back to article Smut-for-Glass app suffers premature ejection

Google has barred the infamous Tits&Glass application from the app store for its “Glass” tech specs. The app's developer, MiKandi, says Google changed the terms and conditions for Glass developers, banning all adult content. Here's what the site has to say about the situation: “When we received our Glass and started …

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Not really an app

It's just a poor excuse to gain traffic for their pr0n site.

They even list "El Reg" in their "As featured on" list.

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Paris Hilton

hahahaha That's like Paris saying...

...Paris as featured on El Reg (every time someone posts something rude or silly)

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As it will be

As it will be open source it won't matter will it?

Still can't wait to see the X-ray specs app which is in development at the moment, it resizes a naked form to fit the body of the person you are looking at. Male and female!

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Now Microsoft knows what to do if they want a successful product

Everyone knows the device with the most porn wins!

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Clippy!!!

...Hi, I see you are trying to watch porn would you like some help with that?

Or they could invent a new character - Johnny!

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Re: Clippy!!!

Or they could reuse Ron Jeremy's image. Ugh.

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Re: Clippy!!!

Fappy?

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Tits & Glass

Genuis

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Re: Tits & Glass

If it's about sharing porn, I think they should have gone with 'fapster'.

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Re: Tits & Glass

If there are any viruses spread through it then it'll quickly be nicknamed 'clapster'.

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As usual, the goo-tards don't ...

... understand how the internet works.

I feel sorry for the idiots who have bought into the fad.

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Re: As usual, the goo-tards don't ...

It works on smut and pr0n. You didn't know that?

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@Chairo (was:Re: As usual, the goo-tards don't ...)

Seems to me that the goo-tards are trying to avoid that construct in the popular media with the goo-glass thingie ... Unfortunately, it's bloody obvious that pervs will exploit the concept. Anyone who thinks otherwise have their heads buried firmly up their asses ...

As usual, I have no answers ... but my head isn't buried up my ass in the sand, either.

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Re: @Jake (was:As usual, the goo-tards don't ...)

I am afraid the pervs will exploit pretty much any concept available. That's why they are pervs in the first place, anyway. Yes clearly Google glass has a far higher potential for misuse than other technology. On the other hand I am quite sure the society will somehow find ways to cope with it. If things get too much out of hand, there will most likely some kind of ban to wear them in the public. Google is anything but naive, so they will make quite some effort to avoid such a situation, I suppose.

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Re: @Chairo (was:As usual, the goo-tards don't ...)

Glad to see Jake has admitted he has no answers. Perhaps he'll stop posting complaining whiney nonsense for a while as he tries to think of some? Although that doesn't seem to have worked for Eadon.

It's not surprising really - so many internet people have a opinion, but so few have alternatives to what they complain about.

And what is a 'goo-tard'?

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Re: @Chairo (was:As usual, the goo-tards don't ...)

> And what is a 'goo-tard'?

Someone who arrives late?

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Seems like Google are burning their bridges here

Was it not the porn world who have progressed the internet by such a massive amount from the bad old days of animated gifs circa 80's-90's?

Considering the average buyer of the portable 24/7 pr0n display will be single 25-35 year old males with disposable income, it seems a bit silly to make them look at the alternative head set that will be out very soon after the glass.

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Re: Seems like Google are burning their bridges here

>...alternative head set...

Subtle, nice.

Alternative head set versus headset...

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I'm beginning to see the potential of this Glass..

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The one to the left of your post? Quite. I could use a pint.

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One in the eye for the p0rn industry

See title.

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Google glass + voyeur porn + social media

So for a Google glass user, a naked body can go from glimpse of flesh to trending world wide in the blink of an eye. I for one am perfectly comfortable with that. After all what could go wrong?

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'kin adverts

For research purposes i had a peek at the site and saw loads of adverts for porn sites.

That appears to be what it's all about - nothing new, nothing to see, move along please.

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I vote for porn

Porn has been the single most inventive and creative force behind the Internet as we know it today - without porn you would not have streaming video or e-commerce ... at least not in the forms that we do today.

Porn my dears, is all in your head - given a choice between spending a weekend with a porn star and a weekend with David Cameron ... well, the porn star's got to be more interesting regardless of whether you keep your clothes on or not.

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Re: a weekend with a porn star and a weekend with David Cameron

What's David Cameron going to be wearing?

(You can thank yourself for that disgusting mental picture you're now viewing.)

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Re: a weekend with a porn star and a weekend with David Cameron

Eric Pickles, John Prescott and Ann Widdecombe in a love triangle. It's all your fault!

Edwina Currie, John Major and his big blue underpants. Well that mental image is her fault, and one I shan't forgive her for in a hurry.

Where's the mind bleach!

Just imagine what Louise Mensch would get up to with Google Glasses?!?!

The horror... The horror...

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Re: a weekend with a porn star and a weekend with David Cameron

Louise Mensch?

Actually, I probably would!

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"given a choice between spending a weekend with a porn star and a weekend with David Cameron"

To be fair you did massively weight the argument there in your favour (no Google Chrome it is NOT "favor"), if you'd said "given a choice between spending a weekend with a porn star and a weekend with your favourite rock band or favourite team", well I'd still have gone with the porn star to be fair.

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Boo

It would appear the MiKandi CDN is down :(

TitsUp more like

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Surprised Amazon have not caught on...

"You appear to be running low on Kleenex. Your next auto-shipment will arrive in two days."

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Preempt SNL :)

Looks like Google wants to avoid Saturday Night Live presenters using actual Google Glass rather than a fake mockup ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-GKVyBb-KI

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