! It looks like ET's fist!
Ok, I'm going to be the naive one and ask... what does NSFW stand for?
or Not Safe For Work - basically its an aid to accidentally looking at rude things in front of your boss or customers. Luckily I work for a dildo design agency so I can safely ignore it!
"dildo design agency" ? How does that work?
draw vaguely different connected curves all morning , go down pub at lunchtime for liquid inspiration, go back to office and mould plasticine into outrageous shapes in the afternoon, go home. ?
You missed the important step after "go home"; test design on spouse/self/both.
And then fill in a prototype evaluation form.
Hehe I was only joking I don't really. I actually work for Apple designing iPhones - its a similar line of work though! Especially the new iDong they're soon bringing out - oops said to much!
.... I started thinking about doing inventive (and probably silly) things with a pink Marigold(tm) glove.
There probably isn't much left you could 'invent' doing with a pink Marigold that has not been tried by somebody already...
Devil... as if that needs explaining :)
It's not easy on the mind thinking that one of the above 2 will be "walking into their bedroom tonight with a pink marigold glove" or worse "walking into the pub toilet with a pink marigold glove".
Nah... Pink's not my colour.
And besides I prefer surgical gloves.
Sounds like deceptive advertising to me.
The bootnote did it.
I wasn't aware the holes were arranged like that.
Its two in the pink and one in the .....
I think this is just another one of those mysteries of the human female. I assume the ladies know what to do with this thing.
My only guess is the larger outside prongs are meant to be handles or something.
I can't see Ann Summers threatening Hitachi's market dominance with that cheap and nasty contraption. Having to stop for a recharge is a real passion killer.
In case you've never heard this radio prank:
But never a Three Holer (outside of some backwoods outhouse seating)
Maybe instead of ET's fist that's for ET's Tri-gina?
O O O O Arrrrrgh!
Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay!
It looks more like the "War of the Worlds" (1953) Martian's tentacles to me....
(it does give a new meaning to "The Red Weed", doesn't it?)
Forget that silly three-fingered dishwashing glove.