Re: Why does the good Lord tempt us all like this?
See how easy it is? It's so easy, everyone ought to submit a one-liner.
One more thought: Shuttleworth, with his famous mandate (dictators-for-life don't ask, they demand), "if you don't like it, move on. Don't poison the well", is hoping that we're forgetful and unaware of the fact that it is HE who has poisoned his OWN well with good, old-fashioned high-handed, arrogant, hubris. But I repeat myself. He has made a LOT of unpopular, BAD decisions ("you want spyware with your order? Never mind; it comes free.") and his answer to his critics has always been the same, and of the form, "Tough! Get over it. We created it, it's got to be good for you; learn to like it. This is not a democracy!"
WHO POISONED THE WELL, Shuttleworth?
Be careful what you wish for, people: you most always will get it. Keep Shuttleworth always in mind as a sterling example.